Real Life Gimmicks

[Neptune]

If a wrestler's gimmick was true to life, like they were how they act in the WWE in real life, what would their job be? This means they are not wrestlers but their ring gimmick reflects what their job title would be.

 

[Mr. Roman Empire]

Big E- Dance instructor
Braun Strowman- Bouncer
Bray Wyatt- Airboat captain
Bo Dallas- Motivational speaker
John Cena- Charity founder
Kane- Fireman
Goldust- Cash for gold
Cesaro- worker in a chocolate factory
Dean Ambrose- Mechanic
Stardust- Astronaut
Ryback- chef
Roman Reigns- SWAT team member
Titus O Neil- gym teacher/football coach

 

[Neptune]

Big E- Dance instructor
Braun Strowman- Bouncer
Bray Wyatt- Airboat captain
Bo Dallas- Motivational speaker
John Cena- Charity founder
Kane- Fireman
Goldust- Cash for gold
Cesaro- worker in a chocolate factory
Dean Ambrose- Mechanic
Stardust- Astronaut
Ryback- chef
Roman Reigns- SWAT team member
Titus O Neil- gym teacher/football coach

Haha I can actually see Big E teaching dance. Would be so awkward too lol

 

[Neptune]

I can see Daniel Bryan being a teacher, not sure which subject. He would just scream yes or no depending on the answer he is given by his students. lol

 

[Prince Bálor]

Big E would be a glorious dance instructor.

 

[Koko B.]

All the divas: prostitutes.