John Cena: Making Raw Awesome by Not Showing Up.
Assume the talking points from ER spiked the viewership... is Cena injured? Orton used the punt, is TV-14 back? What's next for brrrrroccccckkkkk lesnar (sorry can't not do that, dammit heyman)... There was a lot more buzz about the show, and then the show was good (well, maybe from the eyes of us mcgillihennig marks)
There's also "Is Big Show Injured" and "What's the rammifications from the screwy I Quit match finish" but nobody gives a shit about them so they didn't draw.