Okay going in, I was... actually pretty interested in this show. Just as some backstory with me...
Since Clash of Champions happened, I've merely been catching segments from feuds I've been interested in on Youtube and catching up on Raw in 10 minutes or less. Clash was the worst show I've seen in a while from the standpoint of simply not caring about finishes or wanting to pull for people to win matches. (Again, if you're a wrestler reading this, you deserve ALL the stars for that show. You guys and gals did spectacularly!) while SD just turned Heath fucking Slater into the biggest star on earth and then he won the tag titles and EVERYONE MARKED LIKE CRAZY. Fast forward a month and a guy in Dolph Ziggler who's been completely dead since 2014 was getting people to go CRAZY fighting for a belt that's been dead since... what, 1995?... while Hell in a Cell I just didn't bother watching... While watching Sami Zayn's fight towards the top on NXT and a whole year of Bayley being the ultimate underdog and the entire saga of Daniel Bryan struggling and the fans struggling right with him and... all the storylines in Lucha Underground that's made that show so consistent and Austin Aries's dominance of the X-Division and... Raw was clearly making no effort to get anyone over.
I just wanted to see kayfabe stuff matter. Raw's storylines don't, outside of the ones they just forget about (WHERE THE HELL IS TRIPLE H AND WHY ARE YOU RUINING EVERYTHING). And coming into this PPV, there were two feuds I was really interested in... The goofyness of the Realest Guys in the Room going after Lana, and Sami Zayn's attempts to prove himself against Braun Strowman. Two more than usual, so hey, lets give it a shot!!!
So I watched the kickoff for one of those matches and boy was that a mistake... While watching Big Cass's progression into a guy who can kinda carry a singles match was a pleasant surprise, this match BLEW. Rusev over here just kinda taking a breather outside for the whole match and then the fakeout for the countout and tune into Raw for the rematch and... Waste of time. Be glad for not watching!!!
Then the tag title match happened and wow was that really something!!! Cesaemus's combo entrance looked REALLY cool this time, and that alone came across as them gelling as a unit... and I really loved the tag moves in the match. Cesaro and Sheamus work so well together, and New Day playing pure heels during the match also helped, and even better was that they completely threw out the damn tag formula and had a back and forth contest! YESSSSSS!!!! So happy! The finisher kickouts worked well with E and Kofi hitting their big singles moves on each of them and not being able to score the pin, so they had to work together and the Midnight Hour was countered, and then the fake hot tag finish was really clever! A bit anticlimactic but I'll happily take it given everything else we got here. NEW CHAMPS YAY!!!... But to be honest, I'm not sure about the finish. Out of storyline stuff is much more important for WWE right now, and New Day's title reign... shockingly had more legs to it now than it did before. We knew there was NO chance they were dropping the belts before now, and any match would have added drama. Shame they had to lose them in their first match just to prove this entire title reign was their way of getting back at Demolition, and it took a lot of shine off the new champs (plus New Day never felt like that dominant of a tag team to begin with tbh)... However, in the end, I settled on this being the right outcome. Sheamus/Cesaro couldn't lose here and you can't open or close a PPV with a DQ. Fuck that... But I'm not so interested in this being the tag champs that can't get along. Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends....
Ok after writing a book about that, Zayn and Strowman had a match I was REALLY into going in... How they'd do this, I thought, would decide the show for me. And.... Well, in the end Zayn got some polite applause, so I guess it was kinda effective? Maybe? I don't know. When Strowman was taking forever just hitting a kinda-big move and posing, then beating him more and clearly showing he could have pinned him (which rendered the whole thing ineffective tbh) I was just looking forward to when Zayn would just come out of nowhere with a big momentum shift and really start his comeback with about 3 minutes to go... Instead, Foley came out with a damn towel and they stalled for 2 minutes giving Sami time to get to his feet, then he tricked the big dumb oaf to trip into a bunch of random things. Cool. Here's a Gold Star you can put on your pants Mr. Zayn. You earned it..... lol
Then during a recap of the preshow because we so needed to see THAT again, I turned on my tablet to check social media and the WWE App sent me a bunch of spoilers for the show. FUCK OFF. Seriously, why did this happen and how do I make it stop? I got a new tablet recently and the last one didn't do this. Seeing that made me want to cancel the ultra-cheap Network. Just gonna ruin your own show for those who work at night. Know who doesn't? Torrent sites. Tough face.
Ok, Jericho vs Rollins in a BLOOD FEUD where the storyline was that Seth was trying to "get Jericho out of the way"... well Seth didn't accomplish his goal, so screw this.
(Wrestling wise this wasn't bad though. Crowd was dead since they didn't have a reason to care... It was like many Jericho matches where you remember it being better than it was thanks to a really cool sequence of counters, then a great finishing sequence... then the Owens interference lol)
I liked the short CW match though! In large part because when watching Clash, I saw two dudes trading submissions and countering holds and doing all this technical bullshit in a Cruiserweight match and I was really let down after TJP's awesome entrance music started... Now, Rich Swann happened and actually delivers some fast-paced action that really delivered the intensity we expect from the 205 crew. Go Rich Swann!!!... oh shit... is that... NEVILLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HE'S ALIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!! OH SHIT IS HE REALLY WHOA!!! Okay this made me pop up and scream in my chair in glee. Most random ass heel turn I've seen since the real Russo era of Impact, my gosh did this little bit make me mark. Didn't even consider it... How good will Neville do in the role? Who knows, I assume really well, but... hey, I'm excited to find out!!! (Also props to Michael Cole for acknowledging the indy history between them. That was sweet!)
There was a backstage segment here with Owens and Jericho, and... this made me happy. I was saying earlier with the Cesaro/Sheamus match "Why can't we be friends?"... and seeing this guy who screwed up trying to make it up to his best friend (even though I was yelling ARE YOU SURE HE'S EVEN IN THERE MAYBE HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM OR SOMETHING) I was into. Really rooted for these ol' pals to make it work, dammit!!!... I wondered what this whole angle would be like if YOUR STUPID APP HADN'T SPOILED THE DAMN SHOW FOR ME
Anyway at this point I was satisfied with Roadblock. It wasn't a blowaway show or anything, but it delivered a good chunk of what I wanted to see. Got some good wrestling, an attempt to get Sami Zayn over, a shocking return, some sort of life for the CW's, an angle going on throughout the show... Not bad... Then the women's match happened.
Ok, I don't like Ironman matches. This match was already facing an uphill battle, as it doesn't lead to much drama with the nearfalls - on top of there being a 100% chance going in of Charlotte winning which we already knew. No drama... This got tedious. And boring. And nobody cared just like they didn't for the last three matches. And pins are dropping. And... hey a pinfall! Sure like most Ironmans it got pretty solid towards the end and Sasha's up 3-2 and... Charlotte's cranking back on that figure four. She really wants Sasha to tap. There's a minute left. Sasha is fighting through. She can withstand the pain. Come on girl keep fighting. She's looking at the clock. Cole is announcing that she is trying her best to run out the clock. Trying to fight back and grabbing for those ropes and can't quite get there and just a few seconds left AND.... Sasha taps and Snow turns the show off. WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE TAP OUT!! SHE WAS STILL IN THE HOLD ANYWAY! THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD CHANGE WAS NOT HAVING YOUR TITLE AND GRRRRRRR WTF WAS THIS
*blink, blink* Are you kidding me? This was SUCH failure. Sure, I heard the overtime thing was exhilarating. Not after that... And by the way, thanks to that app spoiling the show, I saw the main event I had no interest in going in took 25 minutes to get to the same DQ chickenshit bullshit we've been seeing for months. THANK YOU WWE APP!!! Promise I won't torrent stuff now
But my gosh. I can't imagine what this show was like in hindsight. Again, I thought it was a good show until the women's match! But the last hour of these last two matches having the finishes they did must have been... what's even the word. Draining? Gosh...
So yeah. Roadblock.