It would be so bizarre if Cena did get pissed about that kick.. it would be different, because he's generally more understanding about things like that... but if they wanted to, they could make Cena acknowledge it as an accident only to be hit by Ziggler again, revealing the first was intentional.
However that would put Ziggler back as a heel and I think he blows in that role. But it would make the idiotic Ru-Ru segment make a little more sense if Dolph and Summer were setting Rusev up... but honestly, what could they possibly gain from that?
Wow it hurts my brain considering the dumbassery of this angle or group of angles... or Kurt Angles or Pythagoras... I need sleep...
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I've actually given some "bored at work" thought to this post the past couple of days - typical Fox - and...
- You're right, there's no need to go back to that stupid superkick.
- On Raw, Dolph and the Dudleys can call out the New Day, out for revenge for that beatdown last week. Mid match during the heat, Devon can be taking those corner kicks from Big E and Kofi as Xavier blows his trombone at ringside... and Dolph superkicks the trombone, breaking it in half... This causes Xavier to run in the ring and be SUPER PISSED and get himself "DQed for kicking too much ass" as Dolph grabs the ropes or something, big brawl ensues and the faces clear the ring. After Xavier rants and raves and gets dragged backstage by E, Dolph announces he's going to take the opportunity that was stolen from him - a chance at the US TItle on Smackdown (think this is the go-home Raw, right?)...
- Smackdown happens and Hot Summer is shown backstage, and tells the New Day that she knows the perfect place where they can go get the trombone that Dolph broke fixed... Xavier runs off in hilariously quick fashion while the other two comically chase after him. During the match, Ziggler is (legitimately) arguing with the ref as Summer hits Cena with a chair, Ziggler, not knowing about this, pins Cena off the chair shot and wins the belt. Commentary team tries to get Ziggler over as a face, saying he didn't know... Later on Summer's wearing her necklace and talking up to Ziggler, showing him the video of what she did... and Ziggler is conflicted and not knowing what to do... THE SOMEWHAT CORPORATE DEMON KANE FROM THE GATES OF HELL INSIDE OFFICE DEPOT shows up and books Ziggler vs RuRu at HIAC
- At Hell in a Cell, 5 New Day segments air of these three at "Trombones R' Us", a just for trombones repair place, where Hugh Jackman (Why not!?
) is sitting there trying to get this tube-thing back on the doohickey on the rest of the instrument as he is BEWILDERED by the jackassery of these three amazing, amazing people... meanwhile Ziggler vs Rusev happens and while the drama seems to be around who's going to leave with Sweet Submissive Summer... they battle back and forth and Summer runs interference a few times but it's never clear enough what she's doing because the ref does his job, and Rusev just wins the US Title, clean as a sheet... Summer is ECSTATIC at ringside. She jumps in, takes off the pearl necklace and starts putting it around RuRus neck... then Lana's music hits and she returns, smacks the hell out of Summer, reaches in the top of her outfit for maximum sexuality and grabs Putin's old Gold Star or whatever (does he still have that? I seriously don't know), puts that around Rusev's neck, they make out and the couple we all know and loved can be happily together again
-Sad Xavier is crying by the 3rd one as they just can't fix that poor little trombone, then by the fifth one Kofi talks to Hugh in private...
-Then on Raw, they have the Rusev/Lana marriage proposal segment, interrupted by Dolphin Summer... and then Mark Henry jumps the barricade, grabs Summer and beats the shit out of the other three using her as a weapon.:henry: then the New Day come out with a BRAND NEW SUPER LOUD trombone because Kofi is the bestest friend in the whole wide world, he plays Henry's theme and we fade to black... And Raw's ratings continued their ascent happily ever after.
So much of this, though, comes from thinking that this trombone is gonna be broken someday, but whoever breaks it will get NUCLEAR heel heat....
That and.. I'm gonna tag
@GrammarNazi82 for the inside jokes and so she can make fun of me for saying this - but with all the women on this show squabbling over bullshit, Rusev has randomly become the most datable person on Raw. Even to a straight male pile of solidified frozen water like myself. :haha: I want to see the fat Bulgarian get his woman, dammit!
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