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Hello and welcome to the only show that can never do any wrong in the eyes of one @Jeffry Fucking Mason unless it involves Finn Balor, Becky Lynch, Green Mist or The Iconics not being featured....(Admittedly i can't blame him for the iconics or the green mist one....)
........ITS MONDAY NIGHT RAW.....
Hey guys welcome to the rate and recap for Raw lol, sorry its a little late i had to catch up on the beginning of the show, as always rate in the poll above share your thoughts below, and i will see yall later! have a great night!
Also jeffry dont worry, its all in good fun ? (Raw somehow didnt have any note worthy things for me to poke fun at so..i had to think of something relevant
)...But really im not wrong though lol.
Rusev and Lana Start the show.
So Jerry is in the ring, Lana comes out Rusev comes out and they sit down.
So lana starts to say something but rusev says hey everybody and the crowd cheers, lana says shes wanted to get this of her chest, she said she used to love him, when the WWE univers edidnt love you i did she said, she said i loved you over everyone. She said you rusev l.ike so many other famous peopel you became a statistic, all the fame got to your head, and when rusev day supporters started rising up it got to your head, and we got rusev day chants, she says im a smart womena nd it snot just you that made our marriage fail, its the WWE universe.
Rusev says now yous ee how my marriage went..you need to calm down, and lana warned him not tos tep any further or he will violate the restraining order and go away for a very long time...despite the fact hes doen that already.
Anyway he says hes the one who needs protection as he brings forth a video on the titantron where it shows what happened last week when lana and lashley were arrested.
Lana says your the mosts elfish monster, do you not know who i am? im the most ravishing women in the world, nobody will ever compare to me, and nobody will ever love you like i used to, you will never find someone like me again. And rusev said i can barely stand you so why would i need to find another one of you?
And then she starts yelling about how hes selfish and its his fault and the wwe universes fault that their marriage failed, Rusev says this si getting out of hand, so lets get to the point and sign the devorce papers the crowd cheers, Rusev says he will sign first and she stops him, she says she will sign first, rusev says its always a compeition in the household.
The crowds booing her and she says to show her some respect, rusev say that wasnt a loud boo at all, and they go back and forth over what lana takes and what rusev takes and they just go back and forth.
And rusev says i guess its up to me to sign the contract...but on secodn thought i need something from you first, and lana goes on asusming he wants sex again and she calls him sick calls the fans sick, but rusev says no thats not it, what i reallyw ant is a match with your hot hot boyfirend bobby lashley
and then bobby lashleys music hits and he comes down to the ring, lashley says this si rediculess, he says you think this is a joke rusev? you wanna make a joke out of me? or out of my lana? and yes she is my lana, and after this rediculess divorce is over ima ask thsi women to marry me.
Rusev says bobby shes all yours! take her run away go to vegas get married! id otn care, she just..bad, and at the end of the day i wanna live happily on one day, and thats rusev day!
Rusev says i'll sign this and i'll see you whenever you want in any match you want because that is gonna happen on none other day then rusev day, he signs as lashley bangs rusevs head on the table and beats him up on the outside. lashley throws rusev in the ring and he meets a machka kick and rusev plants lashley through the table.
So KO does a interview backstage where he says he escaped the AOP last week, and now hes basicly gonna hunt them down, he meets rey whop hand shim the steel pipe he used against lesnar.
And now we got our first match of the night
Drew Mcintyre VS Matt Hardy
So drew has a mic and says Ya know this show started a little depressing, and at WWE we are about putting smiles on faces, so i got it, ladies and gentlemen baby boy rebecca, but im a good guy, im gonna give you and your family an opperuntiy, you can
So now it starts and matt hardy is unleashing on drew, laying in the hits knocks drew over the ropes to the outside, hardy goes after him, he goes for another twist of fate but drew shive shim into the stairs and rolls him in the ring, kicks hardy and takes control of the match, laying in the hits stomping on hardy smacking him. picks him hip gets him in the corner does a solid chop.
Throws him in the opposite corner and goes to charge but hardy dodges drew hits the ring post, hardy gets him and hits the side effect for the near fall.
So matt hardy goes for twist of fate drew reeverses then hardy reverses in to a rollup drew kicks out at 1 and then dre whits the future shock, and then a claynmore for the pin.
We see charlotte backstage with becky, charlotte says i dont like you, but right now i dont like the kabuki warrios more, so do you wanna be becky 2 belts again? becky says oh so ya want my help, and she goes on with how she wants to collect an old debt...and says shes gonna do what charlotte did and face them in a 2 on 1 handicap match.
So now the viking raiders come out.
So they say for week we haqve been searching for worthy opponants, but all we have en countered are victims...so tonight we issue an open challenge to any team who thinks they can take our gold. Now let the raid begin.
And the team to answer, was the street profits.
The Viking Raiders VS The Street Profits. Tag Team Championships
We start with eric charging for montez ford who leaps and dodges, dropkicks ivar lays out eric tags dawkins and its chaos and some dives and a near fall later, and viking raiders take control.
they work over ford in the corner, but ford escapes tags in dawkins for the hot tag, does a powerslam to ivar for the nearfall tags in ivar they try to double team him but he counters them, and tags in eric, and they double team the street profits lay out dawkins and hit the viking experience on ford for the pin.
So as both teams show eachother respect, seth rollins music hits, he comes down gets in the ring and says gentlerman i hate to interupt but there is something i gotta take care of your more then welcome to stay if you want to. and then the street profits leave as do the viking raiders.
He says his problem is with the AOP and he wants to fight them right here right now, and now here comes kevin owens.
Kev this is between me and the AOP , and he says kevin doesnt need the pipe, kev says dont worry this aint for you, yet, its for the AOP, and he goes on about how seths alling them out because he knows they are not here, so when are they gonna show up seth? kevin believes seth and the AOP are gonna beat him up. Seth says dude ive told you time and time again im not with them i have nothing to do with them, as he says this on the titantron the AOP show up and we go to commercial.
We come back seth says listen to me, the AOP is gonna come down here and kick your ass, and that has nothing to do with me, and kevin says how about this, why wait for the AOP? how about i kick your ass and then go after them? and seth quickly gets away from kev, says he clearly i cant get through to you and so seth leaves
So sami comes with out with Mojo rolly who Ko hit with a steel pipe earlier, and it basicly just leads to KO hitting mojo with a stunner and sami leaves.
Akira Tosowa VS Aliester Black
Sadly i had stream issues, Aliester won.
Humberto Carillo VS Andrade
So yeah this is gonna be one of those so fast i cant keep up matches..remember when i said id be off chat this week? well im still here lol.
Humberto finally got a win with a rollup.
Buddy Murphy VS Zack Ryder
So murphy dominates this match lays in the hits to zack and eventually buddy murphy wins
So Kevin owens has been backstage searching for AOP, and now he finds there van, he breaks it up sees someone sitting in the back, and AOP ambush him lay him out, and then the person in the chair spins around..and its seth rollins, the heel turn is complete, he lays out owens with the curb stomp
So we come back after commercial break and seths music hits, eh ahs a mic in hand, and he says what do youw ant from me? ive been asking myself that for a long time now, we used to along! i did everything right i dont take days off and i fight through injurys i lay it all on the line for each and everyone of you, i stikc my neck out for you gusy and what do i get> i get spit on disrepsect and im sick of it, i told owens i had nothing to do with it and that was the truth, some flavor of the month kevin owens called me a liar and you jumped on that bandwagon, id di what i do i let it sldie i try to telll owens agai ive got nothing to do with it and that was the truth, but once again the truth is not good enoughf or you, so tell me in 2019 what is good enough for you people? do i gotta go to that ring and kill myself? i beat brock twice and still that wasdnt enough.
THe crowd chants you suck
oh i hear ya, you wanna push me, well its time for seth freaken rollins to push back, your negativity has become a self fufilling prophecy, and that prophecy ha sturned yoru fiction into fact it turned me to stand side by side with men who understand, the AOP.
We see kevin owens being put into an ambulance backstage.
Now becky lynchs music hits, shes in action next.
I just wanna say first Seths promo was fantastic, best hes doen in a long time.
Becky Lynch VS Asuka and Kairi Zane
So Becky takes control early on, Kairi distracts becky while the ref is focused on asuka, becky kicks kairi and asuka gets in the ring and takes control of the match as we go to commercial.
And now that Jeffry is off to work i can focus on the recap and not argue with him every 5 minutes LOL.
We come back Kairis got becky in a rest hold, becky tries to fight free but fails, Kairi elbows becky but beckyr eswponds with a clothesline, Kairi tags Asuka and asuka goes after becky but becky fights back and now becky si fighting off both asuka and zane, hits a bexsploder on kairi, and hits a sideslam and ddt on asuka and kairi.
Beckys on the top rope and asuka stops her by holding her leg long enough for zane to intercept her, knocks her down and taks control she lays becky out goes to the top rope, asuka tags in becky dodges kairis move and hits asuka with the bexslopder, becky goes for the leg drop but auska locks in the asuka lock, beckys fighting trying to get out and she does, she knocks asuka into the corner and locks in the asuka lock on asuka, crowds dead right now. Kairi drags out asuka. saving her.
kairi tries to lay out becky outside but becky slams her into the barricade asuka goes to do a kick from the apron but becky takes her feet out asuka falls on the apron, then becky gets on the apron asuka on the outside and becky does a move to the outside, asuka gets in the ring becky tries to get in but kairi holds her leg, becky barely breaks free and gets in the ring before 10 and asuka hits the shining wizard for the nearfall.
Asuka and becky go back and forth asuka makes the tag to kairi, asuka has becky on her shoulder and zane dives from the top drop slams becky down for the nearfall. Kairis on the top rope goes for the n sane elbow becky gets her legs up, she then goes for disarmher but asuka comes in becky hits the bexsploder on her goes back locks in the disarmher on kairi but asuka having rolled to the outside after the bexsploder is able to pull kairi out
And then as becky kairi and asuka are on the outside, asuka hits becky with a chair, giving becky the win by DQ.
Asuka and kairi are laying waste to becky they bring out a table, asuka puts becky on the table out of the ring, and then kairi dives on her n'sane elbow from the top rope to the outside through the table.
ima be honest i got no clue what the main event of this show is.
So after the match charlotte and becky have a short exchange, becky agrees to help charlotte if that means she will get her hands on asuka, and charlotte leaves, only to be assaulted by the kabuki warriors with a steel chair.
Eric Rowen VS Local Indie Guy
yeah its a squash match
Actually rowen didnt even win, the ref stopped the match.
Aj Styles VS Rey Mysterio. United States Championship
THis starts with a lock up and some beautiful reversals and back and forth soem rollups aswell and it ends in a stalemate.
They go to lock up again but aj launchs rey into the corner and takes control, he does this a few tims, rey reverses one of the times but Aj also reverses and keeps control, he has a rest hold onr ey but rey fights out with come elbows runs the ropes Aj tries to atch him but he cant and rey slings aj outside, hits a dropkick then a standing moonsalt.
Rey gets Aj in the ring and now here comes anderson and gallows, Aj takes advantedge as he slams rey into the ring post as we go to commercial again.
Aj has another rest hold on rey, rey fights out smacks aj, rusn the ropes does a springboard but rusn into an aj styles dropkickf or the nearfall. Aj throws rey to the outside, Rey barely makes the 10 count.
Some more back and forth and AJ is on the oputside, rey dives over aj and rolls over Aj into a powerbomb into the barricade.
both men barely make the count as they get in the ring, some back and forth hits and punches betwen the two, rey hits a hurricanranna, rey on the apron apringbosd move lands on Aj for the nearfall. Rey then does a springboard DDT for the nearfall.
So rey sets Aj up for the 619 and gallows goes to Aj and shields him from it, then Aj hits rey with the ushigaroshi for the nearfall, aj nw on the top rope with rey goes for the hurricanranna but Aj holds on, but both men fall and Aj sthankjfully saves the botch from being a disaster as it was allmost a styles clash but not in the safe way, both men are tangled a bit but Aj recoveres it and hits a powerbomb and then a styles clash, and right before he can pin rey randy orton shows u behind aj, aj turns to him and randy just winks and leaves, rey rolls up Aj and the show abruptly goes off air as Rey wins.
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Welp that was raw! hope you enjoyed the recap!
So Jerry is in the ring, Lana comes out Rusev comes out and they sit down.
So lana starts to say something but rusev says hey everybody and the crowd cheers, lana says shes wanted to get this of her chest, she said she used to love him, when the WWE univers edidnt love you i did she said, she said i loved you over everyone. She said you rusev l.ike so many other famous peopel you became a statistic, all the fame got to your head, and when rusev day supporters started rising up it got to your head, and we got rusev day chants, she says im a smart womena nd it snot just you that made our marriage fail, its the WWE universe.
Rusev says now yous ee how my marriage went..you need to calm down, and lana warned him not tos tep any further or he will violate the restraining order and go away for a very long time...despite the fact hes doen that already.
Anyway he says hes the one who needs protection as he brings forth a video on the titantron where it shows what happened last week when lana and lashley were arrested.
Lana says your the mosts elfish monster, do you not know who i am? im the most ravishing women in the world, nobody will ever compare to me, and nobody will ever love you like i used to, you will never find someone like me again. And rusev said i can barely stand you so why would i need to find another one of you?
And then she starts yelling about how hes selfish and its his fault and the wwe universes fault that their marriage failed, Rusev says this si getting out of hand, so lets get to the point and sign the devorce papers the crowd cheers, Rusev says he will sign first and she stops him, she says she will sign first, rusev says its always a compeition in the household.
The crowds booing her and she says to show her some respect, rusev say that wasnt a loud boo at all, and they go back and forth over what lana takes and what rusev takes and they just go back and forth.
And rusev says i guess its up to me to sign the contract...but on secodn thought i need something from you first, and lana goes on asusming he wants sex again and she calls him sick calls the fans sick, but rusev says no thats not it, what i reallyw ant is a match with your hot hot boyfirend bobby lashley
and then bobby lashleys music hits and he comes down to the ring, lashley says this si rediculess, he says you think this is a joke rusev? you wanna make a joke out of me? or out of my lana? and yes she is my lana, and after this rediculess divorce is over ima ask thsi women to marry me.
Rusev says bobby shes all yours! take her run away go to vegas get married! id otn care, she just..bad, and at the end of the day i wanna live happily on one day, and thats rusev day!
Rusev says i'll sign this and i'll see you whenever you want in any match you want because that is gonna happen on none other day then rusev day, he signs as lashley bangs rusevs head on the table and beats him up on the outside. lashley throws rusev in the ring and he meets a machka kick and rusev plants lashley through the table.
So KO does a interview backstage where he says he escaped the AOP last week, and now hes basicly gonna hunt them down, he meets rey whop hand shim the steel pipe he used against lesnar.
And now we got our first match of the night
Drew Mcintyre VS Matt Hardy
So drew has a mic and says Ya know this show started a little depressing, and at WWE we are about putting smiles on faces, so i got it, ladies and gentlemen baby boy rebecca, but im a good guy, im gonna give you and your family an opperuntiy, you can
So now it starts and matt hardy is unleashing on drew, laying in the hits knocks drew over the ropes to the outside, hardy goes after him, he goes for another twist of fate but drew shive shim into the stairs and rolls him in the ring, kicks hardy and takes control of the match, laying in the hits stomping on hardy smacking him. picks him hip gets him in the corner does a solid chop.
Throws him in the opposite corner and goes to charge but hardy dodges drew hits the ring post, hardy gets him and hits the side effect for the near fall.
So matt hardy goes for twist of fate drew reeverses then hardy reverses in to a rollup drew kicks out at 1 and then dre whits the future shock, and then a claynmore for the pin.
We see charlotte backstage with becky, charlotte says i dont like you, but right now i dont like the kabuki warrios more, so do you wanna be becky 2 belts again? becky says oh so ya want my help, and she goes on with how she wants to collect an old debt...and says shes gonna do what charlotte did and face them in a 2 on 1 handicap match.
So now the viking raiders come out.
So they say for week we haqve been searching for worthy opponants, but all we have en countered are victims...so tonight we issue an open challenge to any team who thinks they can take our gold. Now let the raid begin.
And the team to answer, was the street profits.
The Viking Raiders VS The Street Profits. Tag Team Championships
We start with eric charging for montez ford who leaps and dodges, dropkicks ivar lays out eric tags dawkins and its chaos and some dives and a near fall later, and viking raiders take control.
they work over ford in the corner, but ford escapes tags in dawkins for the hot tag, does a powerslam to ivar for the nearfall tags in ivar they try to double team him but he counters them, and tags in eric, and they double team the street profits lay out dawkins and hit the viking experience on ford for the pin.
So as both teams show eachother respect, seth rollins music hits, he comes down gets in the ring and says gentlerman i hate to interupt but there is something i gotta take care of your more then welcome to stay if you want to. and then the street profits leave as do the viking raiders.
He says his problem is with the AOP and he wants to fight them right here right now, and now here comes kevin owens.
Kev this is between me and the AOP , and he says kevin doesnt need the pipe, kev says dont worry this aint for you, yet, its for the AOP, and he goes on about how seths alling them out because he knows they are not here, so when are they gonna show up seth? kevin believes seth and the AOP are gonna beat him up. Seth says dude ive told you time and time again im not with them i have nothing to do with them, as he says this on the titantron the AOP show up and we go to commercial.
We come back seth says listen to me, the AOP is gonna come down here and kick your ass, and that has nothing to do with me, and kevin says how about this, why wait for the AOP? how about i kick your ass and then go after them? and seth quickly gets away from kev, says he clearly i cant get through to you and so seth leaves
So sami comes with out with Mojo rolly who Ko hit with a steel pipe earlier, and it basicly just leads to KO hitting mojo with a stunner and sami leaves.
Akira Tosowa VS Aliester Black
Sadly i had stream issues, Aliester won.
Humberto Carillo VS Andrade
So yeah this is gonna be one of those so fast i cant keep up matches..remember when i said id be off chat this week? well im still here lol.
Humberto finally got a win with a rollup.
Buddy Murphy VS Zack Ryder
So murphy dominates this match lays in the hits to zack and eventually buddy murphy wins
So Kevin owens has been backstage searching for AOP, and now he finds there van, he breaks it up sees someone sitting in the back, and AOP ambush him lay him out, and then the person in the chair spins around..and its seth rollins, the heel turn is complete, he lays out owens with the curb stomp
So we come back after commercial break and seths music hits, eh ahs a mic in hand, and he says what do youw ant from me? ive been asking myself that for a long time now, we used to along! i did everything right i dont take days off and i fight through injurys i lay it all on the line for each and everyone of you, i stikc my neck out for you gusy and what do i get> i get spit on disrepsect and im sick of it, i told owens i had nothing to do with it and that was the truth, some flavor of the month kevin owens called me a liar and you jumped on that bandwagon, id di what i do i let it sldie i try to telll owens agai ive got nothing to do with it and that was the truth, but once again the truth is not good enoughf or you, so tell me in 2019 what is good enough for you people? do i gotta go to that ring and kill myself? i beat brock twice and still that wasdnt enough.
THe crowd chants you suck
oh i hear ya, you wanna push me, well its time for seth freaken rollins to push back, your negativity has become a self fufilling prophecy, and that prophecy ha sturned yoru fiction into fact it turned me to stand side by side with men who understand, the AOP.
We see kevin owens being put into an ambulance backstage.
Now becky lynchs music hits, shes in action next.
I just wanna say first Seths promo was fantastic, best hes doen in a long time.
Becky Lynch VS Asuka and Kairi Zane
So Becky takes control early on, Kairi distracts becky while the ref is focused on asuka, becky kicks kairi and asuka gets in the ring and takes control of the match as we go to commercial.
And now that Jeffry is off to work i can focus on the recap and not argue with him every 5 minutes LOL.
We come back Kairis got becky in a rest hold, becky tries to fight free but fails, Kairi elbows becky but beckyr eswponds with a clothesline, Kairi tags Asuka and asuka goes after becky but becky fights back and now becky si fighting off both asuka and zane, hits a bexsploder on kairi, and hits a sideslam and ddt on asuka and kairi.
Beckys on the top rope and asuka stops her by holding her leg long enough for zane to intercept her, knocks her down and taks control she lays becky out goes to the top rope, asuka tags in becky dodges kairis move and hits asuka with the bexslopder, becky goes for the leg drop but auska locks in the asuka lock, beckys fighting trying to get out and she does, she knocks asuka into the corner and locks in the asuka lock on asuka, crowds dead right now. Kairi drags out asuka. saving her.
kairi tries to lay out becky outside but becky slams her into the barricade asuka goes to do a kick from the apron but becky takes her feet out asuka falls on the apron, then becky gets on the apron asuka on the outside and becky does a move to the outside, asuka gets in the ring becky tries to get in but kairi holds her leg, becky barely breaks free and gets in the ring before 10 and asuka hits the shining wizard for the nearfall.
Asuka and becky go back and forth asuka makes the tag to kairi, asuka has becky on her shoulder and zane dives from the top drop slams becky down for the nearfall. Kairis on the top rope goes for the n sane elbow becky gets her legs up, she then goes for disarmher but asuka comes in becky hits the bexsploder on her goes back locks in the disarmher on kairi but asuka having rolled to the outside after the bexsploder is able to pull kairi out
And then as becky kairi and asuka are on the outside, asuka hits becky with a chair, giving becky the win by DQ.
Asuka and kairi are laying waste to becky they bring out a table, asuka puts becky on the table out of the ring, and then kairi dives on her n'sane elbow from the top rope to the outside through the table.
ima be honest i got no clue what the main event of this show is.
So after the match charlotte and becky have a short exchange, becky agrees to help charlotte if that means she will get her hands on asuka, and charlotte leaves, only to be assaulted by the kabuki warriors with a steel chair.
Eric Rowen VS Local Indie Guy
yeah its a squash match
Actually rowen didnt even win, the ref stopped the match.
Aj Styles VS Rey Mysterio. United States Championship
THis starts with a lock up and some beautiful reversals and back and forth soem rollups aswell and it ends in a stalemate.
They go to lock up again but aj launchs rey into the corner and takes control, he does this a few tims, rey reverses one of the times but Aj also reverses and keeps control, he has a rest hold onr ey but rey fights out with come elbows runs the ropes Aj tries to atch him but he cant and rey slings aj outside, hits a dropkick then a standing moonsalt.
Rey gets Aj in the ring and now here comes anderson and gallows, Aj takes advantedge as he slams rey into the ring post as we go to commercial again.
Aj has another rest hold on rey, rey fights out smacks aj, rusn the ropes does a springboard but rusn into an aj styles dropkickf or the nearfall. Aj throws rey to the outside, Rey barely makes the 10 count.
Some more back and forth and AJ is on the oputside, rey dives over aj and rolls over Aj into a powerbomb into the barricade.
both men barely make the count as they get in the ring, some back and forth hits and punches betwen the two, rey hits a hurricanranna, rey on the apron apringbosd move lands on Aj for the nearfall. Rey then does a springboard DDT for the nearfall.
So rey sets Aj up for the 619 and gallows goes to Aj and shields him from it, then Aj hits rey with the ushigaroshi for the nearfall, aj nw on the top rope with rey goes for the hurricanranna but Aj holds on, but both men fall and Aj sthankjfully saves the botch from being a disaster as it was allmost a styles clash but not in the safe way, both men are tangled a bit but Aj recoveres it and hits a powerbomb and then a styles clash, and right before he can pin rey randy orton shows u behind aj, aj turns to him and randy just winks and leaves, rey rolls up Aj and the show abruptly goes off air as Rey wins.
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Welp that was raw! hope you enjoyed the recap!
