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Hello everyone and welcome to whats sure to be a facisnateing Raw, as i said before the recap is gonna be a mix of play by play and my own commentary , a review plus recap to give yall a reason to read the recap the show lol. So rate in the poll above shar eyour thoughts below, as i rate and recap Monday Night Raw!
We start off with a recap not of the pay per view last night, but of the cuck angle that happened last week oddly enough.
And now we got the show intro, oh boy i can feel it, tonights gonna be rough...so lets get this show started shall we? lets see how they start the show.
We got...whoa alright not even pyro things are already kicking off with Rusven fighting back against corbin and..i dont even know who else.
Bobby lashley is cutting a promo,lashley si wearing rusevs robe he is in Rusevs home laying in Rusevs bed, and then ofcourse lana appears and we got the most over dramatic cuck music, lzana says everything we own is in my name, we dont even have joint checking accounts, lashley says more stuff and its like the most cheesy soap opera stuff ive ever seen.
Now Lana takes her bra off but her privates are hidden under the covers and she snuggles by lashley and it cuts off, rusev standing in the ring, randy orton and king corbin laughing at Rusev. Rusev is just standing in the ring crowds chanting stuff, now rusev just got mad as he stares at them.
Rusev goes out fo the ring and takes the fight to them hes unloading,taking them both down slamming corbin into the stairs, slamming randy into the barricade.
We got Rusev chants as Rusev lays waste to baron Corbin and Randy orton. interesting way to start the show,
Rusev continues beating up randy and corbin. he lays orton out corbin out with his signature kicks.
Rusev throws the stairs in anger as he walks up the ramp, hes furious.
More Tyson Fury promoting which will happen tonight, Miz TV with Becky and Charlotte, they will be in tag team action against kabuki warriors, then last women standing with natalya and lacey evens which is next. And now straight to commercial with no mention fo Seth Rollins or The Fiend.
Lacey Evens VS Natalya - Last Women Standing.
So lacey said some stuff but i wasnt paying attention, i was reading a report that Bray Wyatt and Sasha Banks were not medically cleared for the show tonight, despiute the fact that Bray Wyatt was totally fine last night after murdering seth rollins as the show went off air.
So last women standing match, Natalya has control since the match started, she locked in a sharpshooter but eventually lacey countered and knocked natalya down for a 8 count. Then natalya awkwardly got up quickly.
Lacey lays out natalya on the outside as the ref counts, natalya is down at 6 still, 7 and now she suddenly getting up.
And now Lacey is getting a table, wait nevermind she put it back crowd boos. natalya has a weird thing, shes down and out, the secodn the ref says 7 or 8 she jolts up, its so robotic its sad. And we go to commercial.
We come back Lacey is still in control.
I feel like WWE starting the show like they did to try and get people to focus on other stuff as fast as possible so they dont think about the fiend and seth. I feel like they should do the ripping off the bandaid tactic, address it fast and get it over with.
Natalya got up again and Lacey beat her with a kendo stick, then lacey did more beating to keep natalya down.
lacey just stuck a kendo stick inbetween the chair arms to trap her but it didnt work, lacey beats her up with the kendo stick again.
Wait suddenly natalya is up she takes the stick from lacey and beats lacey up with it? how did that even happen? lol
natalya barly reached her feet at 10 the match goes on, lacey continues beating her up, crowd is dead.
THis si a repeating process of lacey hits her with the kendo stick, natalya gets up just in time, rinse and repeat, now lacey hit her with a trash can, then hits a bad moonsault
Oh come on that wa 10 natalya wasnt even on both of her feet and lacey grabbed her like she made it, that should have been it, now lacey throws lacey into the skate ramp, i mean titantron, slams her on the annoucners table, then does a suplex to natalya on the announcers table but it doesnt break, this match si so one sided just end it already.
And somehow natalya gets up again.and somehow someway natalya reverse laceys suplex into one of her own, and now she pwerbombs lacey onto a table off the stage....you are kdding me..
natalya got beat up again and again for 99% of this match, gets beaten with kendo sticks, slammed onto a announcers table, smashed by a trash can, and Natalya reverses a single suplex, powerbombs lacey through a table below the stage and just wins?...this makes no sense.
Is it still sunday?
We got Aleister Black on the screen, he does a promo, talks about requiring battle, he once again wants someone to knock on his door and pick a fight with him.
Street profits do their thing but the crowd is dead.
And now we got Tyson Fury backstage in a interview, he says he deamdns a apoligy from braun and if he doesnt get one ehs gonna get these hands, using brauns catchphraise.
Viking raiders are next.
WWE are avoiding Seth and The Fiend like The Plague, no mention or anything. Its understandable why they would avoid it, they screwed up badly.
The Viking Raiders VS Roode and Dolph
We got some solid wrestling between Dolph and Erick of the viking raiders, ivar tags in lays out dolph roode tags in
"if you guys wanna know if there is life after death, just ask Dolph Ziggler" -Jerry lawler, okay that was a great line lol, its so true when considering dolphs career.
Viking raiders are a great team and them and roode and dolph do funs tuff, unfortunately the crowd is dead, they do not care about this match and we go to commercial.
@Greivous II your gonna love this, got a freaken AEW Dynamite commercial, hilarious.
Man, im glad Seth has not shown up, selling the murder from the fiend, but if the fiend really is injured, and by the way as of right now thats a unknown
So viking raiders pick up the win in a average match, crowd did not care much, but now Aleister Black doesnt wanna wait so ehs gonna head to the ring and see who wants to pick a fight with him, so thats next.
Aleister Black VS The Singe Brothers
This is gonna be a squash match..
...
It was a squash match.
Now we got a recap video package of Smackdowns debut Fox episode, ntoably not last nights PPV. They left out the whole Kofi losing in 7 seconds bit.
And appearntly the Braun Strowman Tyson Fury stuff is next...yay.
WWE talks about how great the week was, ignoring Hell In A Cell, they shown the kofi kingston defeat in 7 seconds, and ofcourse cain debuting
Now we got Rey Mysterio backstage he does a interview, he talks about cain and if there is anyone who can avenge him and his son dominic, its cain.
Now we got OC in action in yet another 6 man tag.
The OC VS Lucha House Party
This is a okay match, forgive me if i dont say much, i just dont care lol, atleast im honest.
Honestly i forgot Lucha house party was still a thing, dio maddens getting more comfortable on commentary which is good, kalisto gets the hot tag does alot of stuff.
And AJ Styles hits the phenomanal forarm for the pin, and nwo the OC are beating up lucha house party after the match.
They show still images of the PPV and showcase the becky sasha match, trying to make everyone forget the hell in a cell ending.
Miz TV is next.
Miz TV With Becky Lynch and Charlotte
Becky and Charlotte said stuff, charlotte brags about being the queen, miz brings up the draft and such, and the tag team match coming up against the kabuki warriors.
Becky and Charlotte trash talk eachother and then the kabuki warriors come out, say some stuff in japanese and then a brawl begins and the match is next.
The Kabuki Warriors VS Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair
So its at this point in the show im losing energy and the ability to truly care and fully recap these matches lol, i just dont care, they have a okay match i guess, also green mist must be legal because she can keep doing it and get away with it, atleast kabuki warriors got the win and now they are beating down charlotte and becky..
And now here comes Alexa and Nikki to make the save..Alexa Bliss really is a face now lol, the crowd is actually cheering, crowd digs alexa and nikki as a face team, noted.
Dear god they are gonna recap and talk about the Seth Rollins vs The Fiend match later tonight....oh boy, put on your seatbelts and hold on, this is gonna get rough, dont worry though, im driving! lol
We got a weird Apollo Crews backstage interview, and appearntly hes gonna face Ricochet...wait why are the viking raiders cutting a promo? they already had a match...
Man this is not good, appearntly they will fight for the raw tag team championships next week.
Ricochet VS Apollo Crews
I unfortunately missed this match, but it wasnt very long, it was probably good.\
Now then, its time for the thing we all have been waiting for..
We get a recap of the main event, it shown what happened in full and all that it was. But nothing cazme of it, besides the crowd booing after it because they still hate it.
And now, the last part of the show.
Tyson Fury and Braun Strowman confrontation
Tyson says braun strowman mad ehim look like a fool, so he is demanding a apology from Braun, and immediately braun comes out.
Braun and Tyson in the ring, we got get thes ehands chants. Braun says look man i was messing aroudn trying to have fun, that wa suntil the way you looked at me like you wanted some of this...when security was dragging you out i said let him go because the last thing you want is to ge tin my way in my ring.
They go back and forth and tyson says im the world heavy weight champoion, how many tiems have you had a world title, and then they fight, crowd chants let them fight, Tyson breaks through and brings it to strowman but strowman fights back.
Tyson fury fights off the security and strowman fights off security, strowman gets in the rign and the two fight, and here coems the lockeroom to try and seperate the two.
More let them fight chants as the two take turns breaking free from the superstars to fight eachother befor ebeing pulled apart again.
Then they hit brauns music as he appearntly....idk made his point or something?
And thats how the show ends...
Braun is backstage he says Tyson is one tough son of abitch, but hes gonna get these hands! as Tyson watches from the ring, then braun charges back into the ring the fight continues as the show ends.
Well okay then, share your thoughts below rate in the poll above.
And now we got the show intro, oh boy i can feel it, tonights gonna be rough...so lets get this show started shall we? lets see how they start the show.
We got...whoa alright not even pyro things are already kicking off with Rusven fighting back against corbin and..i dont even know who else.
Bobby lashley is cutting a promo,lashley si wearing rusevs robe he is in Rusevs home laying in Rusevs bed, and then ofcourse lana appears and we got the most over dramatic cuck music, lzana says everything we own is in my name, we dont even have joint checking accounts, lashley says more stuff and its like the most cheesy soap opera stuff ive ever seen.
Now Lana takes her bra off but her privates are hidden under the covers and she snuggles by lashley and it cuts off, rusev standing in the ring, randy orton and king corbin laughing at Rusev. Rusev is just standing in the ring crowds chanting stuff, now rusev just got mad as he stares at them.
Rusev goes out fo the ring and takes the fight to them hes unloading,taking them both down slamming corbin into the stairs, slamming randy into the barricade.
We got Rusev chants as Rusev lays waste to baron Corbin and Randy orton. interesting way to start the show,
Rusev continues beating up randy and corbin. he lays orton out corbin out with his signature kicks.
Rusev throws the stairs in anger as he walks up the ramp, hes furious.
More Tyson Fury promoting which will happen tonight, Miz TV with Becky and Charlotte, they will be in tag team action against kabuki warriors, then last women standing with natalya and lacey evens which is next. And now straight to commercial with no mention fo Seth Rollins or The Fiend.
Lacey Evens VS Natalya - Last Women Standing.
So lacey said some stuff but i wasnt paying attention, i was reading a report that Bray Wyatt and Sasha Banks were not medically cleared for the show tonight, despiute the fact that Bray Wyatt was totally fine last night after murdering seth rollins as the show went off air.
So last women standing match, Natalya has control since the match started, she locked in a sharpshooter but eventually lacey countered and knocked natalya down for a 8 count. Then natalya awkwardly got up quickly.
Lacey lays out natalya on the outside as the ref counts, natalya is down at 6 still, 7 and now she suddenly getting up.
And now Lacey is getting a table, wait nevermind she put it back crowd boos. natalya has a weird thing, shes down and out, the secodn the ref says 7 or 8 she jolts up, its so robotic its sad. And we go to commercial.
We come back Lacey is still in control.
I feel like WWE starting the show like they did to try and get people to focus on other stuff as fast as possible so they dont think about the fiend and seth. I feel like they should do the ripping off the bandaid tactic, address it fast and get it over with.
Natalya got up again and Lacey beat her with a kendo stick, then lacey did more beating to keep natalya down.
lacey just stuck a kendo stick inbetween the chair arms to trap her but it didnt work, lacey beats her up with the kendo stick again.
Wait suddenly natalya is up she takes the stick from lacey and beats lacey up with it? how did that even happen? lol
natalya barly reached her feet at 10 the match goes on, lacey continues beating her up, crowd is dead.
THis si a repeating process of lacey hits her with the kendo stick, natalya gets up just in time, rinse and repeat, now lacey hit her with a trash can, then hits a bad moonsault
Oh come on that wa 10 natalya wasnt even on both of her feet and lacey grabbed her like she made it, that should have been it, now lacey throws lacey into the skate ramp, i mean titantron, slams her on the annoucners table, then does a suplex to natalya on the announcers table but it doesnt break, this match si so one sided just end it already.
And somehow natalya gets up again.and somehow someway natalya reverse laceys suplex into one of her own, and now she pwerbombs lacey onto a table off the stage....you are kdding me..
natalya got beat up again and again for 99% of this match, gets beaten with kendo sticks, slammed onto a announcers table, smashed by a trash can, and Natalya reverses a single suplex, powerbombs lacey through a table below the stage and just wins?...this makes no sense.
Is it still sunday?
We got Aleister Black on the screen, he does a promo, talks about requiring battle, he once again wants someone to knock on his door and pick a fight with him.
Street profits do their thing but the crowd is dead.
And now we got Tyson Fury backstage in a interview, he says he deamdns a apoligy from braun and if he doesnt get one ehs gonna get these hands, using brauns catchphraise.
Viking raiders are next.
WWE are avoiding Seth and The Fiend like The Plague, no mention or anything. Its understandable why they would avoid it, they screwed up badly.
The Viking Raiders VS Roode and Dolph
We got some solid wrestling between Dolph and Erick of the viking raiders, ivar tags in lays out dolph roode tags in
"if you guys wanna know if there is life after death, just ask Dolph Ziggler" -Jerry lawler, okay that was a great line lol, its so true when considering dolphs career.
Viking raiders are a great team and them and roode and dolph do funs tuff, unfortunately the crowd is dead, they do not care about this match and we go to commercial.
@Greivous II your gonna love this, got a freaken AEW Dynamite commercial, hilarious.
Man, im glad Seth has not shown up, selling the murder from the fiend, but if the fiend really is injured, and by the way as of right now thats a unknown
So viking raiders pick up the win in a average match, crowd did not care much, but now Aleister Black doesnt wanna wait so ehs gonna head to the ring and see who wants to pick a fight with him, so thats next.
Aleister Black VS The Singe Brothers
This is gonna be a squash match..
...
It was a squash match.
Now we got a recap video package of Smackdowns debut Fox episode, ntoably not last nights PPV. They left out the whole Kofi losing in 7 seconds bit.
And appearntly the Braun Strowman Tyson Fury stuff is next...yay.
WWE talks about how great the week was, ignoring Hell In A Cell, they shown the kofi kingston defeat in 7 seconds, and ofcourse cain debuting
Now we got Rey Mysterio backstage he does a interview, he talks about cain and if there is anyone who can avenge him and his son dominic, its cain.
Now we got OC in action in yet another 6 man tag.
The OC VS Lucha House Party
This is a okay match, forgive me if i dont say much, i just dont care lol, atleast im honest.
Honestly i forgot Lucha house party was still a thing, dio maddens getting more comfortable on commentary which is good, kalisto gets the hot tag does alot of stuff.
And AJ Styles hits the phenomanal forarm for the pin, and nwo the OC are beating up lucha house party after the match.
They show still images of the PPV and showcase the becky sasha match, trying to make everyone forget the hell in a cell ending.
Miz TV is next.
Miz TV With Becky Lynch and Charlotte
Becky and Charlotte said stuff, charlotte brags about being the queen, miz brings up the draft and such, and the tag team match coming up against the kabuki warriors.
Becky and Charlotte trash talk eachother and then the kabuki warriors come out, say some stuff in japanese and then a brawl begins and the match is next.
The Kabuki Warriors VS Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair
So its at this point in the show im losing energy and the ability to truly care and fully recap these matches lol, i just dont care, they have a okay match i guess, also green mist must be legal because she can keep doing it and get away with it, atleast kabuki warriors got the win and now they are beating down charlotte and becky..
And now here comes Alexa and Nikki to make the save..Alexa Bliss really is a face now lol, the crowd is actually cheering, crowd digs alexa and nikki as a face team, noted.
Dear god they are gonna recap and talk about the Seth Rollins vs The Fiend match later tonight....oh boy, put on your seatbelts and hold on, this is gonna get rough, dont worry though, im driving! lol
We got a weird Apollo Crews backstage interview, and appearntly hes gonna face Ricochet...wait why are the viking raiders cutting a promo? they already had a match...
Man this is not good, appearntly they will fight for the raw tag team championships next week.
Ricochet VS Apollo Crews
I unfortunately missed this match, but it wasnt very long, it was probably good.\
Now then, its time for the thing we all have been waiting for..
We get a recap of the main event, it shown what happened in full and all that it was. But nothing cazme of it, besides the crowd booing after it because they still hate it.
And now, the last part of the show.
Tyson Fury and Braun Strowman confrontation
Tyson says braun strowman mad ehim look like a fool, so he is demanding a apology from Braun, and immediately braun comes out.
Braun and Tyson in the ring, we got get thes ehands chants. Braun says look man i was messing aroudn trying to have fun, that wa suntil the way you looked at me like you wanted some of this...when security was dragging you out i said let him go because the last thing you want is to ge tin my way in my ring.
They go back and forth and tyson says im the world heavy weight champoion, how many tiems have you had a world title, and then they fight, crowd chants let them fight, Tyson breaks through and brings it to strowman but strowman fights back.
Tyson fury fights off the security and strowman fights off security, strowman gets in the rign and the two fight, and here coems the lockeroom to try and seperate the two.
More let them fight chants as the two take turns breaking free from the superstars to fight eachother befor ebeing pulled apart again.
Then they hit brauns music as he appearntly....idk made his point or something?
And thats how the show ends...
Braun is backstage he says Tyson is one tough son of abitch, but hes gonna get these hands! as Tyson watches from the ring, then braun charges back into the ring the fight continues as the show ends.
Well okay then, share your thoughts below rate in the poll above.
