Rate And Probably Argue About Impact 2/21

[Snowman1]

Maybe I'm hating a little too much on a lot of this, but sorry guys. Can't give this one any higher than a 4/10.

(There, Nazi, I didn't wait to steal your rating.)

Gogogogogogo.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

1: Wow, I'm impressed.

Hmmmm.... I had actually been debating a 5 or 6 myself. Tempted to go 6 just because yours is so low, but ....... I'll say 5.5.

Do we have to "spoiler" anything we mention in rating threads? I hope not, because here are a few comments:

We all know how much I loved the 8-man tag match. Was great to see Park and my orgasmic dream team of AA/Roode/Kaz/Daniels all at once. It ended as we expected, but it was great to see them all together regardless. Plus it had some good parts, and I did find the back to back tags and the way Roode/Aries exited amusing. Park's double clothesline was also great. Although the KO I wanted to win didn't, it still wasn't necessarily a bad end to their match. Spud won, which I marked for. Big Rob T bucked up at Robbie E finally and made Robbie E piss himself and run like a pussy, which I double marked for (not really, but go with me here). Glad to see them split and looking forward to seeing what Rob T does. Brooke's boobs stayed clothed, and I didn't have to see Hogan's leg drop or other in ring action from him.

Screw it ..... 6. It had its share of bad points, but the good parts I enjoyed enough to go ahead and bump my score up to 6.

 

[CM Punk]

:meh:

Not the best. 5.5/10

 

[Aids Johnson]

Had to work tonight, so pumped to watch tomorrow. ity1:

 

[Crayo]

Agree with Rain, 4/10.

-The good was good and I jizz over the chemistry that Roode & Aries have. The backstage segment was another piece of gold from them. I don't see why TNA have so much faith and backing behind Chavo & Hernandez, and I don't see why your tag-team champions lose in a match like this, especially when they are both former world champions. Joseph Park is a genius though so meh.

-Anytime Robbie E and T are on the show it's good news.

-I hate RVD matches and I hate seeing him win. I love me some King but RVD being RVD made this monotonous.

-Bully Ray being the #1 contender is cool, but sort of weird considering last week. Anyone else smell a swerve? If there isn't some sort of swerve it makes last weeks impact rather irrelevant.

-I hate seeing Samoa Joe shoved in there with dull wrestlers like Garrett and Wes. Kurt announced he'll face Wes. WOAH, EPIC, SO MARKING OUT RIGHT NOW.

-Velvet Sky is hot but I wish she didn't win this.

-I'm so glad Hogan didn't compete, but I'm seriously fed up with seeing Sting. However, the big scary heel group of TNA won for once so that's good. I guess. I don't enjoy them but I'm glad they won. I'm glad I didn't watch live though because I'm sure I would have raged seeing Hulk Hogan announced for the ME.

:meh: sums up this impact imo. I'm just not as pumped to watch next weeks Impact as I would have been 6 months or so ago.

 

[Solidus1]

4. I was bored for most of it.

 

[DarksideTrin]

I actually havent bothered watching TNA for the last 3 weeks....

i dunno...just isnt doing it for me

 

[GrammarNazi82]

:yay: I take over Test's spot as being the highest ranker!!

I considered a 5, I really really did. But with the extensive enjoyment I got from the 8-man tag match and the whole thing with Rockstar Spud (who I like) winning and then the thing with Big Rob and Robbie E .... Yeah, those just pumped me up, so I had to go with the generous 6. Even though I admitted myself in another thread I was being a bit generous with it.

 

[Rysenberg]

A 3 for me, worst Impact since I started watching regularly. The only match that was remotely enjoyable for me was the 8 Man tag, and let's be honest that hardly achieved anything. The rest was just so tedious.

 

[Nano]

Didn't love the moment of Hogan coming back, are they so needed?

My rate for this show is 35/100

 

[Testify]

Look at the freaking surprise....

6.5/10

Just a solid IMPACT. Really liked all the matches aside from the X Division match because it featured two suckholes who barely tied it up together. Ugh.

The rest of the segments was good and a nice tease with Hogan "wrestling". Kudos to young Bischoff for being a good heel too.

DOC pins Sting = I marked!

 

[GrammarNazi82]

Look at the freaking surprise....

6.5/10

Just a solid IMPACT. Really liked all the matches aside from the X Division match because it featured two suckholes who barely tied it up together. Ugh.

The rest of the segments was good and a nice tease with Hogan "wrestling". Kudos to young Bischoff for being a good heel too.

DOC pins Sting = I marked!

A half?? A HALF?!? 0.5?! :why: You just had to outdo me, didn't you?

 

[Snowman1]

Damn, here I was saving this popcorn for the Testify vs Crayo battle on this thread.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

Damn, here I was saving this popcorn for the Testify vs Crayo battle on this thread.

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[Testify]

A half?? A HALF?!? 0.5?! :why: You just had to outdo me, didn't you?

You really think you are an insider of our INSIDE CLUBHOUSE, don't you? Touche.:mad2:

Damn, here I was saving this popcorn for the Testify vs Crayo battle on this thread.

Is that why wrote "probably argue" in the title? Hahhaa, it's never too late. I'm always in the mood for it. Crayo hatin' = my blood pressure getting better.