"Okay guys, I know you're all a bit bummed out. None of you expected to be here at my place, I mean, who could have predicted everything that has happened these last six months?
I certainly didn't predict Dixie falling down that well. Or that explosion at Hartford. Or all those other weird and totally un-coincidental "Incidents" that put you all out of work and begging for a job.
Luckily, that's where I have kindly stepped in and provided you guys with a chance to continue making a living. Remember that, I'm the one who saved you guys from the gutter and welfare cheques. I'm the one who's providing you with a ring so you lot can continue to do what you love.
Now I admit, the working conditions aren't ideal. I bought that ring from Lorenzo at the flea market, and those bleachers were from an abandoned football field in Odessa. But they are what they are, so no complaining.
Tickets will be cheap. So will the beer. And you guys will be working for minimum wage. But this is the new big league now people. Friday nights will never be the same again. Now get dressed, it's almost time for the first show....."
I certainly didn't predict Dixie falling down that well. Or that explosion at Hartford. Or all those other weird and totally un-coincidental "Incidents" that put you all out of work and begging for a job.
Luckily, that's where I have kindly stepped in and provided you guys with a chance to continue making a living. Remember that, I'm the one who saved you guys from the gutter and welfare cheques. I'm the one who's providing you with a ring so you lot can continue to do what you love.
Now I admit, the working conditions aren't ideal. I bought that ring from Lorenzo at the flea market, and those bleachers were from an abandoned football field in Odessa. But they are what they are, so no complaining.
Tickets will be cheap. So will the beer. And you guys will be working for minimum wage. But this is the new big league now people. Friday nights will never be the same again. Now get dressed, it's almost time for the first show....."
