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Post some of yours, this is some crazy ass shit:

The real reason Raven got fired back when he was Johnny Polo and got a shitty deal durning his Raven run with the WWE was because Vince blames him for corrupting both Shane and Steph when they were teens Shane moreso than Steph. Scotty(Raven) would take Shane out all night partying and load him up on coke and angeldust. He also once gave Steph weed when she was 14.


Jimmy Snuka killed his girlfriend and played the innocent savage in front of the police while Vince did the talking for him.


Raven got caught in a hotel room with Becky Bayless at age 14, and Becky slept with Joel Gertner and his wife.


At an indy show, Sabu had oral sex on one of the valets in the locker room but when one of the other wrestlers asked him if it was good, he said something along the lines of "smell my mustache."


TAKA fucked Sunny while Candido watched.


Lita has been pissed on by Steve Corino and Danny Doring.


Jerry Lawler has a well known foot fetish and he was once caught by a valet (ECW/USWA ringrat Miss Patricia) jacking off into her shoes.


Sabu kicking a bag down some stairs and all around the lockerroom and then opens the bag and a cat comes out. All the while Sabu has a “I love cats” t-shirt or something like that.


Taz did show his penis to the teen at the tanning place. He did that to the females in ECW too.


Bill DeMott took a shit on Bagwell's face while Buff was sleeping



Sunny and Candido had a 3 way with Jake Roberts for some of his crack.


A married Kurt Angle was banging Jacqueline on the road for some time


Heyman didn't pay ECW boys for well over a month as the company was dying. He wasn't even at the shows. He bought himself time by saying telling everyone to be patient because he was out in California working on securing a new TV deal for ECW. He was actually spending the money hiring an agent, filming Rollberball, and spending money buying drinks and suites for Hollywood types with the boys' pay. Of course everyone knows he never told the boys the company was dead. They just saw him on RAW and figured it out.


Dynamite Kid used to wake his wife up by putting a pistol to her head... and pulling the trigger once her eyes opened. Then he would say, "One day, it will be loaded."


The Anvil taught Davey Boy how to drug his wife's orange juice right before bed time each night. Then the next morning their wives would awaken with bloody, sore anuses. It took them a few bloody anuses to realize their husbands were anally raping them.


Back in 1995-1996 in ECW, Raven was banging Francine. I think everyone knows he likes to degrade women... a lot. Well he would choke her, slap her, tie her up, call her names, spit in her face, etc. But what finally broke her was when he fisted her while she was tied up. She started crying so he stopped but didn't untie her. So he started sticking the hotel remote control in her, which he did at every hotel room they stayed in. She was cool with that. But then he broke out the coffee cups and she finally left him when he untied her.

X-Pac said he shit in Juventud Guerrera's bag when they were in AAA together.

Sid attacking Arn Anderson with scissors

Sunny having an affair with Brett Hart

Billy Graham once ingested Clorox on a dare.

Nornam Smiley knocked out Rick Steiner in a bar fight

Gene Kiniski buying Kevin Von Erich a hooker when he was 12.

Pat Patterson lhas had a litany of homosexual relationships with wrestling stars from Steve Lombardi (Brooklyn Brawler) to Jacques Rougeau.

Hogan got a black eye from Macho Man Randy Savage backstage after blaming him for his divorce with Miss Elizabeth.

Sean Micheals getting his ass kicked by a bunch of Marines only to get his ass saved by Nash and the Bulldog

Sid litterally shit his pants duting his match with Taker at WM 13

Roddy Piper having a young "manservant" type who travels with him wherever he goes, holding his bags, opening doors for him, etc. Piper and others referring to the young boy as "cocksucker" like it's his name.

Virgil got a job by unleashing his hose on Pat Patterson's desk

A coked up Kerry and Kevin were once playing with a saw blade in the back hallways at the sportatorium. Kerry saw a cat, so he threw the saw blade at the cat, killing it

Kerry Von Erich sees a cat in the All Japan lockerroom. He decides to put the iron claw on it, killing the poor kitty.

-The Kliq took a shit in Sunny's sandwich on a European tour


-Shawn Michaels refused to put Austin over at WM 14, until Undertaker had a word with him.

-Chris Jericho beat Goldberg up backstage.

-Dynamite Kid used to wake his wife up by putting a pistol to her head... and pulling the trigger once her eyes opened. Then he would say, "One day, it will be loaded."

-Andre The Giant once called Kamala a n****r and Kamala stuck a gun to his face. Andre was nice to Kamala after that.

Iron Sheik knocked out a rat who wouldn't sleep with him after he gave her coke, pills and booze (Short Clothesline). "I SAY, FUCK MARTY"!

- JBL once tied down a superstar in the shower, rubbed baby oil over him and threatened to rape him.

- The Klique took a crap in Lawler's crown once.


Rock n' Roll Express walk in on Jimmy Valiant laying on the floor jerking off under a glass table that a hooker is crapping on. Ricky throws up and leaves, while Robert stays to watch.

Bret says that after Owens death he met up with Vince in the park where they talked things through about everything including Owen's death and screw job. Interesting thing is he later found out that the whole area was surrounded by swat unit. It happened because Vince feared that Bret would pull a gun on him and try to kill him.

Back in early 00's Kane was the strongest Wrestler on the Roster. A roster containing Big Show, Brock Lesnar and Mark Henry.

Yoshi Tatsu won a legit fight against Sheamus, when they were in FCW


Sunny getting with Shawn Michaels for his coke.

Shawn turning in Viscera for snorting a long ass line of cocaine off a limo

Shawn refusal to put over Austin before threats from Taker

Shawn lobbying to depush The Rock

Shawn pushing his way around till Candido's breaking point making him leave the company

According to Nash, DDP, Jericho, a few old WCW road agents and Show himself, back in WCW's Power Plant the Big Show could do a Shooting Star Press. He was one of the most talented big man of all time, dropkicks from teh top rope, kip ups, hurricaranas... so hearing about the SSP wouldn't surprise me all that much. Nash said though that no one wanted to be underneath him during that move in case of a slip or a botch and they could get crushed, thus resulting in Show never using it on television, although DDP claims he did it on a house show a few times.

"Back in 1988 or 89, at one of the shows, the fed rented rooms in 2 different hotels, both directly across from eachother. Anyway, Bret Hart tipped the roommate of Pat Patterson's room to keep the drapes open just to see what was going on...and that night, Hacksaw, Niedhart, Bret, and maybe 2 or 3 other guys witnessed Steve Lombardi come in the room, ram Lombardi up the poop shoot, and then turn him around and have him blow him afterwards...Hacksaw said he puked after seeing that."

LMAO :dawg:
 

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Pat Patterson and The Kliq seem screwed up. I heard a few legends that you didn't list there, but none of them come to mind right now.
 

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-Sid attacking Arn Anderson with scissors

-Sunny having an affair with Brett Hart

-Sean Micheals getting his ass kicked by a bunch of Marines only to get his ass saved by Nash and the Bulldog

-Sid litterally s*** his pants duting his match with Taker at WM 13

-Shawn Michaels refused to put Austin over at WM 14, until Undertaker had a word with him.

-Chris Jericho beat Goldberg up backstage.

-Bret says that after Owens death he met up with Vince in the park where they talked things through about everything including Owen's death and screw job. Interesting thing is he later found out that the whole area was surrounded by swat unit. It happened because Vince feared that Bret would pull a gun on him and try to kill him.

-Shawn refusal to put over Austin before threats from Taker

-Shawn lobbying to depush The Rock

-Shawn pushing his way around till Candido's breaking point making him leave the company

I don't know about the rest but the ones I quoted are all true. Except for maybe Bret having an affair with Sunny, but it's definitely plausible. Bert had affairs with many women and Sunny was screwing HBK (and maybe others) so I can believe it. Unless I missed something, that list doesn't name the most infamous one, which is Savage banging Stephanie when she was a teenager and Vince only finding out about it after Savage left the company, and that's why Vince has had disdain for Savage ever since. There's another legend that Savage also got drunk and slapped Vince in a bar one time in front of a lot of the wrestlers. Another infamous one is that the Montreal Screwjob was actually a work.
 

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Them some crazy ass things o.o
 

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According to Nash, DDP, Jericho, a few old WCW road agents and Show himself, back in WCW's Power Plant the Big Show could do a Shooting Star Press. He was one of the most talented big man of all time, dropkicks from teh top rope, kip ups, hurricaranas... so hearing about the SSP wouldn't surprise me all that much. Nash said though that no one wanted to be underneath him during that move in case of a slip or a botch and they could get crushed, thus resulting in Show never using it on television, although DDP claims he did it on a house show a few times.
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This is basically rock and roll but wrestling style.
 

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ive heard a few rumours... not sure if they are true
1. randy savage took stephanies virginity
2. batista got bashed by booker t
3. Shawn stasiak wrestled as "meat" got an erection in his first wwe match and never wrestled again