Hey, I just got divine inspiration from Road Warrior Hawk to post a joke of my own. The space mountain threat's inspired me to follow in his wake and that's exactly what I'm about to do now, without malicious intent, though.
'There's one part of a woman's body that's flat, but it ain't flat all the time. Would-be-mothers, when you get pregnant, you're gonna find out what swollen is all about, because starting from your second trimester of pregnancy, everything's gonna be swollen for the next half year and you can forget about your fitness classes, your pretty dresses and your favorite rings, cause they won't fit into your life for diddly do squat. Also, when you get to that stage, Suez Canal will be reserved exclusively for the emergence of Mini Max or Mini Maxi.
