Phobias? No thank you

[the_hoff]

Your beloved greatest heel of all time, the Hoff here. Sitting around, just drank a McDonald's large sized cup full or cocaine, and my mind began racing. Wondering. What, could possibly be the phobias of you, the hicks of WWEF? Mine you ask? Spiders. Fuck 'em. Here, have a look see at these bad boys. http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-terrifying-spiders-that-will-haunt-your-dreams/ So people, what are your PHOBIAS? Bwahahaha. By the way, to spiders all around the world, and you dastardly space spiders.. :finger::finger::finger:

 

[Farooq]

I'm homophobic.

 

[the_hoff]

I'm homophobic.

You aren't too fond of gay spiders then, are ya?

 

[Rogue]

I'm afraid of straight people. Oh,and gimmick posters.

 

[the_hoff]

I'm afraid of straight people. Oh,and gimmick posters.

The Hoff isn't all that fond of gimmick posters either. Shit, if someone were to make an account, and pose as a spider gimmick, I think I may wet my hoffderwear. And for the slow ones out there, thats hoff underwear

 

[DK JAMES]

Spiders for me as well. Fuck those things. Big or small I can't stand them.

 

[Lockard 23]

I have a strong disdain for snakes and spiders.

 

[Irwin R. Schyster]

Spiders, lightning and great white sharks. Fuck all of them.

 

[Farooq]

Lightning

Me too. Whenever I see lightning, it always brings me down.

 

[Snowman1]

Eisoptrophobia, cynophobia, anthropophobia. :sandow:

 

[Swift]

Cockroaches

 

[Gav back in the championship]

gav the chav ain't scared of nothing

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Spiders are so weak lol. I've never hit one and had it survive, I'm talking a 100% kill rate. YOu guys are pussies, especially you HOff.

 

[Rysenberg]

I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

 

[Jonathan]

I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Ah, fear of long words. Ryrony.

Wouldn't say it was a phobia but I dislike spiders. I can handle pretty much everything else.

Also get @Crayo in here, he's fucking frightened of every creature going.