Pat makes an original thread (unlike pretty much anyone else)

[Moonlight Drive]

Teh Commandments~!

1) Thou shalt never mindlessly repeat threads which were hardly funny in the first place in a lame attempt at humour.

2) Thou shalt never try and imitate the posting of a funny member, because it's just not funny when you do it as well.

3) Thou shalt worship Australians as Gods. GardsJr is not an Australian.

4) 'The' must be spelled 'Teh'.

5) Thou must never use the :v: smiley except Stinger. :v: is a Stinger Exclusive Smiley (SES)

6) None of these rules apply to myself.

7) Thou shalt not suggest commandments.

If you do not follow these commandments, it is openly admitting you are a homosexual blueberry attention whore and that you should probably be banned.

 

[monkeystyle]

You are aware that there are only three commandments listed after you advertised ten, right?

I want my money back.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Teh is the official new spelling of 'The' in HIAT.

That is the new fourth commandment.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

Add something that involves praising :v:

 

[Moonlight Drive]

The 5th and 6th Commandments

5) Thou must never use the :v: smiley

6) None of these rules apply to myself.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

The :v: is a Stinger exclusive

 

[Moonlight Drive]

What I meant to post.

 

[Qwake]

Add something that involves praising :v:

7) Thou shalt not suggest commandments.

Thou must never use the :v: smilie except Stinger

Atleast this thread is different to all the other crap in HIAT atm though!

 

[Moonlight Drive]

That commandment was created afterwards.

And just to abuse my authority cos I can: :v:

 

[seX-Power]

:v:

oh shit...
:blowup:

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I'm surpised there is not one about how you all must hate on me lol.*waits for it to be added as he knows it will now*

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

:v:

oh shit...
:blowup:

Somebody ban this fucker, he's breaking the law.

Respect my au-thooohr-ityyyyyy

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

OK numbers 1 and 2 are about to be official forum rules because I'm sick of all that shit.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

I'm surpised there is not one about how you all must hate on me lol.*waits for it to be added as he knows it will now*

That doesn't even need a commandment. That's like telling people to breathe.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

OK numbers 1 and 2 are about to be official forum rules because I'm sick of all that shit

Rolling Stone 4 Admin, more brilliant ideas like that.

3 should become an official rule as well. imo.