Orton reveals what most everyone already knows, Kelly Kelly is a slut.

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http://podcasting.fia.net/6005/4788152.mp3

He also talks about The Rock claiming all of his shit is written and Cena is authentic on the mic which is obvious bullshit. Funny he bashes Rock for telling on him when Orton did the same thing to Anderson and got him fired. Regardless, besides the obvious bullshit, I admire how honest the man is. Pretty ROFL. Most everyone knows Kelly sleeps around but damn 10 people just off the top of his head? Wow. Orton already apologized on twitter but if anyone should be sorry, it's Kelly for being a whore. You can say it's personal business but in the entertainment industry, it doesn't matter.
 

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If he was more like this in his promos, he'd be a fucking beast.
 

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I fucking hate Kelly Kelly but who gives a shit who she sleeps with? If she is a single girl, whatever. No one jumps on Punk's balls for being a manwhore but OMG THAT KELLY KELLY IS SUCH A SLUT. If you're single, go fuck around as much as you want, who cares.
 

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I loved the interview. Makes Orton was more personable to me now. ROFL @ the last 6 minutes.
 

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funniest shit I've ever heard, I seriously almost just became an Orton fan again, rofl. When Orton said/did shit like this is back when I use to like him back in 04-06, he was awesome. And he pretty much reveals the reason why he was never getting the big push and them pulling the trigger on him at that time. All the beginning with the Khali and little boy thing was fucking lol and I bust out laughing at the Vince impersonation, "I heard you say you were a wrestler. Knock that garbage off. You can't use baby oil tonight. You're goin' in dry tonight, Orton." :roflmao: I like how everyone harasses the "wrestler" thing. And yeah, I was crying at pretty much all the end.
 

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^LMAO word... shit all over his jupiter rug, lmfao!
 

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Yeah, seriously almost pissed myself laughing a few times. The whole interview is fucking hilarious. He reveals a lot of shit too. I didn't know he was on drugs and shit besides roids back in 2006. I never stopped liking Orton but once he became the E's Superman(Cena is Goku), it's been ridiculous. Since he moved over to SD though, he has started to show much more charisma and character with his new freedom and motivation.
 

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Funny he bashes Rock for telling on him when Orton did the same thing to Anderson and got him fired..

It's like a food chain of politics,
Tripe H(king dawg) > The Rock(like the goodguy in gladiator,if you fuck him over, expect a mutha f'n riot!) > Cena > Undertaker > Orton > (miz ?)

anyways, anyone else come across that part where Orton says, he has had 6 concussions already and that the WWE top dude people were a bit worried?


Anyways, I think Kelly Kelly's Vag is cursed (Test tasted it, died a couple years later)
 

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Who is this man!? By far Orton's greatest moment of his career, even though part of me spites him for being the only one who can say this kinda thing. Fuck, this whole thing was 5 stars.

Does this mean Kelly would be classified as ""easy"? :shifty:
 

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It's funny Orton says Cena is robotic with his mic skills.

Love the Kelly Kelly mentions on every wrestler Orton names, great interview.
 

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Orton admitted he wasn't as great on the mic and that Cena is really good. He just said he is better than him in the ring.
 

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Orton saying Cena is robotic on the mic was just him saying he's ultra-toned down to be everything Vince wants the face of his company to be... but yes, the irony of that comment.



...I swear I wish he talked like this on the mic in the E... because of his character, I truly feel like he's constantly, "I KICKED... HIM IN... THE... SKULLLLLLLLL!" in real life. Like he has no social skills (until he's begging for cigarettes outside the arena and stealing 7 of 'em and the lighter).