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lets get this shit kickin
 

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lol hell yeah lets get it poppin
 

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lol very nice bro, who wants to step up and beat this boy haha (love this shit)
 

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Hmmmmm you bit a few lines from Gang Starr, and D12 but I like alot. Good shit Anigma, keep em coming yall.
 

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OK this is just a little punchline thing I just made, its not the greatest but tell me what you think

Yo I'm known to let them things spark
Fly whips, only time you in a ride is when your chillin at a theme park
Listen man, I know you kids hate the god
Hustle what? only things you dealt was playing cards
You kids are playing hard, not real ni**as
You say you got guns, those are not real triggers...
Im 17,Your a nerd falling off of stages (like game lol)
So many numbers, my phone look like the yellow Pages
My money kept by the stereo, with weapons on it
so Beyonce aint the only one with checks up on it
Not Jeezy, but on the blocks I trap
So many punchlines, I could win a boxing match
 

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that was pretty good...nice punchlines...I like it...good shit...
 

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^Thanks, its not my full potential or anything, I just made it for laughs.
 

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Yo

You see its Mattv1 and im here to stay
I know what your thinking a white boy came here to play?
Well ill answer that question and ill answer it quick
All yall haters hop off the dick

Now im too hot for you what else can I say?
You picked the wrong kid to fuck wit today
I thought I told you I aint no joke
Ill make Rell and all you smurfs choke

Now I know i may seem cheesy i might seem whack
But I wont seem whack when i shoot up ya back
Im from the hood homie what else can I do
Ill be like Kanye and spit some more fire for you.

Now ok Ill admit my rhymes aint the best
But there better than D1 that guy with the breasts
One more thing i got to say one last line
All you motha fucka just got shown up this time

Ha!
 

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that was pretty good V1...I liked that rhyme...lol @ the D1 line...
 

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V1 do you want to battle me? Because we can do it right now.
 

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Ok Rell you mark ass busta I got some fire for your bitch ass...yo,yo yo

Now rell you think your real nice you think your real slick
But we all know your all over V1s Dick
You think you hot,shit ill put you to shame
Ill take off my pants and piss on your name
Haha,shit im sorry but i can help to laugh
Matthardyv1 plus his pen well you do the math
Ill rip you apart son you dont want shit with me
Ill take you out like a blueberry in a spelling bee.
Rell you got this big secret and we all know why
On the old IWF you used to be called 'This Gay Guy'
Dont try to hide Rell we all know your fake
Just quit now,save the embarrasment for god sake
Rell this shits funny you think you can beat this
Your black and from the hood and still are losing like a bitch
So The white boy cant rap the crackers no good?
Go suck your boys off,then lie about it like your fake ass would..

One!