Kayfabe Not Going To Be A Match

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*Alex Price walks up to Buster Gates’ locker room door and knocks. You hear Buster shout “Go away!” from inside, along with glass breaking. Hayley opens the door and steps out.*

Alex Price: ... Uh, what’s going on in there?

*Hayley sighs.*

Hayley: Listen, he’s been like this ever since he lost last week.

*You hear Buster shout “God damn it!” from inside the room.*

Hayley: ... You know how he is. If something doesn’t go his way he’s known for... Acting out.

Alex Price: This has been well documented over his time in the wrestling business. From waking up drunk in the streets, to attacking people, to... Well, taking a three month break and getting engaged... Buster is known for not reacting well after losing matches.

*You hear a crash from inside the room.*

Buster Gates: My leg... Hayley! HAYLEY!

Alex Price: Do you want to..?

Hayley: He’s probably just stubbed his toe or something. It’s fine.

Alex Price: Buster is scheduled to compete this week against Reese Glover. Is he in any condition to compete?

Hayley: ... Reese, I hope you’re watching this. I don’t know you or anything about you honestly. Usually I wouldn’t care about who Buster is about to beat up, but seriously... Be careful... Buster is not in the friendliest of moods right now. I’ve hardly been able to talk to him this week. Just... Let’s put it this way. If there was ever a week where you just shouldn’t show up, it’s this week. I’m not joking here when I say that Buster will destroy you. And I don’t mean that as if you might be able to get some moves in here or there... No. Buster will DESTROY you. And I don’t mean that in a threatening way, I’m not trying to belittle you in any way. Take this as a warning. If you show up, don’t expect a wrestling match, because that’s not what you’re going to get.

*Buster screams from inside the room.*

Buster Gates: HAYLEY! GET THE HELL IN HERE NOW!

Alex Price: I think you should go...

Hayley: Yeah, me too...

*Hayley opens the door and re-enters the room, closing the door behind her. You hear more loud thuds and inaudible shouting. The camera fades to black.*
 
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