Nerdy pick-up lines

[phantomgerald]

Found some of these pick-up lines. If any of you intend to try any of them, let me know how it goes.

You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves


If i was an enzyme, i'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes

I think my heart just lagged.

You make my binomials expand

YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo

Baby i'll treat you like my homework- I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long

It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

 

[Rell]

Do you have a little black in you?....You want some

 

[The Anigma]

Your dad must not have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous

I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

Hey beautiful...that is your name right?

You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

 

[Famou$ 187]

I aint Fred Flintstone but i can make ur Bedrock.

Have u ever kissed a bunny inbetween the ears?Want 2?

 

[Bring Me To Life]

Baby i'll treat you like my homework- I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

Those ones are just amazing I have tried the first one but got slapped I might try the others lol

 

[Defiant One]

Saif if you actually said that to a girl you deserved to be slapped. lol

 

[monkeystyle]

My friends call me milk because I do a body good.

Can't remember where I read that one.

 

[the dark knight]

i love you....

seen tons of nerds use that b4. they get slapped lol

 

[Edge_Foreva]

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Want to play army? Ill lay down, and you can blow the hell out of me!

 

[RingDeath]

Hi, my name's Ric and I know you're wondering if this is really happening and what that feeling is sweeping through you, but don't worry about a thing cause you're going for the ride of your life and after that you're going to find out WHAT"S CAUSING ALL THIS!!!

 

[Bring Me To Life]

D1 Yeh I know but it didn't matter I wasn't in public and it was pretty soft aswell

 

[Smackdown Fan]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 'cause you must be an Angel (< this 1 worked for me)

You + Me = One hell of a night

 

[>>Edge Of Extreme<<]

if that one worked for you then im deff using it.

Do you know Karate? b/c your body is kickin!

 

[RingDeath]

I hope you don't mind that I'm kind of old fashioned but I like to get to know a girl and find out her name and stuff before abusing and degrading her.

 

[Kennedy]

PhantomGerald I loved your one that goes like this
Baby i'll treat you like my homework slam you on the table and work on you all night!!! LOL AWESOME Here is one.
I am collecting phone numbers would you give me yours.