My date with Christian Bale

[LadyHotrod]

We started by getting some unhealthy rays. Well, I actually opted to do other things while Christian added some colour to his skin.

After his session was over, I went up to the hotel room to wash up in the bathroom and he burst in the door with a surprise....

I turned around, pointed to my mouth and shouted....

Suddenly....he assaulted me...and not in the way I wanted him to...

...guess he was still pissed about his mom and sister.

Anyways, he said he'd make it up to me next time and he was sorry that he pulled out the chainsaw. He promised never to do it again. I'm so relieved.


......I think it went well.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

What the hell :roflmao:

 

[Quintastic One]

You should of had a Dark Knight reference in there. lol

 

[MikeRaw]

^The batman bikini wasn't good enough for you?

 

[Quintastic One]

That wasn't in the movie. lol. I thank God everyday that it wasn't

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I would make a "My date with Rihanna," but you'd probably ruin it.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

New site meme?

 

[LadyHotrod]

LULZ.


After that date, I decided that Christian was a bit too normal for me so I set my eyes on something a bit more my style......

I gave him "the look" to bait him in.

He caught my eye and returned the look.

He looked at my lips....

...and I looked at his....

...and it was INSTANT love.

I am SO dumping Christian.

 

[LadyHotrod]

fags!