my ad lib book went to hell.

[KenFan4life]

Pet Show:
One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town. "That's Gay!" I said. "I'm sure Vick Jr will win." Vick Jr is our pet Ni'gger. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking Penis and jumping through foodser. Her favorite food is foods. It's the only thing she'll eat.

On the day of the pet show, I got up early and washed Vick Jr and tied her favorite Nike around her neck. She looked Ass.

I couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one side of us there was a big Homo. On the other side was a Mexican poodle. At that point the judges came by. We showed them how Vick Jr can balance a Red on her Ass. The judges were very impressed.

At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big Buttfuck with Black stripes. But Vick Jr got a Blue ribbon for being the most Pussy Ni'gger at the show.


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Like it's a book with nouns and shit, and since I like...idk, I haven't had an "english" class, but there's adjectives and shit and it's supposed to be random and like, it "fills in" during the middle of sentences....just wondering if anyone else has one of these mad-ad-lib books?

 

[KenFan4life]

The doorbell rang. Tim and Slut raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, Cold box. What could be inside? They Walked fucked the box into the Car. Slut Walked put her Penis close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, "I'm a N'igger!"

"Hurry. Open the box!" screamed Tim. To their amazement, Brett Favre leaped out of the box and started singing "Monster". There was nothing else to do but sing along.

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This one had songs and exclaimations and famous people and shit....

 

[Axis]

You're not good.