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How often do you engage in acts of self love?

  • More than once a day

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  • Once a day

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  • Once a week

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  • Less often than once a week

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  • Never (Dirty liar)

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monkeystyle

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How often you you give yourself that little bit of extra special attention?

Personally I jo'd this morning, probably won't again today. Probably.
 

Wrestling Station

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^well, you should actually make it clear first. What makes you erect?

Watching porn sex, Val Venis, your gf, your mother? etc... >_> As from there we can implent and get a better idea of how many times and what for the love was for!?
 

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I dunno I watched that scene from Nailin' Palin ths morning with what was supposed to be Palin, Hilary Clinton and Condi Rice.

Did the trick lol.
 

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No but it was opened by a clip from a show called the Orally Factor. It was ctually pretty fucking funny tbh.
 

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Shit son, so do I. But that doesn't mean I don't wanna solo from time to time.
 

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Orally factor? Oral??! Oh. So you're into oral sex?

You remind me one day I went to a shopping mall here, I went to the gents toilet.

On the wall, someone wrote "Oral sex, and then a mobile number"

I was thinking what should I do?

I called a friend (who is known to us as a professional in cyber sex world) lol, so he called the number.

Then, a girl answered the phone. She started cyber sex talk with him through phone, for 3 days.

After that I saw him weekend and told him what happend? While I was driving, he called her, and put the mobile onto speaker so that I can hear it too.

She started telling how she wants it and in which positions. She was really wet and hungry to suck cock!

But the thing, I noticed something but I didnt say anything to my friend. I kept silent :shifty:

At the end of the phone call, he told me what do you think? That he is a pimp and stuff.

I told him, did you check her "laugh"..

He said: no, why?

I told him, she is actually a HE! lol. probably a gay.

He was ashamed and im still accusing him for being "Mr Professional" in cyber sex :laugh:
 

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Hey MS, there IS an obama in Nailin Paylin.
I tried to watch that, but I saw those two russian guys and had to stop :jerk:, lol.
But there's a scene with an Obama, lol.
 

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I didn't watch the whole thing I just happened to come across that clip at another website.