Most important questions #1

[monkeystyle]

well, I asked this once, but t was a while ago and I have two new ones, and maybe more. So answer away. Sitting or standing?

 

[Wrestling Station]

Sitting as I mentioned before, the muscles of your ass will be in full flexion (contraction) while standing. So sitting will make your anus spread wide for easy cleaning :shit:

 

[monkeystyle]

But like if you're sitting isn't there a chance for accidental hand in bowl action?

 

[Wrestling Station]

But like if you're sitting isn't there a chance for accidental hand in bowl action?

We actually use water to clean the shit. Then wipe the ass afterwards with napkins. We dont actually wipe shit straight away.

 

[monkeystyle]

Like a bidet kinda thing?

 

[C4]

Standing, of course.

 

[C4]

We actually use water to clean the shit. Then wipe the ass afterwards with napkins. We dont actually wipe shit straight away.

exactly.

 

[Wrestling Station]

We use water sprayers to clean the shit away.

 

[Italian Outsider]

both ways

 

[Italian Outsider]

We use water sprayers to clean the shit away.

i use the Quran, u know...

 

[Wrestling Station]

i use the Quran, u know...

Thats too pitty for you, what a waste.

 

[monkeystyle]

i use the Quran, u know...

I alternate between copies of dianetics and the bible.

 

[C4]

Edit that post you fucking bastard.

 

[Italian Outsider]

Thats too pitty for you, what a waste.

it's already wasted paper, thanks to me all those trees didn't die for nothing.

I alternate between copies of dianetics and the bible.

i don't have copies of the bible anymore... guess why?

 

[C4]

it's already wasted paper, thanks to me all those trees didn't die for nothing.

You ever read it?

No.

Then fucking shut up.