Monday night raw party thread

[Colin Gimp]

Raw's about to be on and i'm going to watch it :biglaugh:

So this is now the discussion thread for Raw.

I haven't watched Raw for a long time but score has a 15 minute recap show before it airs Raw and lol at Nexus. When jobbers unite miraculous things can happen. Spirit Squad with attitude. Wade Barret is Kenny. Is the storyline seriously Team WWE vs team Nexus with team WWE imploding? lols at least they're making effort into a storyline. I'll be watching it who else -- lols going to be a dead night won't it

 

[Colin Gimp]

Raw just Started and Edge is coming out, I guess he spear'd Khali and he's part of team WWE, omg edge why did you spear Khali.

T-shirt is pretty kewl. team WWE is ridiculous Morrison, Truth, Cena, Jericho, Khali , Edge? No fucking shit he want's out of that trainwreck. OMG INTENSE EDGE WANTING EDGE VS WADE BARRET.

OMG WHY IS R-TRUTH OUT, wow he's small compared to Edge, should of took hgh.

jesus christ, the way they're talking makes it look like a fucking soap drama.

"WE GOTTA FIGHT TOGETHER, IF NOT NEXUS WILL WIN. IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOTTA START THINKING ABOUT EVERYBODY AND NOT JUST YOURSELF. YOU GOTTA GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR REAR ASS. AND THAT'S THE TRUTH."

LOL TXT MESSAGES INTERRUPTS THEM AND MICHAEL COLE GETS ON A PEDESTAL TO WRECK THEIR SHIT AND SURPRISE THEM OMGZ.

OMG EDGE VS WADE BARRET NEXT. GOOD LUCK! YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN - R TRUTH

Lol OMg EDge HOW R You GOing to get out of this one

 

[Colin Gimp]

lol after a grueling match that was having edge have the edge (how many times do you hear that) NEXUS comes running out and Edge escapes into the crowd instantlyl lawlz.

Match is over. oh, that was a good match. This really seems like Raw a Michael Cole production.

 

[Colin Gimp]

lmao Edge comes and tracks down Cena to bitch at him and say "WHERE R UU OUT THERE WTFFF CENNNA. IIIIIIIIIII QUIIIIIIIIIIT" Cena's all like omg no, we need you 7on7. Then the camera follows Edge leaving and when it returns Jericho is there with a smile.

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SHOULD LEAVING CENA, you're a cancer and you're just as big of a problem as NEXUS. blah blah blah blah blah I QUIT AFTER TONIGHT

5on7 omg. looks like the organized jobbers might win

 

[Colin Gimp]

Morrison and Khali were talking, Morrison promotes teamwork Khali makes a 7 dwarves joke. Exit Morrison enter two members of Nexus. JOIN US KHALI WE'll Appreciate you.

oh Divas match is on lol King's quote

"OH,SO many Divas, SO Little time"lols oh wtf alicia fox is champ? where's sexy maryse

 

[Colin Gimp]

Melina's back and she owned alicia after she talked shit about how she beat everybody.

Melina and John on the same program, cut a promo immediately with John Nalaya and Melina. MnM ... lols

 

[Colin Gimp]

So with all these new guys coming in with the absolute worst entrance music and the most generic themes evar.

Who do i think has the worst entrance music out of them all? Sheamus, i think wins this one because he's the champ and goldust has a better theme then him

which is who he's facing. Right now, had a flashback of their last match which was last year, was an even matchup with Sheamus barely getting the edge. Don't think it's going to happen like that this time around

 

[Colin Gimp]

Lol sheamus cutting a respect me promo and then goes on about how he's beat everybody and retired triple h a person randy orton couldn't even beat!

lol imagine if John Cena ever had a promo like that. lmao

 

[Colin Gimp]

John Cena vs Jericho. Jericho dictates the pace but Cena's going to win and this is somehow going to unify team wwe or something, loser leaves team wwe, ending must be nexus coming out and ambushing them both making a promo about how team WWE Will NEED EVERYBODY in order to defeat nexus. i'll update this me and see if i was right

They lock up and Cena backs Jericho into the corner but Jericho with a punch while the referee is out of position. Jericho with forearms to Cena and then he hits a suplex. Cena blocks a punch from Jericho and hits one of his own. Jericho ducks when Cena tries for a cross body and Cena goes to the floor. Jericho with an Irish whip that sends Cena into the ring steps. Jericho returns to the ring while the referee starts to count Cena out. Cena makes it back in and Jericho with a double sledge and then he slaps Cena in the head. Jericho chokes Cena in the ropes and then he stands on Cena’s back. Jericho punches Cena in the head but Cena punches back. Cena charges into an elbow from Jericho and Jericho catapults Cena into the bottom rope. Jericho with a reverse chin lock but Cena with a snap mare to escape the hold. Jericho misses a charge into the corner and Jericho hits the ring post. Cena with two shoulder tackles followed by a Blue Thunder Bomb. Cena sets for the Five Knuckle Shuffle but Jericho recovers and hits the Codebreaker and Cena rolls to the floor. Jericho struggles to roll Cena back into the ring and Jericho returns as well. Jericho can only get a near fall. We go to commercial. CENA'S HOLDING HIS KNEE OMG HE COULD OF INJURED HIS KNEE OMG OMG OMG OMG BEST SELLING FROM CENA EVER MIGHT BE REAL OMG WHO KNOWS. OMG JERICHO HAS CENA IN A WALLS OF JERICHO OMG CENA REVERSES STF OMG JERICHO TAPS. QUICKLY TOO QUICKLY , CENA ELIMINATED JERICHO FROM TEAM WWE.

Jericho just flipped the stairs over and cena got on the mic "CHRIS, I want you to stay, I don't want you to leave, I want you to stay, cause you are the best in the world you can go toe to toe with anybody. But i'm not going to beg you man, the choice is yours blah blah blah blah you're letting everybody down, including yourself"

Jericho pauses and then walks close to Cena.. Stops. shrugs his head in disgust and then exits back. He's about to leave when he stops. Thinks about it again. Then continues on. Jerich is out.

LATER TONIGHT RANDY ORTON VS THE MIZ

 

[Colin Gimp]

We are back with a Replay of Chris Jericho tapping out against John Cena and turning his back on Team Cena and the WWE Universe.

Edge is in the locker room and he is joined by Edge. Edge tells Jeircho that he doesn’t blame him for what he did. John Cena needs them. Edge says that he respects Jericho for what he did.

Chris says that if they were being honest, he respects Edge for quitting the team. They were doing fine before the Nexus stuff started.

Edge says that they have had some ups and downs. Together they could own this place. That is why they have them banging heads all the time. Edge suggests letting bygones be bygones. Word for word that's what he says and what happens.

Jericho offers his hand and they shake hands and hug.

aww how cute and warm

OMG MICHAEL COLE WITH HIS TXT UPDATE WHILE EDGE AND JERICHO ARE HUGGING. Michael Cole jumps on the pedestal and says I quote "AFTER WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED, NEXT WEEK EDGE AND CHRIS JERICHO WILL TEAM UP AGAINST JOHN CENA AND BRETT THE HITMAN HEART"

Some guy is doing a interview with Randy. Randy: Sheamus has to do his homework, I once gave triple h a six week vacation after a swift kick to the skull. I invite Sheamus to watch me ringside so he can watch what i can do firsthand. Miz won't be able to cash in his MITB after i'm done with him and in two weeks sheamus going to be dog foo or some shizit he lost me

 

[Colin Gimp]

Randy is winning wants to do his rko pushups miz goes to the apron, orton comes over tries his rope-ddt, miz gets in the ring and backbody drops Orton over the top ropes to the floor.

Miz goes outside and throws Orton in the ring. Miz with inverted neck breaker into a swinging neck breaker and he gets a near fall. Miz waits for Orton to get up and Miz misses a clothesline and Orton hits the RKO for the three count.

Sheamus who came and idled at the entrance ramp halfway into the match poking makes his way to the ring but Orton does RKO push ups and Sheamus stays just outside of the ring as Raw ends.

yay Raw's over.

 

[GardenStateSaint]

It kills me that they didn't book another match or two for SummerSlam.

Good to see Melina back but something about her looked off.

Time for Miz to drop the US belt.