Monday Mayhem: August 20th

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Welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games


We got everything you want honey, we know the names

We are the people that can find whatever you may need

If you got the money honey we got your disease


CHORUS:
In the jungle, Welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed


James Kash turning on Monday Night Mayhem and helping Hardcore Impact pick up the win at Collision Course and than James Kash, Montana, and Slash turning on Hardcore Impact and the forming of The Mobb


Welcome to the jungle we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl that's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
Ooh, I wanna hear you scream


Welcome to the jungle it gets worse here every day
Ya learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have everything you want but you better not take it from me


CHORUS


And when you're high you never ever wanna come down
so sown, so down, so down....YEAH


Knicky turning on Kassidy in the Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Holiday Havok.


You know where you are?
You’re in the jungle baby...you're gonna DIEEE
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
fell my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to you
its gonna bring you down.... HA!!


Than a video plays of everything that happened at Over The Edge from Chris Kendo winning The Rumble to Montana destroying Devastating Dominick in the three stages of hell match up to the arrest of MJ, Knicky, and Kassidy.





Lane: Welcome to Monday Night Mayhem
Hart: I am Josh Hart and he is Kerry Lane
Lane: Right now is a fatal 4 way that includes some of the up and comers here on Mayhem
Hart: It sure does but we already know who wins
Lane: Who will that be?
Hart: Rick O'Shea
Lane: Oh God not this again
Hart: Shut up old man and stop playing to the favourites for a cheap pop on your entrance to the ring.
Lane: Well here comes Sutherland


Sutherland comes out from the back with a crown on and disacknowledges the crowd as he continues walking down the ramp like he owns the arena. He is followed by his butler, who brings a steel tray down with him and as Sutherland climbs onto the apron, he takes his crown off and lays it carefully onto the tray before climbing into the ring.

Lane: We will be back in a few minutes for the start of this match

*commercial*

Rick O'Shea Vs Sutherland Vs Eli Scope Vs Brian Stewart​

All 4 men square off in the middle of the ring as the bell rings. When the bell rings O'Shea immediately jumps on Scope. O'Shea sends a right hand right to the face of Scope, which hits Scope, and Scope falls back into the ropes. Stewart and Sutherland quickly square off in a test of strength. Sutherland knees Stewart half way between the arms being connected. Sutherland grabs Stewart by the head and throws his head into the top turnbuckle. Stewart's head bounces off the turnbuckle, which sends him staggering back into the middle of the ring. Meanwhile on the other side of the ring O'Shea knees Scope in the gut. O'Shea looks over at Sutherland who looks back, O'Shea signals something and Sutherland nods his head.


Hart: Good teamwork here by these two
Lane: This is a 4 way not a team match
Hart: Obviously it is better to make allies during the match and then turn on them when the least expect it.


Both of the heels simultaneously whip the other person into the middle of the ring. Scope has a bit of a headstart but Stewart and Scope nearly collide in the centre of the ring. Stewart baseball slides under Scope while Scope charges full board at Sutherland. Stewart gets up from the baseball slide and turns to run at Sutherland as well but O'Shea grabs Stewart by the hair and drags him down to the floor. Scope tries for an attempted avalanche splash on Sutherland but Sutherland ducks low and to the left avoiding the avalanche splash. O'Shea kneels down quickly and covers.
1...2...
Sutherland baseball slides/low dropkicks O'Shea in the face to break up the cover. O'Shea grabs his face and slides out of the ring. Sutherland covers
1...2…
Stewart kicks out but Eli Scope tried to reach Sutherland but fell on his face before doing so as a result of the attempted splash. Sutherland looks at the ref and slaps his hands together three times. Scope gets on his feet and Sutherland walks over to him and hooks his hands around his body. Sutherland jumps in the air and drills a side effect on Scope. Sutherland bends down and covers.
1...2…
Scope kicks out at two. Sutherland looks at the ref in bewilderment again. The ref yells it was two. O'Shea is back to health on the outside and as Sutherland walks over to grab Stewart, O'Shea trips up Sutherland and drags him outside of the ring. O'Shea then punches Sutherland in the face as Brian Stewart gets on his feet. Sutherland throws a right of his own as Brian Stewart climbs the ropes and misses the shooting star press. Sutherland smashes Rick O'Shea's head into the ring steps which sends O'Shea off his feet. Sutherland climbs into the ring and gives a wicked DDT to Eli and covers Stewart who is down from the missed Shooting Star Press
1...2…3


Winner: Sutherland

Sutherland raises his hand in victory as Rick O'Shea goes to the outside and grabs a chair and enters blindside of O'Shea. O'Shea spins Sutherland around and hits him with the chair with a thunderous blow to the face

Lane: What A Shot!!!!
Hart: That's what I am talking about


O'Shea raises the chair in the air as he stands over Sutherland, the chair has a dent in it as we fade to commercial

*commercial*

Cahan Malone Vs Mike Drows

Revenga by System Of A Down hits the arena and Cahan Malone steps out onto the stage and makes his way down to the ring.

Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet and three inches weighing in at two hundred and one pounds from Dublin, Ireland, Cahan Malone.

Josh Hart: I’m rooting for Cahan in this one…
Kerry Lane: Well I don’t really rate Mike Drows chances against the IWF champion but at least he is a good sportsman…


Theory of the deadman hits as Mike Drows walks out and salutes and an American comes down

Jessica Lock: Standing in at 6 feet 4, 246 pounds from Brooklyn, New York, Mike Drows.

Josh Hart: I feel sorry for this kid…
Kerry Lane: Cahan is a good fighter but never underestimate Mike Drows.


Bell Rings: Cahan and Drows face off in the middle of the ring and stare eachother down until Drows shoves Cahan. Cahan thinks for a second and then suddenly beats down Drows with punches and knocks him down to the floor and has him in a headlock on the mat with one hand while he is pounding at Drows head with the other hand. Drows tries to get out of Cahan’s grip but Cahan doesn’t let go until he is ordered to be the ref. Cahan gets up and as Drows gets up Cahan shoves him into the corner and takes a few steps back before charging at Drows and driving his shoulder into his stomach. Cahan takes a few steps back for another but Drows explodes out of the corner and takes Cahan down with a clothesline! As Cahan is on his knees he can’t believe it but then Drows approaches him again and tries to kick him in the head but Cahan catches his kick and climbs to his feet and as Drows goes for an enziguiri Cahan ducks and Drows crashes to the mat!

Josh Hart: I think Cahan means business tonight!
Kerry Lane: He sure does. He ripped through Mike Drows and he’s not finished yet…


Cahan stomps on Mike’s back and stops before starting to slide his boot across the back of Drows. Drows yells in pain but that doesn’t stop Cahan who then locks the Irish Clutch on Drows. Drows manages to get a quick escape, which infuriates Cahan, who is now stalking his prey for a spear. Drows gets to his feet and Cahan goes for a spear but Drows drops to back to the mat and Cahan shoulder first into the corner. Drows rolls him up in a schoolboy. 1… Cahan pushes him off. Both men get to their feet and Drows goes for a bell-to-belly on Cahan but he’s not moving and then Cahan gets Drows off of him with a headbutt and Drows wobbles around groggily and as he faces Cahan again Cahan lifts Drows up for a Celtic Cross and hits it in an instant! Cahan hooks Drows leg. 1… 2… Cahan breaks up the pin himself and locks Drows in the Irish clutch again. Drows tries to struggle out but Cahan isn’t letting go this time and Drows has no choice but to tap!

Winner: Cahan Malone


*commercial*

Matty Williams Vs TM

“Smells Like Teen Spirit†by Nirvana hits and the first thing you hear over the PA system is TM's voice saying: "The Original Trademark". Then the opening guitar riff hits and strobe lights hit the stage, TM walks out wearing his ring gear along with a pair of Aviator sunglasses. Then he stops and holds his arms outstretched, pyros hit (sparks flying up in three bursts, then they hold in a steady stream until TM throws up the ASU "pitchfork" sign, at which time a final burst explodes) then TM starts walking down the ramp and high-fives the fans. He then rolls into the ring and poses with his arms outstretched again.

Jessica Lock: Standing in at 6 feet 4 and weighing in at 250 pounds from Phoenix, Arizona, T. M.

Kerry Lane: This young man has a bright future ahead of him…
Josh Hart: Oh shut up will you. Talk when you actually know what good talent is!


A remix of Canada’s national anthem hits as The International champion comes out with a Canadian flag in one hand and his title on the opposite shoulder.

Jessica Lock: Standing in at 6 feet 1 and weighing in at 230 pounds hailing from Toronto, Canada, he is the reigning IWF International champion, Matty Williams.

Josh Hart: Now here’s a good wrestler. He doesn’t need TRU to be phenomenal!
Kerry Lane: And you say I have a bad taste…


Bell Rings: Matty gets in TM’s face and to annoy him and goes for a punch but TM blocks and he gets in a few punches on Matty before Matty returns a few and a huge brawl breaks out between the two. Matty suddenly dropkicks TM in the knee and it manages to knock he down to a lower base (his knees) and Matty then grabs TM by his hair and yanks it backwards sending TM’s head into the mat with a loud thud. Matty climbs to the top rope and goes for a moonsault on TM but TM gets the knees up and Matty holds his gut in pain. TM gets up to his feet and hits a running swinging neckbreaker on Matty while he’s in a crouched position and then roars with his arms outstretched and the crowd are loving it. He pulls Matty straight back up onto his feet and Irish whips him into the corner and runs straight after him and hits a big splash! He Irish whips Matty into the opposite corner and runs after him to that one and hits another big splash! Matty stumbles out of the corner and TM hits him with a bulldog. TM looks around for a second thinking what to do and climbs to the top rope. By the time he gets up there Matty is up to his feet and climbs up there with him.

Josh Hart: It looks like TM took to long there…
Kerry Lane: But look. Mick Johnson’s down here and he has the IT title!


Matty is still on the second rope with TM but he looks at Mick Johnson with his title. He points at Big Mick but suddenly TM knees Matty in the face and hits a sunset flip powerbomb on him! Mick walks up the ramp with the IT title laughing at Matty. TM pins Matty. 1… 2… Matty grabs the bottom rope. TM gets back to his feet and tries to pull Matty up but Matty headbutts TM where it hurts while the ref is trying to shoo away Big Mick. Mick looks on as his plan backfires and walks back down the ramp and comes to the edge of the ring and looks underneath. He pulls out a chair and sits down right outside the ring to watch the match. Matty comes to the ropes and tries to warn Big Mick off but Mick doesn’t say nor do anything. TM then throws Matty over the top rope and he lands right beside Mick and as Matty up the two stare eachother down. TM then comes outside and stares both of them down, which pleases the crowd. Matty shoves TM into Mick and Mick gets up and looks angrily at TM. He then shoves TM aside and chases Matty Williams around the ring and TM climbs inside the ring as the ref makes his count and reaches nine before Matty re-enters the ring. Big Mick follows Matty into the ring and Matty turns around to run but TM is there and he hoists him onto his shoulders and hits the Trademark! He pins Matty. 1… 2… Big Mick pulls TM off Matty and kicks him viscously in the gut before hoisting him up for a Moltov cocktail and nails it! The ref calls a no contest.

Winner: No contest

Big Mick leaves the ring and picks the IT title back up and is about to make his way to the back until Bruce Page appears at the top of the ramp.

Bruce Page: Put that belt down Mick it doesn’t belong to you! If you want to hold onto that title you will have to earn it this Sunday at Blaze of Glory in an Ultimate X match for the international title! Yes, Matty Williams Vs Mick Johnson Vs TM and if you have a problem with that you will just have to deal with it!

*Commercial*

Wait and Bleed by Slipknot hits the arena and Tyrus Helms steps out onto the stage and makes his way down to the ring.

Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet and three inches weighing in at two hundred and fifty-five pounds from Sacramento, California, Tyrus Helms

Josh Hart: Here comes Mr Money in the bank. I hope my man Mick Johnson pulls off the upset tonight.
Kerry Lane: All I want is a good fair match but knowing Big Mick we’re not gonna get that.


Jessica Lock: Standing in at 6 feet 9 and weighing in at two hundred and eighty pounds from Detroit, MI, Mick Johnson.

No Surrender by Bone Thugs N’ Harmony hits the arena as Mick Johnson Walks out with a gangsta walk then pauses halfway down the ramp and throws punches while blue pyro goes off, continues to walk to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and gets on 2nd rope of turnbuckle and puts arms in the air.

Kerry Lane: Well here is the big man. I must say he is a strong competitor but he’ll have a big fight on his hands against Tyrus.
Josh Hart: Don’t fool around old man! Many people say Mick is the underdog in this but I don’t understand why. He’s got the power, the attitude and has the ability to snap a man in half!


Tyrus Helms Vs Mick Johnson

Bell Rings: Mick goes straight for Tyrus with punches but Tyrus comes back instantly with stiff kicks to the legs of Big Mick and takes him down to his knees. Tyrus rebounds off the ropes setting up a CCS enziguiri but as he is about to hit the kick, Johnson booms up to his feet and hits a spinebuster! He hits an elbow drop on Helms and gets up and stomps on him until he eventually stops and pulls Tyrus to his feet. He pushes a groggy Tyrus into the ropes and he slowly drifts back in Johnson’s direction and he big boots Tyrus in the head, sending him straight back to the mat. Johnson climbs to the top rope to set up his flying shoulder barge and is urging Tyrus to get to his feet and when Helms eventually gets up Johnson leaps of the top for the flying shoulder barge but Tyrus ducks under the move and Johnson crashes to the mat!

Kerry Lane: What a crash to the mat Big Mick just took!
Josh Hart: Damn! I’m rooting for Tyrus now! Mick got no chance after that.


Tyrus then mounts over Mick and hits him with several punches to the face and doesn’t stop until the ref forces him off. The ref has a word with Tyrus and it gives Mick time to get up and the two brawl with punches until Mick gains an advantage by kneeing Tyrus in the gut and hitting a DDT which sends Tyrus headfirst into the mat. Mick shouts, “Keep it real!†and places his foot on Tyrus’s stomach for a pin. 1… Tyrus grabs Micks leg with both hands and pushes it off his stomach and climbs to his feet, still holding Mick’s foot and suddenly lets go and hits a thunderous STO! Tyrus sits Mick up and hits a series of kicks to his back and then locks in the triangle choke! Mick tries to struggle out of it but fails as Tyrus tightens his grip so hard Mick is gasping for breath and he uses his power to crawl slowly to the ropes and grab it, forcing Tyrus to release the hold. Tyrus gets straight back up and Big Mick takes a bit longer which gives Helms an edge as he pounds Johnson on the back repeatedly but Mick recovers and hits the money in the bank holder with a European uppercut and grabs Tyrus as he staggers across the ring and tries to lift him up for a suplex. Tyrus stops him and then lifts up Mick himself in a suplex position and nails a brainbuster! He goes for the pin. 1… 2… Mick gets the shoulder up!
Tyrus then climbs to the top rope. He jumps off rotating amazingly in mid-air and nails his signature BFE on Big Mick! He hooks Micks leg for the pin. 1… 2… 3!

Winner: Tyrus Helms


Hart: Damnit Helms won again
Lane: Nobody can stop this guy
Hart: I am going to probably have to step in the ring with him again...
Lane: And get beat again
Hart: Let's just go to commercial damnit


*Commercial*

Montana & MNM vs. RJC and Kassidy

“Slept so long†by Jay Gordon hits as Kassidy comes out from the back and stops at the top of the ramp before sparks slowly fall over his head and he strikes a destiny pose and he continues to walk down the ramp. As he reaches the bottom of the ramp he rolls under the bottom rope and climbs straight up the turnbuckle and strikes another destiny pose before coming down and awaiting the competition.

Jessica Lock: Standing in a 6 feet tall, 200 pounds from Transylvania, Kassidy.

Josh Hart: Big time match for Kassidy and his partner tonight with a bit of an odd twist. I don't know how Kassidy is going to handle being the only one who can wrestle Montana. If the Mobb is smart and they use some smart tag wrestling these two won't have a chance.
Kerry Lane: You know, that's very true Josh. Kassidy should definitely be worried here, and you and I both know that the Mobb is going to milk this for all it’s worth.


Away by Mercy Drive hits the arena and RJC Cool steps out onto the stage as he looks out into the crowd. He points at a fan or two and then makes his way down to the ring.

Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet and one inch weighing in at two hundred and forty-five pounds from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, RJC Cool

Kerry Lane: And here's his partner. The man stuck between a rock and a hard place himself.
Josh Hart: I wonder what is going through his mind right now? He must desperately want to get his hands on Montana, but being unable to, that must take his mind out of the match a little bit.


Encore by Jay-Z and Linkin Park hits the arena and MNM steps out onto the stage and makes his way down to the ring.

Jessica Lock: Standing in at six feet even weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds from Newcastle, England, Mike Nigel Manase.

Josh Hart: Here we go, the Mobb is on their way to ring side. MNM looks awfully cocky tonight, though I must say I can't blame them. The odds are certainly in their favour.

The Tony Montana theme hits the arena as Montana comes down to the ring and the fans boo and throw objects at him but Montana doesn’t acknowledge them and only has his sights set on RJC Cool as he climbs into the ring and joins MNM.

Kerry Lane: Looks like, MNM and RJC Cool are going to be starting things out.


*Bell rings*

MNM and RJC square of in the middle of the ring, they tie up and RJC immediately grabs a headlock. MNM powers out and hits an arm drag on RJC. RJC feeling the sting of pride more than the mat stands up and shoves MNM into Montana. MNM tags Montana seemingly to get under RJC's skin.

Josh Hart: Looks like RJC is going to have to tag out here to Kassidy unless he wants to be suspended of course.

Montana makes a shooing gesture towards RJC who then walks over to his corner and tags Kassidy into the match. Montana and Kassidy lock up in the middle of the ring, and Kassidy gains the upper hand by burying a knee into Montana's stomach, briefly winding him. Kassidy goes for a quick cover looking to get the match over with as soon as possible. 1... and a kick out from Montana.


Kerry Lane: I understand Kassidy's motivation in trying to get this over with quickly, but he can't honestly think that he'll be able to cover Montana that easily.


Kassidy brings Montana up to his feet and delivers alternating right and left hands to his head and chest, followed up by a stiff boot to the solar plexus and then vicious DDT on the mat.

Montana is holding his head as Kassidy begins an old school Garvin Stomp, slowly making his way around Montana's entire body and finishing off with a sick stomp to his face.


Kerry Lane: Now that's more like it. If he keeps working on his head it'll be lights out for the Mobb in to time.

Kassidy feeling his oats ascends to the top turnbuckle, he leaps off looking for the Vampire's Wings but finds nothing but Montana's knees in his chest.

Montana crawls over to his corner as Kassidy is going towards RJC, both make the tag at the exact same time. RJC runs towards MNM looking for the clothesline but MNM ducks and RJC nails Montana with a clothesline nearly knocking him out of his boots.


Josh Hart: OH MY GOD! What just happened? RJC just nailed Montana with a vicious clothesline, now he's realising what he's done, and he's putting his head in his hands. He can't believe it.

*Bell rings as the referee calls for a disqualification*

Kerry Lane: Look outside the ring though at MNM Josh, he's grabbing a steel chair from ring side, this can't be good.

MNM steel chair in hand nails Kassidy in the back of the head. Kassidy hits the mat like a sack of potatoes. RJC hearing the sounds of steel meeting flesh turns around to see MNM coming towards him with the chair.

MNM seeing that he's been caught stops and starts telling an irate RJC not to come any closer.


Kerry Lane: RJC is on a tear though he really should be watching his back.

Montana sneaks up behind RJC and delivers a low blow to RJC Cool.

Josh Hart: How very prophetic of you Kerry. Though you'd have to be blind as a bat not to see that one coming a mile away.


MNM walks back over to Kassidy and delivers another chairshot to the head as he lies on the canvas, when he looks around at the crowd with a glint of evil intentions in his eyes.


MNM motions for Montana to go to the top rope. Montana climbs the top rope as RJC is rolled over onto his back by MNM and the Steel Chair placed directly against his throat.


Kerry Lane: Its not enough that they got Cool's title taken away from him, but now they want to put him out of action permanently? This is disgusting. Somebody needs to stop this.


Montana comes flying off the top rope with an axe handle into the chair sending it crushing down on to RJC's windpipe. RJC immediately begins spasming in the ring and spurting up bright red blood from his mouth.


Montana and MNM then pick RJC up and throw him through the ropes to the outside of the ring.


MNM then points at the prone figure of Kassidy still in the ring and calls for Montana to ascend to the top rope once again.

The crowd roars in approval when Tyrus Helms comes rushing out from the backstage area to save Kassidy from a similar fate. The Mobb bails from the ring as Tyrus picks up Kassidy and gets him to his feet.


Kassidy then surprisingly shoves Helms and yells at him "I didn't want your damned help" Helms shoves Kassidy back and the two begin to brawl as the Mobb makes its way up the entrance ramp with sick, sadistic grins on both their faces.

Kerry Lane: Are we in bizarro world??? RJC cool now has to be stripped of the belt just six days before Blaze of Glory? Who is Montana going to face?
Josh: I can't believe it! Not only is RJC stripped, he's suspended for at least 5 months, and who knows he may be injured and out of action longer than that!
Kerry: Who knows what the hell is going on around. Bruce Page is going to have his hands full with this one. First Chris Kendo was fired for violating the wellness policy, and now RJC breaks his restraining order. I’m speechless.
Josh: This means, Montana is about to crowned the new champ Kerry.
Kerry: I bet my bottom dollar Bruce Page will think of something.
Josh: Well its too late now, Times is up.
Kerry: Thanks for tuning in. Stay posted for more info.


*End of show*