Monday Mayhem - 4/26/10

[MizMasta3000]

I'm so fed up with everyone around me
No one seems to care
I'm just so far gone and nothing's gonna change
I'll never be the same
It's always do this, do that,
Everything they want to
I don't want to live that way
Every chance they get their always
Pushin me away​

Highlights from the 10-Man Gauntlet match are shown with Josh Jones eliminating Ray Morrison and David Baptie. Loki eliminating Josh Jones and Rocky Ali followed by Sam Caldwell eliminating Loki. Logan Matthews makes quick work of Sam Caldwell and Hayden Arrington. The mystery superstar was revealed as “The Maggot” Michael Taylor and he defeated Logan Matthews to become the Number One Contender to the IWF Intercontinental
Championship.​

It's never enough
No it's never enough
No matter what I say​

It's never enough
No it's never enough
I'll never be what you want me to be​

Jay Raven and Ryan Harrison tearing into each other from their Last Man Standing Match at Inception. Jay Raven bashing in the brains of Ryan Harrison with cookie sheets is seen followed by Ryan Harrison sending Jay Raven crashing through a table with the release german suplex. Ryan Harrison leaps through the air with a garbage chair in hand and connects with a Top Rope Moonsault on Raven. Raven connects with the Raven’s Flight to win the Last Man Standing Match.​

It's all so messed up and no one ever listens
Everyone's deranged
I'm just so fucked up and I'm never gonna change
Wanna lay it all to waste
Their always say this, say that,
Nothing that you want to
I don't want to live that way
Every chance they get their always
Shovin me aside​

The Tag Team Elimination Match showing Mercenaries being eliminated first followed by B.P.B. Fury. The mystery tag team is revealed to be Spencer Rice and Matthew Lewis and are eliminated by Red Shield Mafia. Triple A eliminates Red Shield Mafia after the Shock Drop. Triple A steals the win from the Hayes Brothers as Evans covers Gabriel Hayes. Anderson Evolution defeated the Hayes Brothers to become the IWF World Tag Team Champions. ​

It's never enough
No it's never enough
No matter what I say​

It's never enough
No it's never enough
I'll never be what you want me to be​

I'm Done​

JD Michaels and Dominick Aviles tear into each other inside the cage and beat each other within an inch of their lives. JD Michaels gained control followed by Dominick Aviles. Dominick wins the match after leaping off the top of the cage and connecting with the frog splash for the three count.​

In the end we're all just chalk lines on the concrete
Drawn only to be washed away
For the time that I've been given
I am what I am​

Bobby King, CMS, Bobby King and Biggs fight it out for the IWF Intercontinental Championship. All four men connect with their finishers, but in the end Bobby King wins the IWF Intercontinental Championship after a BK Bomb. James Kash and RJC Cool are seen fighting it out with everything they have tearing in each other. The finish comes after Montana bolts down the ring and pushes both men off the top turnbuckle. ​

I'd rather hate you
For everything you are
Than ever love you
For something you are not​

I'd rather you hate me
For everything I am
Than have you love me
For something that I aint​

It's never enough
It's never enough
No matter what I say​

Nic Stone and Adam Freeman are seen fighting it out with both men hitting their finishers and both men kicking out. The finish comes when Adam Freeman has Nic Stone in the Liontamer, but Biggs interferes in the match and Nic Stone takes advantage to become the IWF World Champion.​

It's never enough
No it's never enough
No matter who I try to be​

It's never enough
No it's never enough
No matter how I try to taste​

It's never enough
Never never enough
I'll never be what you want me to be.
Fireworks are set off through the arena as the camera pans across the arena showing all the die hard IWF fans standing on their feet. The camera focus on the titan-tron as a massive firework display sets off before focusing on Josh Hart and Kerry Lane at the Commentator's Booth.​

Josh Hart: Folks welcome to Monday Night Mayhem. I'm Josh Hart along with my correspondent, Kerry Lane.
Kerry Lane:And what a show we have planned for you all tonight. GM Vino Moltisanti is going to be announcing the first round of the Champions' Tournament matches for next week.
Kerry Lane: On top of that we have the debut of Xavier Serikaz who made an impromtu debut last week going Xtreme on Silver V and Josh Jones. He will have to face the man he brutalized last week, Silver V with Josh Jones joining us here in the booth.
Josh Hart: With that said, let's jump right into the action!​

"I Am Perfection" airs throughout the arena as Rexx Steele and the lovely Vixens enter the arena. They walk down the ramp as the crowd cheer and admire the lovely Vixens. Steele is getting some cheers from the lady folk too as he is introduced.

Jessica Lock: Ladies and Gentlemen this is your opening contest, making his way first, accompanied by the Vixens. Standing 6 feet, 3 inches tall and weighing in at 225 pounds, from Miami Florida, The Perfect One, Rexx Steele!

"Spoiling For A Fight" airs throughout the arena as the lights go out. The lights go on to Bradly Jona Kellert. He walks right by the crowd as he is all business. He enters the ring and gets warmed up as Steele is staring intensively at him.

Jessica Lock: And his opponent, standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall and weighing in at 272 pounds, The Extreme One, Bradly Jona Kellert!

Singles Match
Bradly Jona Kellert
vs.
Rexx Steele ​

Bell Rings: BJK charges Rexx for a clothesline, but Steele catches him with a nice dropkick. BJK rolls to his feet as Steele does and Steele kicks him in the gut. As BJK bends over, Steele locks him in position for the Perfect Shot and nails it! Steele stands up and looks down at BJK, sadden at this match. He guides BJK to his feet and puts him in position for a power bomb and nails it. Steele shows tremendous strength and lifts him up and powerbombs him again, and once more to complete the triple powerbomb. Finally Steele climbs to the turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd before finally hitting the Abs of Steele! Steele goes for the pin and gets the easy 3!

Josh Hart: Wow! What an easy win for Steele!

Kerry Lane: I'm not going to lie, this was very impressive. He sure wasn't working by the hour in this one.

Jessica Lock: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner of the match, Rexx Steele!

 

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The camera cuts to backstage where Ray Morrison is seen with Hayley Davis. He is wearing his street clothing and doesn't appear to be in a good mood.

Hayley Davis: So Ray Morrison. You have not had the best of luck since the returning IWF. Why do you think that's the case?

Morrison: I know exactly why. Vino has it in for me. He doesn't like me at all I have suffered because of it. All you see him do is say "step it up" but I have stepped it up since day one and I deserve to be in the limelight. Not Silver V. Not Logan Matthews. And especially not Josh Jones. ME! It is my time to shine in IWF and you all won't know what hit you. You can't hold me down but for so long. I will rise and overcome.

Ray walks off and Hayley has a confused look on her face. The camera goes back to the ring.

“In the City” hits the sound system and Joseph walks out, getting a small pop, and gives the fans the cut throat taunt as he walks down to the ring, high fiving fans around.

Jessica Lock: This contest is scheduled for one fall; on his way to the ring, weighing in at 235 pounds: “The Prospect” Joseph Harrington!

Soon he enters the ring and scales the top rope and raises his right arm in the air.

Josh Hart: Well it’s another new up and coming, debuting, superstar to the Impact Wrestling Federation. When Mr. Harrington was speaking with Carl Long, he looked great and it was easy to just love him!

Kerry Lane : Yes, but can he deal with the returning “Hardcore Superstar” Logan Matthews?

Dark arena with blue and green lights shining around, Logan Matthews arrogantly walks to the ring, jawing with fans before getting the ring.

Jessica Lock : On his way to the ring; the returning “Hardcore Superstar”, Logan Matthews!

Once in the ring, he climbs all four turnbuckles to bask in the "adulation" of his "fans."

Kerry Lane : Ladies and gentleman, the great Logan Matthews!

Josh Hart: Can you save your butt kissing for him later?

The two superstars circle each other in the ring.

Singles Match
Joseph Harrington
vs.
Logan Matthews​

Bell Rings: The two superstars instantly lock up. Joseph transitions Matthews into a front headlock and Matthews shoves “The Prospect” into the ropes, breaking the hold, and hits a stiff Lariat when Joseph rebounds! Matthews goes for the pin without hooking the leg.

1
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Kickout!

Logan, on the early offense, guides “The Prospect” up by the head and locks in a stiff Full Nelson! The ref runs to Joseph, checking for submission. Joseph slowly falls on his back as Logan lets go, walks to Joseph’s legs, and locks in a Figure Four Leg Lock! Joseph screams in pain as he tries to inch towards the ropes, even though they are on the side Logan is laying. The ref hops over to Joseph and asks for submission when Logan Matthews pulls on the ropes, making the pain even more present. The ref looks over at Matthews who lets go of the ropes simultaneously. The ref looks back at “The Prospect” and Matthews wrenches the ropes again! Joseph yells in pain once again and raises his hand, ready to tap when the ref quickly looks at Logan and catches him cheating! The ref starts to count for DQ. 1…2…3…4… and Logan releases the ropes. The ref yells at Logan for cheating and Logan releases the submission, stands up and gets into the ref’s face! Logan pushes the ref and is pulled back into a Crucifix Pin by Harrington!

One
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Two
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The shoulder up!

Josh Hart: Holy cow! What a move that was! Have you ever seen anything as well executed as that Kerry?

Kerry Lane : That Crucifix Pin is one of the most exciting moves in this business! If you are a guy like Joseph Harrington, you can execute it just about anywhere!

By the time the camera cuts away from the commentators, both guys are trading hard punches. Stiff punch by Logan! Punch by Joseph! Punch by Logan! Punch by Joseph! Punch by Logan—no reversed into a punch by Joseph! Another punch by Joseph! Logan is leaning on the ropes when Joseph Irish-Whips him to a turnbuckle! Joseph measures Logan, and sprints and hits a running dropkick and Logan falls into a sitting position in the corner. “The Prospect” stands back up, walks to the opposite turnbuckle and does a cut throat taunt. He runs towards a seated “Hardcore Superstar” and hits another dropkick causing Logan’s head to bounce off the turn
buckle! Joseph goes for the cover!

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Two
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Logan lifts his leg onto the bottom rope for a rope break!
Joseph takes advantage of the situation by rolling out of the ring and wrapping
Logan’s leg around the ring post and locks in a Gory Special around the ring post! The ref begins to count for DQ. 1…2…3…4… He lets go but the damage is still dealt.

Josh Hart: Just imagine being stretched like that and having your back being pulled against the turnbuckle.

Kerry Lane: Even though it was short, Matthews still feels the pain shooting through his abdomen and back.

Joseph rolls back into the ring, guides Logan to stand, and hits the Three Amigos! Joseph stands up, climbs the nearest turnbuckle, and goes for the frogsplash but no one his home. Mattheews gets up and sizes Harrington up. He springs off the ropes and hits a Jawbreaker Lariat! He goes for the cover.

One
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Two
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Three!

Josh Hart: FRGOSPLASH? No? JAWBREAKER LARIAT!

Kerry Lane: Matthews wins it. He returns with a bang.

Post Match: Logan hops up and does a cut throat taunt as Matthews’ theme hits the sound system and the crowd boos!

Jessica Lock: Here is your winner by pinfall: “The Hardcore Superstar” Logan Matthews!

Josh Hart: What a great match! “The Prospect” has for sure solidified his spot in the Impact Wrestling Federation. Even though he lost, he put up a hell of a fight.

Kerry Lane: But he was no match to the “Hardcore Superstar” Logan Matthews.

Josh Hart: Well he does show a lot of promise!

--Commercial Break--

 

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David Baptie is on his way to the ring when 3 of Vino’s boys approach him.

Furio: Hey there Baptie

Baptie: Cherio mate

Paulie: Yeah yeah we came to tell you that it won’t be necessary for you to go through that curtain.

Vito: Yeah what he said

Baptie: Oh really? Why is that?

Furio: Well….let’s just say Bobby King and Dylan Harris had and “accident” and they can’t make it.

Paulie: Yeah…an “accident”

Vito: “Accident”

Paulie: Shut up Vito ya big goof!

Vito: Sorry Paulie.

Paulie: Anyways, Vino wants you in his office and we’ll escort you there.

Baptie:…ok…sure.

Furio: Let’s go.

They follow behind him on their way to the office as the camera fades.

--Commercial Break--

We come back with David Baptie sitting in a chair in Vino’s office. Vino is seen smoking a cigar looking at him with his boys behind him standing up.

Vino: Well well if it isn’t David Baptie. What brings you to my presence

Baptie: Well, you asked me to come here

Vino: Right, right. I have impressed with your work so far (hands out a box). Cookie?

Baptie: No thanks.

Paulie: Ehh the boss offers you a cookie, you take the cookie!

Baptie: …uhhh….

Vino: Paulie!

Paulie: Yes boss?

Vino: Shut up.

Paulie: Sorry boss.

Vino: Anyways, like I was saying, you have been on a roll as of late.

Baptie: Thank you sir.

Vino: You are so special, I have chosen for you to debut against my protégé next week. He’s a little rough around the edges so he needs to warm himself back up and you’re the man to do it. I’m trusting you.

Baptie: Of course sir…but who exactly is…

Vino: We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

Baptie: So do I win my match by forfeit?

Vino: Fugettaboutit. No get outta here. Show him out Vito.

Vito: Alright kid let’s go.

Vito escorts Baptie to his locker room. The scene fades.

“Pushing the Limits” by Enigma hits the sound system. Xavier Serikaz enters the stage only to be attacked from behind by Josh Jones with a steel chair. He nails him with a shot to head as Enigma staggers on the stage. Jones then hits the Dagger’s Point Serikaz on the stage laying him out cold.

Kerry Lane: Not a good way to start off your debut

Josh Hart: I second that. Xavier might have bitten off more than he can chew.

Josh Jones talks trash to a laid out Enigma. Then the lights dim and “Calling All Cars” hits the sound system as the crowd boos. Silver V comes out with Matt Bentley. Silver V throws Josh Jones aside causing him to crash down to the ground. Silver V then looks at Xavier with a mean nasty look. He picks him up and carries him over to the outskirts of the stage where an array of tables and production equipment are.

Kerry Lane: Two words: Uh-Oh!

Josh Hart: Oh my please no! Somebody stop this man before he does what I think
he’s going to do.

Silver V grabs an unconscious Enigma by the neck and picks him up over his head. He is yelling at him then drops him out to the outskirts. Serikaz crashes through the tables and an explosion is caused by the production equipment. This man might be dead.

Josh Hart: OH MY GOD! I think Xavier Serikaz is no more. He might me pushing freaking daisies right now.

Kerry Lane: Well looks like his career was over before it started.

"Got Yourself a Gun” hits and the crowd cheers. Vino Moltisanti comes out with a microphone. He walks over to the outskirts looking down. Looks back up to Silver V who has a grin on his face then over to Josh Jones who is just getting up.

Vino: Well, we won’t be seeing much of him folks. Well, I had originally came out to say a few things to the audience and Silver V, it looks like your match won’t be going on so you can go home. OH that reminds me. Before you two go, I want you to stick around while I announce the first round of the champion’s tournament. Well as I announced on IWF.com earlier last week, we will be having a tournament to crown our new champions for the World title, the Intercontinental title, and the Xtreme title. So looking at the performances for the superstars today, I will announce the first round for these will be as follows.

For the Xtreme Championship division, next week, we will kick things off with

Logan Matthews vs. Bradly Jona Kellert!

For the Intercontinental Championship division, we will have Rexx Steele take on the last
reigning Intercontinental champ Bobby King!

And for the World Heavyweight Championship division, we will have Silver V vs. Josh Jones! Also, my “Protégé” will be making his debut here on Monday Night Mayhem next week against David Baptie. Thank you and good night people.

“Got Yourself a Gun” hits the sound system and the crowd goes crazy as Vino leaves and Josh Jones and Silver V exchange glares.

--Commercial Break--

“Money Making Blueprint” by DJ Sonic hit’s the arena as the lights dim and pyro’s begin to fall under the titan tron. Kingston makes his way through the pyro’s with a bandana covering his entire face except for his eyes. Kingston bucks towards the fans and giving a few the middle finger before sliding under the bottom rope into the ring. Kingston makes his way back to his feet and removes his bandana and starts shadowboxing in the corner.

Jessica Lock: Standing in at five feet eleven inches, weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds, from Spanish Harlem, New York, “The Kingpin” Jr. Kingston!

Josh Hart: Kingston is going to have his hands full tonight when he takes on the returning Nate Storm!

Kerry Lane: Either way you see it, this is going to be one interesting matchup and I can’t wait for Nate Storm to make his return to the IWF ring.

“My Time” by Motorhead hit’s the arena as the lights dim out and green, blue, and white lights pan through out the arena. Nate Storm steps out onto the stage holding his head down and a bottle of water in his right hand as the fans jump off their feet. Storm looks up before making his way down the ramp locking eyes with Kingston in the ring. Storm makes his way around the ring and jumps up onto the apron and walks to the middle of the ring. Storm takes a swig of his water while looking down before looking straight and spewing the water into the air. Storm make his way into the ring and climbs to the top of the turnbuckle that Kingston was in moving him out of his way and spews water into the air once again.

Jessica Lock: “Standing in at six feet three inches, weighing in at two hundred and forty-five pounds, from New York, New York, “The Game” Nate Storm!

Josh Hart: The time has come and listen to all of these fans cheer a man they all hate, but rather cheer for him then Kingston.

Kerry Lane: It amazes me on how correct that statement you just made is, these guys hate Nate Storm and what he has done in the past, but he is a IWF Veteran!

Single’s Match
J.R. Kingston
vs.
Nate Storm​

Bell Rings: Nate Storm is quick off the sound of the bell with an attack on Kingston. Strom connects with a series of right hands before sending Kingston to the ropes with an irish whip. Kingston bounces back right into a Double A spinebuster from Storm flooring him to the mat. Storm makes his way back to his feet and stomps the living hell out of Kingston on the mat and has a smile across his face while doing so. Storm places his foot across the chest of Kingston for the cover, but at the count of one Storm jumps up and connects with a knee drop across the face of Kingston. Storm makes his way back to his feet once again and smiles at Kingston as he rolls on the mat in agony. Kingston slowly makes his way back to his feet and Storm charges forward taking him down to the mat with a big clothesline. Kingston hit’s the mat and Storm makes the cover. The ref gets down to make the count, but Kingston kicks out right at the count of two.


Josh Hart: The beginning of this match has been all Nate Storm and the fans are loving Kingston get his ass handed to him.

Kerry Lane: Kingston still has fight in him, but how long will Nate Storm continue to play with Kingston.


Storm pulls Kingston back to his feet and sends him to the ropes with an irish whip. Kingston reverses the irish whip and pulls Storm back towards him dropping him on the mat with the Paranoia. The crowd jumps to their feet after the impact and Kingston takes his time with the cover. The ref gets down to make the count, but Storm kicks out right after the count of two. Kingston makes his way back to his feet and stalks Storm as he slowly makes his way back to his feet. Storm stands up in the middle of the ring and Kingston takes him back down to the mat with a chop block to the back of Storm’s knees. Kingston stays on the attack with vicious stomps to the back of Storm’s knees and doesn’t let up until the ref gets in between both men. Kingston shouts out to the crowd as Storm holds his knee’s down on the mat. Kingston grabs the leg of Storm and drives his elbow into it down on the mat. Kingston keeps a hold of Storm’s leg and jumps up driving his own knee’s into the knees of Storm.

Kerry Lane: Kingston turning things around with that vicious assault on the knee’s of IWF veteran Nate Storm.

Josh Hart: Nobody wants to see an IWF veteran treated like this, the actions of the Red Shield Mafia are just thuggish gang bangers.

Kingston grabs the leg of Storm and pulls him closer to the ropes and places Storm’s foot on the bottom rope. Kingston jumps off the second rope and lands on the knee of Storm as he screams out in pain. Kingston taunts the fans as Storm rolls to the outside and holds his knees from the pain. Kingston spots Storm on the outside of the ring and rolls to the outside. Kingston grabs Storm and pulls him back up to his feet and Storm catches him off guard with a big right hand followed by another knocking Kingston down to the outside floor. Storm rolls back into the ring and uses the ropes to pull himself back up to his feet. Storms works out the kinks in his knee’s as Kingston rolls back into the ring and Storm catches him with a reverse neckbreaker taking him down to the mat. Storm makes his way back to his feet and stretches out his knee’s before guiding Kingston back to his feet an sending him to the ropes with an irish whip. Kingston bounces back and ducks the clothesline attempt and charges across the ring. Kingston bounces off the opposite side of the ring right into a scoop powerslam from Storm.

Josh Hart: That powerslam just shook the entire ring, Storm completely planted Kingston on the mat.

Kerry Lane: You can’t keep an IWF veteran down on the mat forever, he will get back to his feet and hurt you if you let him.



Storm hooks the legs of Kingston for the cover and the ref gets down to make the count, but Kingston kicks out before the count of three. Storm quickly guides Kingston back to his feet and sends him into the corner with an irish whip. Storm charges after Kingston and attempts a clothesline in the corner, but Kingston gets both feet up at the last second. Storm staggers back as Kingston charges out of the corner and sends Storm across the ring with an irish whip crashing into the opposite corner. Kingston charges right after Storm and connects with the Yakuza Kick in the corner to the face of Storm. Kingston stays on the attack with a series of vicious knife-edge chops in the corner. Storm falls to the bottom turnbuckle as Kingston mouths off to the fans and slowly guides Storm back to his feet. Storm makes it to one knee and deliberately drives his forearm into the groin of Kingston in front of the ref. The ref calls for the bell as Kingston drops to the mat holding his groin.
Winner: J.R. Kingston

Jessica Lock: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner of the matchup via disqualification, J.R. Kingston!

--Commercial Break--

 

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The crowd goes silent. As soon as the music starts and you hear the, "NO SLEEP 'TIL...." the crowd explodes. Luke Hades walks out with his staff and raises his arms while Max Alive runs out to the right side of the ramp, pointing towards random fans and pandering to them. He then goes to the left side of the ramp and does the same thing. After pandering, Luke walks down the ramp slapping hands as Max sprints down to the ring and continues to run around ringside slapping hands.

Jessica Lock: This tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first; coming to the ring at a combined weight of 443 lbs, accompanied to the ring by Jared Thunder. From Mt. Olympus, Gods of the Ring!

Josh Hart: Well were back and getting ready for our main event. We just saw our general manager announce three big matches for next week to kick off the champions’ tournament. But now the main event of the evening. Gods of the Ring vs. Red Shield Mafia

Kerry Lane: There is more bad blood brewing between these men every week.

He slides into the ring and goes to a turnbuckle and yells into the crowd and points around some more. Luke then slides into the ring and raises his staff once more. The music fades.

Drop the World by Lil Wayne hits the PA system as Young Mannie, Nero, and J.R Kingston run from the crowd with steel chairs in hand. The sneak up behind the Gods of the Ring but the Gods notice before it’s too late they exchange blows as the bell rings. It is utter chaos in the ring. J.R Kingston smacks Luke Hades over the head with the char and the bell rings again. Kingston clotheslines Hades out the ring. Diamente Valentine and Max Alive are going back and forth Max kicks Nero over the head sending him down beside Kingston and Hades. Max dashes from the ropes and corkscrews onto all three men. Taking out Valentine and Kingston. Mannie is stomping Jared Thunder in the corner.

Josh Hart: Another all out brawl breaks out between these 6 men.

Kerry Lane: The bell rang than rang again soon afterwards.

Kingston gets up and catches Max in the mid-section and slams his head against the steel steps. Luke Hades and Nero exchange blows with each other. Hades clotheslines Nero over the barricade. He follows him and stomps on him continuing the attack. Kingston cracks Max over the head with a chair given to him by Damien Walker. Max is out. Kingston goes over to help Nero by hitting Luke in the back with the chair. Meanwhile Mannie is getting beat by Thunder. Jared hits the Kick of Deity then cracks him over the head with a chair and throws him out of the ring. Jared, the last man in the ring raises him arms in a won battle over RSM.

Kerry Lane: Jared Thunder won the war this week.

The lights go out.

Josh Hart: What’s going on?

A bunch of binary coding fills up the titantron. All of a sudden the words S-A-V-I-O-R flash in blue. The lights turn back on and ADAM FREEMAN appears in the ring behind Jared Thunder. Thunder slowly turns around to get a nice Codebreaker to the jaw. Jared is out.

Kerry Lane: IT’S ADAM FREEMAN. HE’S BACK AND HE JUST LAID OUT JARED
THUNDER!

Josh Hart: Oh my. What a fun night. We will have answers next time but we are out of time. Good night everybody.

The show fades as Adam Freeman looks down at a lifeless Jared Thunder.



END SHOW.