It's about four hours until Monday Night Mayhem is scheduled to start, and Biggs has made his way to the arena, arriving in his blue Toyota Prius. He grabs his APW Overdrive Championship belt from the passenger's seat as he gets out of his car, clad in blue jeans with designer sneakers and a blue and white leather jacket. Biggs slings his belt over his shoulder as he pops the trunk, and he pulls out his gym bag and ring jacket, which is a hanger encased in a garment bag. Once all of his gear is in hand, Biggs heads towards the hallways, looking for the locker rooms. As he's on his way, he runs into a crew member backstage, and stops him, despite the fact that the slightly rotund man is obviously busy.
Biggs: Where's my dressing room?
The crew member, who is quite pudgy, has thin brown hair, and coke bottle glasses, pulls out his clipboard, looking at the layout of the arena.
Crew Member: It looks like you don't have your own dressing room tonight, Biggs.
Biggs: Okay, where's the boss? Part of my contract stipulates that I get my own dressing room. I have a thing about not wanting to change with the other guys, too many wandering eyes on their part.
Crew Member: Mr. Montana is quite busy. If you'd like, I could maybe find you a spare room or closet, but it'll take some time!
Biggs: Do I look like the kind of guy that changes in a broom closet? Hardly! Just tell me where Montana is!
Crew Member: Well, his office is down the hall that way, but you probably don't want to interrupt him! He's very busy this time before the show.
Biggs: I don't care. If you haven't noticed, I am the current APW Overdrive Champion, and the fact that I decided to come to IWF to help them in their relaunch means that the higher ups should be thanking their lucky stars that I'm here. I have headlined pay per views, I have won championships where ever I've been, and I am the premiere talent in professional wrestling today. The fact is that I don't need to be here in IWF to further cement my already stellar legacy, I'm doing IWF a favor by merely being here. If you don't get me a meeting with Mr. Montana immediately, I'll see to it that you lose your job...
Crew Member: I'll see what I can do!
The crew member scurries off, and Biggs has an annoyed look on his face. After a few minutes, the crew member runs back, slightly winded.
Crew Member: Mr. Montana wanted me to tell you that he's sorry about the lack of an empty room, but despite your reputation, he doesn't feel that you have done anything here in IWF to warrant your own dressing room quite yet...
Biggs is visibly angered by this, but maintains his composure. The crew member is very uneasy about the news he has just delivered to Biggs. Biggs seethes with anger for a few moments before replying to the nervous man.
Biggs: It is in my contract. Quite simply put, I do not want any of the guys to oogle me when I change into my gear, and I don't trust the people here with my belongings. Simply direct me to the locker room where the least amount of guys are.
Crew Member: That would be the one down hall D. It's all the way down there, take a right at the fork, and it's the second door on the left. I don't think any of the other guys have checked in for that locker room yet.
Biggs: If I were you, I'd make sure that nobody else does.
Crew Member: I can't do that...
Biggs: (threatening) You can't or you won't? I don't what you have to do, just make sure that I get the next 15 minutes alone to change into my gear.
Crew Member: I can't make any guarantees, but I'll try my best!
Biggs: You're best better be good enough.
Biggs angrily walks down the hall, and eventually reaches the dressing room. When he gets there, it is empty. He locks the door, and changes into his gear, sliding on his white and blue singlet, his boots with blue kick pads, blue elbow pads and gloves, and finally, his signature blue shades. Biggs then places his other clothes and gym bag inside it as well, pulling out a combination pad lock of the front pocket of his bag, slamming the locker shut and locking it to prevent anyone else from getting into it. Biggs then clasps his APW Overdrive Championship belt around his waist, and puts on his ring jacket, before unlocking the door, and heading out towards the backstage interview area.
Carl Long is standing next to a table where Kenny Lane and Josh Hart are both seated at the designated backstage interview set. The announce team is chatting it up as Biggs approaches, and when he reaches the table, Kenny Lane speaks to him.
Kenny Lane: Biggs, you're right on time for you interview. Since this is your first promo here in IWF, we're going to tape it and play it to the between the first and second dark match, just to introduce the crowd to you. I'm sure that some of these people will already know who you are, but many of them won't, so that's why we're doing it this way.
Biggs: Listen Lane, this isn't my first barbecue. I've been through all this before, so let's quit the small talk and get to business.
Kenny Lane: Just because you're a champion elsewhere doesn't mean that you're entitled to treat us here in IWF like crap. You best be watching your attitude, otherwise there may be consequences.
Biggs: Fine, whatever, let's just get started.
Carl Long and Biggs stand in front of the lighted set as the cameraman counts them down, 3...2...1...
Carl Long: Ladies and gentlemen, I am backstage with a man who is making his IWF television debut here tonight, taking on CMS, none other than Biggs! Biggs, what thoughts are going through your head as you make your TV debut here tonight?
Biggs: What kind of question is that, Carl? Only the most boring, predictable question you could ask in an interview. What are you're thoughts? Please, pal, if you can't be more original, then don't waste my time.
Biggs snatches the microphone from Carl, and shoves him off camera.
Biggs: Listen people, what Carl forgot to mention in his little intro is that I am not only the current APW Overdrive Champion, but I am one of the biggest stars in wrestling today! Just because this is my first televised match in the IWF doesn't mean I'm some kind of rookie or unknown trying to make a name for himself. No, I'm here to help the IWF, give it a sense of legitimacy that it was lacking in the past. Any fed that has to close it's doors for six months must have had some pretty big problems, and I'm simply here to make sure that it doesn't have to close it's doors again right away. For those of you who know me, and there are a few of you, you realize the skill, craftiness and pride I bring to the ring, and for those of you who don't have the slightest clue who I am, you'll find out soon enough. I have no illusions of thinking that any of you will like me, or cheer for me, because quite frankly, I could care less what you think of my methods, just that you recognize my greatness. However, my opponent tonight, one Carlos Mario Sequeira, seems to be having a bit of an issue determining where he stands. The way I see it, CMS is too bad to stay on the side of angels, but too good to truly cross the line, to do whatever it takes to win. I know that CMS tries to pass himself off as hard and ruthless, and I know that he tagged himself in for a cheap win last week, but the fact is that he has done nothing to convince me that he is as bad as he claims to be.
Biggs pauses to adjust his shades.
Biggs: CMS, when you cost Adam Freeman the victory last week, you didn't show yourself to be ruthless or conniving, just that you're selfish. Granted, I'm hardly one to talk about being selfish, because I know that I am, but at least I have sense enough to know who I am, and not constantly wrestle with my inner demons. And that is why I have the advantage tonight, CMS, not just because of my already sterling career, amassing championships and headlining pay per views where ever I've wrestled, but because in that ring, I only have to wrestle you, while you not only have to contend against me, but also yourself. I'll be honest, CMS, I hope that you're able to figure out who you are, the ruthless, do-whatever-it-takes to win son of a gun, or the weak little man who knows that despite all of his posturing he's really not capable of doing what is needed of him to win. I sincerely hope it's the former, otherwise, I'm in for an easy night. And while I'd still be able to wow the crowd with my technical prowess and speed, I want to feel like I actually accomplished something tonight. Whichever CMS shows up though will realize by the end of the match that I am the premiere wrestling talent in the world today, that I am the greatest APW Overdrive Champion of all time, and soon to be the very best wrestler the IWF has ever seen! Why? Because I am quite simply out of this world!
Biggs tosses the mic down and walks off camera as the taping comes to an end. Josh Hart is clapping enthusiastically as Kenny Lane just sits at the table.
Kenny Lane: Well, Biggs, good first promo, it let's the crowd know that you're an arrogant jerk. To be honest, though, I don't think it's much of a stretch for you, is it?
Biggs: Whatever. Just don't be trying to suck up to me when I'm the top guy around here. It's just a matter of time.
Biggs walks off back towards the locker room, and when he reaches it, he opens the door, and sees it packed with the other wrestlers. An exasperated look washes across his face as he closes the door and walks down to the arena gym...