MNM#2 - Dark Match - Xtremely Cool vs. Harry Hager & Louis Loiselle

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Scene opens up to the smiling face of the one and only, Reaver, The King Of Pain standing in front of the destroyed spray painted shield...

Reaver: Hello IWF, it is I, Reaver and I am not happy. You see Madness and I are apparently not good enough for anything but a dark match...you think after we were in the Tag Team title hunt just 2 months ago, we would at least be able to jerk a curtain, but no! We are mad, and our opponents will FEEL THE PAIN!

We see Madness enter frame with a piece of paper, and he doesn't look happy!

Madness: Rotten Los Hijos de puta! Pieza francesa de estiércol de vaca! Insane pene de toro mamón!

Reaver: I got TWO of those words. I'm doing better!

Madness: I am SO pissed off right now. The IWF is basically slapping us in the face with this match. Our oppenents SUCK worse then the United Envies!

Reaver: Can't say that anymore....

Madness: Whatever! Listen here, Louisa and Henria...Vamos a DESTORY usted! Vamos a golpear a usted tan mal que sus madres no saben quién eres! SOMOS XTREMELY COOL!

Reaver: He talks in Latin when he is mad.

Madness: Its SPAINISH!

Reaver: Sorry....To many chair shots to the head. If it wasn't for you, I would forget my name half the time. But I heard destroy or something like it so I'm with you. And then its Three, Two, One....HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Madness takes a deep breath, and seems to calm down....

Madness: Don't you mean one, two, three?

Reaver: Yeah you know what I'm talking about. I just beat them and lay on them while the ref does his job. He gets paid to be the smart guy, not me. I get paid to hurt them!

Madness: Que el Señor os ayude .... y me bendiga!

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