Michael Douglas Blames His Throat Cancer on Oral Sex

[Dolph'sZiggler]

http://health.usnews.com/health-new...-douglas-blames-his-throat-cancer-on-oral-sex


"Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus," Douglas, 68, told the British newspaper The Guardian. He added that he has had real success beating back the tumor with chemotherapy and, "with this kind of cancer, 95 percent of the time it doesn't come back."

 

[Laura]

So, basically, women are poisonous. Well. That's kind of cool, really.

 

[Swift]

It happens more often than you think. Both with males and females.

 

[Aids Johnson]

lol tell him to get the dicks out of his mouth next time.

 

[Irwin R. Schyster]

Read this the other day, how fucking embarrassing.

I WONDER WHO IT WAS

 

[catlady]

So women can give men cancer? What about men giving women cancer? I mean I can see how/why a man can get it... A woman's area is pretty open & likely has tons of bacteria. But what about a pene?

 

[Senhor Perfect]

So women can give men cancer? What about men giving women cancer? I mean I can see how/why a man can get it... A woman's area is pretty open & likely has tons of bacteria. But what about a pene?

Semen is protein enriched.........so I'm told :urm:

 

[seabs]

lol tell him to get the dicks out of his mouth next time.

This is the kind of shit Jonathan posts, you're better than that Johnson.

 

[Aids Johnson]

This is the kind of shit Jonathan posts, you're better than that Johnson.

:

 

[Testify]

What a gentleman.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

This is the kind of shit Jonathan posts, you're better than that Johnson.

Glad I'm not the only one that cringed at that awful post.

So women can give men cancer? What about men giving women cancer? I mean I can see how/why a man can get it... A woman's area is pretty open & likely has tons of bacteria. But what about a pene?

Go away.

 

[CM Punk]

So women can give men cancer? What about men giving women cancer? I mean I can see how/why a man can get it... A woman's area is pretty open & likely has tons of bacteria. But what about a pene?

I got cancer by reading this. #Thanks

 

[Irwin R. Schyster]

Apparently, a report came out this morning where he said that he never said that he got cancer from oral sex, and that he said it was ONE of the ways you can get throat cancer.

OH, MICHAEL, YOU ARE ONE OF THE GREATEST ACTORS EVER, BUT, WE ALL KNOW CATHERINE YELLED AT YOU AFTER HEARING WHAT YOU SAID SO YOU ARE TRYING TO SMOOTH IT OVER

 

[Farooq]

Damn women, this is why Im gay.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Damn women, this is why Im gay.

I thought Lady Deathbane was the reason you were gay.