Memberly Marriage Advice...

[acailler]

So I figure this could either be hilarious or end up badly...

I'm getting married this coming Sunday and feel like I need the worldly wisdom *ahem* of the WWEF members.

So...hit me with your advice, wisdom or comments!
:happy:

 

[Majour]

I'm not married, not do I ever really intend to be- so my advice would not be great. But congratulations, hope you have a great day!

 

[CM Punk]

Spoiler

 

[Ovaldinho]

give her a gift card to a rent-boys 4 hire service, I'm sure she'd appreciate that.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Put it in her butt.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

When people say there's going to have to be plenty of compromise, they're wrong. Only you will have to compromise.

Wedding rings change women, no matter how long you've been together.

Good luck and god speed.

 

[Aids Johnson]

When people say there's going to have to be plenty of compromise, they're wrong. Only you will have to compromise.

Wedding rings change women, no matter how long you've been together.

Good luck and god speed.

Explain to the grasshopper. I only know the sex myth part.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Explain to the grasshopper. I only know the sex myth part.

Tis not a myth young padawan.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Tis not a myth young padawan.

With a stud like you? It must be a fallacy.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

With a stud like you? It must be a fallacy.

 

[edge4ever]

be ready to ride a constant roller coaster