[MNM] Harrison: Needing a whippin from Raven since June 2009
The scene opens with Raven screaming and running up and down his Yonkers home in his silver and black PJ's, almost practically doing backflips. Turns out he found out that the IWF is back up again and he, for the third time, has been given a contract. Seems perfectly fine when your happy right? Only issue is that it is 1 am in the morning. After hearing all the racket, we see a disgruntled Roxxi stopping half way down the stairs, basically yelling at the insane man in her living room to stop.
Roxxi
What the hell Raven! I mean you've been practically depressed for the last 20 days since IWE closed down and Sparrow moved to Japan to wrestle in NJPW. I couldn't get you to do a thing. Not a damn thing. But now all of a sudden in the the middle of the bloody night you decide to jump up and down like a moron? What could possibly have happened?
Raven
Well Roxxi, if you must ask. One, I was depressed because I was soo very close to gaining back MY IWE Extreme Championship until the company folded like a house of cards in front of a fan, and two, I have a shot to not only win it back, but finally realize my world title aspirations, because the best possible thing that could have happened just did.
IWF just sent me an email. Apparently their old station and setup was given back to them after the internal conflicts were settled. Which means, I am back in the job baby! But wait, but wait, it gets even better...there is only one man you know I wanted to get my hands on since the beginning of last June, and that is Ryan Harrison. Turns out, after his little hiatus, he is back in the company...and my first match is against him!
There is a long awkward pause with Roxxi staring at Raven, while Raven is smirking at her panting in his excitedness. Roxxi slowly gets up and walks back upstairs. Raven folds his arms and counts to three in his head, as Roxxi jumps down the stairs and both of them begin screaming and yelling like Raven was a second ago.
Roxxi
That means...It's time to do it right Raven. We are going to be better than we were before, and we are going to take the IWF over by doing the right thing, right?
Raven
Hell to the no! If anything this news has made me even more angry at the world. The fans did nothing for me, they didn't pay our bills after IWE fell through. I did. They didn't bring IWF back, I did. So it's time we did this right in the way that I finally claim what is rightfully mine. The IWF World Heavyweight Championship! Fuck the fans, and screw anybody who wants to get in my way. This is the time we get this done right!
And the first step is in the triple threat match. See Ryan Harrison doesn't realize that I have been secretly causing less pain to my opponents just waiting for his return. I hate him with a passion. He cost me my MITB, and he didn't even bother to show for the IWE Extreme Title match. I'm going to show management that I mean serious business this time, whether it be Kash, or Curtis Hall, or whoever it is. IWE is going to see what exactly I can do when I practice it all over Harrison's face.
See what Harrison doesn't realize is the feud between us can't end. It won't end until I feel satisfied in my victories over him. I never cease with an opponent till I get bored with competing with them. I never get bored with Harrison because he pushes me to the limit, and he damn well knows I push him to his. He may try to forget me, he may try to ignore my existence, but it will be futile, because I am going to take him out. Sure he might forget during his time in the hospital being treated for severe cranial injuries, but trust me Harrison is in for a fight that he has not yet seen.
The only thing spoiling this moment is that there is another man who feels he can interrupt the greatness that is Jay Raven's return match. Some newbie punk named Andres de la Hoya. I don't know where this thug thinks his place is but I can tell you right now, it isn't in my domain of IWF. Don't worry, after facing me and realizing what happens when you get in the way of Raven when he is trying to get something he wants, he won't be returning.
Besides isn't De La Hoya the name of some MMA fighter who gets whooped every three minutes? Well now it will be the name of a wrestler who gets whooped by me. Sorry he has to be a casualty in my efforts to get at Harrison, but it will be his fault for not ripping up his contract and fleeing the country. Both Harrison and De la Hoya will see that I am not here to play games anymore. I am not here to love the fans. I am not here to kiss anyone's ass. I am only here to achieve what I rightfully deserve. It's time the entire IWF gets to remember the name Jay Raven because I am the HARDCORE ICON!!!!!
Jay says this last sentence with a passion and he and Roxxi begin jumping for excitement again before running out into the streets and screaming "IWF is back" in an obnoxious way, waking up all the neighbors, and creating quite the scene.
Roxxi
What the hell Raven! I mean you've been practically depressed for the last 20 days since IWE closed down and Sparrow moved to Japan to wrestle in NJPW. I couldn't get you to do a thing. Not a damn thing. But now all of a sudden in the the middle of the bloody night you decide to jump up and down like a moron? What could possibly have happened?
Raven
Well Roxxi, if you must ask. One, I was depressed because I was soo very close to gaining back MY IWE Extreme Championship until the company folded like a house of cards in front of a fan, and two, I have a shot to not only win it back, but finally realize my world title aspirations, because the best possible thing that could have happened just did.
IWF just sent me an email. Apparently their old station and setup was given back to them after the internal conflicts were settled. Which means, I am back in the job baby! But wait, but wait, it gets even better...there is only one man you know I wanted to get my hands on since the beginning of last June, and that is Ryan Harrison. Turns out, after his little hiatus, he is back in the company...and my first match is against him!
There is a long awkward pause with Roxxi staring at Raven, while Raven is smirking at her panting in his excitedness. Roxxi slowly gets up and walks back upstairs. Raven folds his arms and counts to three in his head, as Roxxi jumps down the stairs and both of them begin screaming and yelling like Raven was a second ago.
Roxxi
That means...It's time to do it right Raven. We are going to be better than we were before, and we are going to take the IWF over by doing the right thing, right?
Raven
Hell to the no! If anything this news has made me even more angry at the world. The fans did nothing for me, they didn't pay our bills after IWE fell through. I did. They didn't bring IWF back, I did. So it's time we did this right in the way that I finally claim what is rightfully mine. The IWF World Heavyweight Championship! Fuck the fans, and screw anybody who wants to get in my way. This is the time we get this done right!
And the first step is in the triple threat match. See Ryan Harrison doesn't realize that I have been secretly causing less pain to my opponents just waiting for his return. I hate him with a passion. He cost me my MITB, and he didn't even bother to show for the IWE Extreme Title match. I'm going to show management that I mean serious business this time, whether it be Kash, or Curtis Hall, or whoever it is. IWE is going to see what exactly I can do when I practice it all over Harrison's face.
See what Harrison doesn't realize is the feud between us can't end. It won't end until I feel satisfied in my victories over him. I never cease with an opponent till I get bored with competing with them. I never get bored with Harrison because he pushes me to the limit, and he damn well knows I push him to his. He may try to forget me, he may try to ignore my existence, but it will be futile, because I am going to take him out. Sure he might forget during his time in the hospital being treated for severe cranial injuries, but trust me Harrison is in for a fight that he has not yet seen.
The only thing spoiling this moment is that there is another man who feels he can interrupt the greatness that is Jay Raven's return match. Some newbie punk named Andres de la Hoya. I don't know where this thug thinks his place is but I can tell you right now, it isn't in my domain of IWF. Don't worry, after facing me and realizing what happens when you get in the way of Raven when he is trying to get something he wants, he won't be returning.
Besides isn't De La Hoya the name of some MMA fighter who gets whooped every three minutes? Well now it will be the name of a wrestler who gets whooped by me. Sorry he has to be a casualty in my efforts to get at Harrison, but it will be his fault for not ripping up his contract and fleeing the country. Both Harrison and De la Hoya will see that I am not here to play games anymore. I am not here to love the fans. I am not here to kiss anyone's ass. I am only here to achieve what I rightfully deserve. It's time the entire IWF gets to remember the name Jay Raven because I am the HARDCORE ICON!!!!!
Jay says this last sentence with a passion and he and Roxxi begin jumping for excitement again before running out into the streets and screaming "IWF is back" in an obnoxious way, waking up all the neighbors, and creating quite the scene.