My MFer's have always loved Matt Facts--so I'm gonna list them occasionally as they come to me. Enjoy!
Matt is not fond of appendix that rupture
Matt secretly loves to be challenged
Matt is infatuated with storytelling
Matt is rapidly building a large scar collection
Matt is not afraid to eat alone in public
Matt is a huge fan of honest communication
Matt has big heat with broken hairs
Matt loves to read comments about his blogs
Matt always moves onward and upward
Matt is not a fan of triangles
Matt feels rotten if he doesn't do cardio
Matt occasionally drinks Green tea
Matt is a eight time world tag team champion
Matt never stretches as much as he should
Matt often desires lobster
Matt is a master of recalculation
Matt sleeps wearing only socks
Matt tans wearing only a sock
Matt always pays cash for big purchases
Matt is an occasional fan of roughage
Matt desperately needs a housekeeper
Matt marks out for heated car seats
Matt is not very high on flip-floppers
Matt always leaves voicemails
Matt hates when people call and don't leave voicemails
Matt appreciates Panera Bread's free Wi Fi
Matt prefers boxers to briefs
Matt sometimes like to enjoy a margarita
Matt never gets enough sleep due to his schedule
Matt's typical bedtime is 3 a.m.
Matt ideally likes to wake up at noon
Matt keeps his checkbook balanced
Matt rarely uses turn signals
Matt admires the soft faces of females
Matt loathes having to get up early
Matt is not afraid to pass on double yellow lines
Matt has a heated toilet seat
Matt gets extremely annoyed with dial up connections
Matt prefers dogs to cats
Matt always returns text messages... eventually
Matt hates tabulating receipts at tax time
Matt says what he means, and means what he says
Matt occasionally craves Unagi
Matt lives for meaningful quotes
Matt usually exceeds the speed limit
Matt had a 100 average in Geometry
Matt's guilty pleasure is cheesecake
Matt's favorite season is summer
Matt is a big fan of Jamba Juice
Matt loves to make illegal driving maneuvers
Matt's favorite salsa is served in Chevys
Matt always sees the glass half full, not half empty
Matt throughly enjoys wheatgrass
Matt's fingernails grow very rapidly
Matt understands why people say MySpace is addictive
Matt has had 7 speeding tickets
Matt has gotten out of over 40 speeding tickets
Matt's favorite college sports team is UNC
Matt prefers window seating when flying
Matt is not a fan of reconstructive knee surgeries
Matt digs Mongolian BBQ's
Matt constantly sports fitted hats
Matt hates not being able to be in control
Matt has wrestled on every continent except Antarctica
Matt loves the scents of candles
Matt's favorite number is seven
Matt currently has more dreams than memories
Matt has a fondness for crosses
Matt prefers Diet Pepsi over Diet Coke
Matt always orders his steak cooked medium
Matt is a fan of Pad Thai
Matt is fond of communicating via text messaging
Matt absolutely despises stress
Matt strongly dislikes mustard
Matt has never hung the phone up during a conversation
Matt hates when people stand still on people movers in airports
