Mainstream87 said:
What is everyone's match of the year thus far?
I was forced to attend a get-together recently with people from work. I love all of the people at my work, they like to sing together and make each other little notes of appreciation. I never get a note, but that day I got a note. It was more of a reminder and didn't really make me feel appreciated at all: "Parties tomorrow, don't be a dick." It was from Dave. Dave and I have this love-hate relationship. It's kind of like that part in Star Wars where Han Solo has his hand chopped off, except we're not related and he's more like R2D2.
The get-together was for Kate's birthday. You see, Kate is the secretary that works downstairs. She got employee of the month once. It was between her and the mentally handicapped intern that started the month before. The mentally handicapped intern does more work, but Kate has bigger tits.
Well anyway, when the cake was brought out and it was time to light the candles, Dave really wanted to show her how much he cared and volunteered to light them himself. Dave's pretty clumsy though, and dropped the match onto the table-cloth.
Unfortunately it was pretty flammable and since someone decided to invite the intern, he almost got set alight but had super-reflexes like those stories of blind people with really good hearing.
Dave was suspended that day. I liked that match.