Man prints fake obituary of own mom to get day off work

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A 45-year-old Pennsylvania man has been charged with a crime after publishing a fake obituary of his own mother in order to get time off work.
It sounds like the sort of unfeeling stunt worthy of "Seinfeld" character George Costanza, but Scott Bennett has been charged with disorderly conduct after sending in the fake obituary to the Jeffersonian Democrat newspaper, which then ran the story. Democrat editor Randy Bartley said the obituary was accepted in good faith, even though his staff had been unable to confirm the funeral arrangement details as of press time.


And to paraphrase the famous Mark Twain line, reports of the woman's death were greatly exaggerated.
Bennet's mother was, indeed, the whistleblower in the case, placing a series of calls to Bartley and Democrat staffers, insisting she was in fact still alive.


But like any good journalism outlet, the Jeffersonian Democrat needed more facts. So Ms. Bennett showed up to the paper in person to prove her existence. Bartley said that, all things considered, she was "very understanding" about her own falsely reported death.

Police Chief Ken Dworek says Bennett wrote up the memorial notice because he didn't want to get fired for taking time off.
 

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Uh, whaaattt?

If he simply didn't like his job and wanted time off to relieve stress, I don't know, it would've been better to leave his job and do something he wants to do. Also, go root a chick, that's a great way to relieve stress. But if he jus wanted time off for personal reasons, he should've just asked and seen if they were understanding. Didn't need to fake your mum's death. And if you had to, could've told her about it anyway.
 

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He went to incredible lengths just to get the day off, I like that he didn't just tell them that his mum died but went the extra mile and put the obituary in the paper. Still I am sure he could have come up with a better reason to ask for the day off or he could have just left his job if he didn't like it that much and could find a new job elsewhere.