Major *Spoiler* For Tonight's TNA Impact Taping

[get_brunk]

Heavenmania

I don't know if this has been done before on the old board or not, but, in thinking for some previous posts, watching Mr. Perfect's WWE HOF announcement, and the recent news of Mike Awesome's passing, I got to thinking how many stars/great wrestlers of the past are now deceased.

So, not trying to get into a religious debate about the afterlife, I decided to think about a wrestling card that could be made from stars that have moved into another world. What would your card look like? (I went with a standard PPV format and kept it to 7 matches. Not that there couldn't be 40 matches or whatever, but, just in the interest of time/space/logistics, I kept it to 7 matches. I also envisioned each wrestler in their prime, not necessarily at the height of popularity/notoriety.)

ME - Lou Thesz vs. Curt Hennig

Three Way Dance
Russ Haas vs. Owen Hart vs. Chris Candido

Hardcore Match
Bruiser Brody vs. Terry Gordy

Chris Adams & Davey Boy Smith vs. Eddie Guerrero & Brian Pillman

Iron Man Match
Rick Rude vs. Eddie Gilbert

Dick Murdoch vs. Bam Bam Bigelow

Andre The Giant & Big John Studd vs. Earthquake & Yokozuna


Your supercard?

 

[Wrestling Station]

Owen Hart vs Eddie Guerrero (steel cage)

Yokozuna vs Andre The Giant (Last man standing)

Curt Hennig vs British Bulldog (Ladder Match)

Bam Bam Bigelow vs Brian Pillman vs Big John Stud (Triple Threat Match)

Mike Awesome vs Junkydog (No Holds Barred)

Rick Rude vs Dick Murdoch (I Quit match)

Eddie Gilbert vs Russ Hass(Iron Man Match)

 

[Doctor_Steel]

A ladder match between Eddie Guerrero and Owen Hart, coupled with a Last Man Standing epic pitting Mike Awesome and Bam Bam Bigelow against each other would rule the upper card, no matter the main event.

Or could a 2/3 falls Last Man Standing be simply a severe case of overkill? Youd have to keep the other guy down for a ten count twice.....

 

[Dale]

Steve "Sting" Borden is backstage at today's TNA "iMPACT! taping in Fayetteville, North Carolina. However, it is not known what his role at the event will be.

It was reported earlier today that Borden had re-signed with the organization.

Borden last appeared for TNA Wrestling in October.

REAL MAJOR

 

[SAIYANS]

Sting does this shit every year and gets a raise with even more limited dates. :

 

[PHX]

Just go to WWE already cause this whole being the Taker of TNA stuff is old.

 

[SAIYANS]

Doesn't get old for his wallet

 

[Phenomenal1]

OH MY GAWD! SHOCKER OF THE YEAR!!! THIS IS EVEN MORE SHOCKING THAN THE ROCK RETURNING TO HOST MANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!! I'M MARKING OUT MATT STRIKER STYLE BRO!!! side

 

[SAIYANS]

WZ says TNA will have Sting win the title tonight and that was part of his negotiations.

 

[PHX]

: Sting is just flatout wanting to get his. I guess screw wanting to put over the young guys like his character once portrayed.

 

[SAIYANS]

He may have wanted the streak as well if he did talk to WWE, since he held out for the world title in TNA :


Vince: How would you feel about making a mil, working WM, and getting a HOF spot?
Sting: I like it. Who do you want me to work with?
Vince: Marc
Sting: Taker?
Vince: Yes, I want you to main event with Taker
Sting: Ok, but I want to go over
Vince: I know you haven't work here before, but don't you know about the streak?
Sting: Yeah, I want to get the first win against Taker in my debut match:
Vince: (Hangs up phone)
Sting: Hello! Anyone there?
Vince: (sets phone to ignore)
Sting: (calls Dixie) I just got an offer from WWE so I need a raise, lesser dates, and a title run.
Dixie: Would you like a blowjob too?
Sting: No thanks
Dixie: See you at Live Impact
HHH and Taker (hear the news and laugh their asses off before planning the WM27 main event)