So I had to go kill the Jabberwock the other day. But Dru told me she would do it. So I gave her my vorpal blade and she promised to make it go snicker snack.
Well, I found out today Dru lied to me. She didn't kill the Jabberwock. She only killed a Bandersnatch.
So I confronted her in front of the other pets. I told her that killing a Bandersnatch was nothing. Hell, even Buffy, our timid collie has killed a Bandersnatch.
Well, Buffy sunk her head down and told us "Well, actually it was just a mome rath. And I really didn't kill it. I just stepped on it."
A frabjous day it wasn't. Callooh fucking callay.
Lying pets.
Well, I found out today Dru lied to me. She didn't kill the Jabberwock. She only killed a Bandersnatch.
So I confronted her in front of the other pets. I told her that killing a Bandersnatch was nothing. Hell, even Buffy, our timid collie has killed a Bandersnatch.
Well, Buffy sunk her head down and told us "Well, actually it was just a mome rath. And I really didn't kill it. I just stepped on it."
A frabjous day it wasn't. Callooh fucking callay.
Lying pets.
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