*We see Luis in the bathroom as he prepares for his match*
Luis Alvarado: Just gonna freshen up a bit, nobody likes a smelly beaut.
*Luis turns on the shower and hops in*
Luis Alvarado: Ouch! caliente! hot,hot,hot!! It's like Fire!
*Luis quickly turns the water to a more bearable temperature*
Luis Alvarado: That burned, but you know what else burns?
*Luis turns to the camera as everything around him fades to black*
Luis Alvarado: Memories of one Chris Young; those ugly, ugly memories.
*Luis starts taking steps through the blackness*
Luis Alvarado: For some reason he keeps crossing into my path. Maybe I have that allure to me, maybe he's a bit of a dandy but not the good kind.
*Luis pulls a chair out of the blackness and takes a seat*
Luis Alvarado: Or maybe, just maybe. He wants to be me!
*Luis starts stroking his chin*
Luis Alvarado: Yes it all makes perfect sense now but granted who doesn't want to be me. Does he even have good looks? Hey, camera man! Do you have a picture of Snore I mean Senor Young? My memory isn't what it used to be
*The camera man pulls out a framed picture of Chris Young from his pocket*
Luis Alvarado: Why is it framed?
*The camera man shrugs*
Luis Alvarado: Anyway, let me look at this man's mug because I've seemed to have forgotten what he looks like.
*Luis puts on his looking-at-gross-people glasses and looks at the picture*
Luis Alvarado: This isn't Chris Young.
*Luis looks at the camera man*
Luis Alvarado: Camera man I said I picture of Chris Young!
Camera Man: But that is Chris Young.
Luis Alvarado: Are you sure? Camera man give me a picture of Chris Young from this time last year.
*The camera man hands Luis another picture*
Luis Alvarado: Thank you.
*Luis looks down at the old Chris Young*
Luis Alvarado: Oh god.
*Luis starts to dry heave*
Luis Alvarado: I need a trash can or something, get me out of this blackness!!
*Everything fades back in, Luis run towards the toilet and vomits inside it*
Luis Alvarado: Oh my, yep that's Chris Young all right but how are these 2 the same men?
*Sometime passes as the camera man explains how both of the pictures are the same guy*
Luis Alvarado: Wow, that's some pretty heavy plastic surgery. Or some very clean living.
*Luis gives the camera man his pictures of Chris Young but he won't take the old one back*
Luis Alvarado: Please take it back.
Camera Man: No, it's hideous. It looks like a used mule, you keep it.
Luis Alvarado: Why would I want a picture of a man who looks like he's constantly being uppercut by god and I've already puked enough today, so please take it from my sight.
*They both start fighting and arguing over the picture, to try and get Luis to back down the Camera Man pulls out a lighter to try and stave off Luis but he accidentally burns the picture*
Luis Alvarado: Mierda!
*Luis drops the picture as it slowly begins to burn into ash*
Luis Alvarado: Hey Camera guy! Zoom in on that and use it as a metaphor for me beating Chris Young.
*The Camera Guy zooms in on the smoldering picture as the screen fades out*
Vanessa York: Hey, what's going on in here.
Luis Alvarado: Just gonna freshen up a bit, nobody likes a smelly beaut.
*Luis turns on the shower and hops in*
Luis Alvarado: Ouch! caliente! hot,hot,hot!! It's like Fire!
*Luis quickly turns the water to a more bearable temperature*
Luis Alvarado: That burned, but you know what else burns?
*Luis turns to the camera as everything around him fades to black*
Luis Alvarado: Memories of one Chris Young; those ugly, ugly memories.
*Luis starts taking steps through the blackness*
Luis Alvarado: For some reason he keeps crossing into my path. Maybe I have that allure to me, maybe he's a bit of a dandy but not the good kind.
*Luis pulls a chair out of the blackness and takes a seat*
Luis Alvarado: Or maybe, just maybe. He wants to be me!
*Luis starts stroking his chin*
Luis Alvarado: Yes it all makes perfect sense now but granted who doesn't want to be me. Does he even have good looks? Hey, camera man! Do you have a picture of Snore I mean Senor Young? My memory isn't what it used to be
*The camera man pulls out a framed picture of Chris Young from his pocket*
Luis Alvarado: Why is it framed?
*The camera man shrugs*
Luis Alvarado: Anyway, let me look at this man's mug because I've seemed to have forgotten what he looks like.
*Luis puts on his looking-at-gross-people glasses and looks at the picture*
Luis Alvarado: This isn't Chris Young.
*Luis looks at the camera man*
Luis Alvarado: Camera man I said I picture of Chris Young!
Camera Man: But that is Chris Young.
Luis Alvarado: Are you sure? Camera man give me a picture of Chris Young from this time last year.
*The camera man hands Luis another picture*
Luis Alvarado: Thank you.
*Luis looks down at the old Chris Young*
Luis Alvarado: Oh god.
*Luis starts to dry heave*
Luis Alvarado: I need a trash can or something, get me out of this blackness!!
*Everything fades back in, Luis run towards the toilet and vomits inside it*
Luis Alvarado: Oh my, yep that's Chris Young all right but how are these 2 the same men?
*Sometime passes as the camera man explains how both of the pictures are the same guy*
Luis Alvarado: Wow, that's some pretty heavy plastic surgery. Or some very clean living.
*Luis gives the camera man his pictures of Chris Young but he won't take the old one back*
Luis Alvarado: Please take it back.
Camera Man: No, it's hideous. It looks like a used mule, you keep it.
Luis Alvarado: Why would I want a picture of a man who looks like he's constantly being uppercut by god and I've already puked enough today, so please take it from my sight.
*They both start fighting and arguing over the picture, to try and get Luis to back down the Camera Man pulls out a lighter to try and stave off Luis but he accidentally burns the picture*
Luis Alvarado: Mierda!
*Luis drops the picture as it slowly begins to burn into ash*
Luis Alvarado: Hey Camera guy! Zoom in on that and use it as a metaphor for me beating Chris Young.
*The Camera Guy zooms in on the smoldering picture as the screen fades out*
Vanessa York: Hey, what's going on in here.
