The Cakeverse [WS Wrestling Sim Project]

[Canadian Dragon]

and a clean prediction sheet

 

[Hidden Blaze]

That Branson fella sure is handsome!

 

[CakeWalker]

Predictor ​	Score​
Jeff​	4/4​
Jimmy​	3/4​
Spider​	3/4​
Dubble J​	3/4​
Looch​	2/4​
Fourth​	2/4​
Brody​	2/4​
Blaine​	1/4​

- Jeff you can pick your opponent for the next episode [can not be either of the winning tag team members or staff members]. Inbox it to me rather than share it in here though. ​

 

[CakeWalker]

Episode Two Preview

Lucha Scramble

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[All five wrestlers will make their in-ring debut, and will surely want to make a good first impression.]

Tag Team Match

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[The winning team, will face each other in a future singles match - with the winner earning a place in the future Lucha World Championship match]

Main Event

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[Geoffnelius won the Lucha Scramble last week to earn himself a spot in tonight's main-event. A random fan on Twitter called Jeff Valley Driver, won a competition and selected Troy Castor's to be the second person in this match. The winner will earn a slot in the future Lucha World Championship match]

[Predictions can be made once again - and I will consider tallying prediction over a number event for a bonus winner.]​

 

[Canadian Dragon]

Episode Two Preview

Lucha Scramble

[All five wrestlers will make their in-ring debut, and will surely want to make a good first impression.]

Tag Team Match

[The winning team, will face each other in a future singles match - with the winner earning a place in the future Lucha World Championship match]

Main Event

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predictions

 

[Jimmy King]

Scramble: Big Smoky
Tag team match: Sharktango
Main event: Geoffnelius

 

[Roy Mustang]

Lucha scramble: Rudo Jim
Tag team match: Sharkando and Mustango
Main event: Troy Castor

 

[Spider DKR]

Scramble: Awful Anna
Tag Match: Moosik and Borg
Main Event: Geoffnelius

 

[Sky]

Rudo Jim
Sharknado and Mustang
Geoffnelius

 

[Brody]

Lucha Scramble: Old Dragon Castor
Tag Team Match: Sharktango
Main Event: Troy Castor

 

[The ScapeDubb]

Scramble: Big Smokey
Tag: Moosik and Borg
Main: Geoffnelius

 

[CakeWalker]

“WHERE DUCKS FLY TOGETHER”
Episode Two [Anaheim Convention Center, Anaheim, California]




Lucha Underground x Wrestling Smarks second episode of their return would see the promotion travel just three miles down the road from Fullerton coming live from Anaheim the home of the Mighty Ducks. One thing that was noticeable was that a large majority of people who had been present at The Titan Gym were also in the Convention Center tonight, plus a few extra faces that had clearly heard of the good things that had taken place last week. In a similar fashion to last week, we would cut to Beef Chops and Hip Daddy Gip with the unusual pairing sitting at the commentary table welcoming the broadcast audience to the show. Beef Chops was wearing a red and white tracksuit, whilst Hip Daddy Gip was donning the finest drip that money could buy and was looking very pleased with himself.

+ Beef Chops +
“Quack Quack Quack.”

+ Hip Daddy Gip +
“Seriously you old geezer, do I have to find your old person pills to shut you up.

+ Beef Chops +
“You don’t understand what I am referring to? This is an iconic movie?”

+ Hip Daddy Gip +
“The only movies that are worth watching are the ones that I am an active participant in, if you catch my drift?”

+ Beef Chops +
“I have no idea and I don’t think anyone at home does either. I was of course referring to the fact that we are coming out of Anaheim tonight, the home of the Mighty Ducks. And one thing I know for certain is, we need someone like Coach Bombay to be calling shots. I don’t trust Mister Spyda at all.”

+ Hip Daddy Gip +
“Of course someone who relies on blue chew, doesn’t recognize a wrestling stud. Talking of studs, tonight's main-event will see another stud known as Troy Castor beat all of the bananas out of that chimp Geoffnelius. Up first though, we have a Lucha Scramble match featuring five wrestlers that will all be making their Lucha Underground debuts.
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Lucha Scramble

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Summary
- Just like the match the previous week, this Lucha Scramble match was equally as chaotic and it would begin with Old Dragon Castor being recognised as a major threat and would find himself on the receiving end of a four on one assault before being hoisted up and toss over the rope and down onto the concrete floor with a thud that could be heard all the way back in the cheap seats. Fellow Welshman Beef Chops would show care for Castor, with it being known that the two men had never shared much common ground during their extensive careers.

- Old Dragon Castor would eventually make his way back to the ring and knowing he couldn’t be disqualified would push the timekeeper over before grabbing the steel chair and sliding in the ring. He would proceed to administer medicine in the form of a shot to the head of everyone in the ring, before pulling Big Smoky up and wiping him out with Inferno (Chokeslam). Rather than go for the cover though, Old Dragon Castor would taunt the fans by sticking up his middle finger at various members of the audience whilst mouthing off obscenities.

- Awful Anna had managed to clear the ring so it was just herself and Solidus Ocean left and had sent her foe down hard to the canvas with Bitch Perfect (Angle Slam), but before she could follow it up the eldest nephew of Old Dragon Castor - Hamburg would slide into the and nail Awful Anna with Sour Kraut (Spinning Roundhouse Kick) that would prevent Anna from capitalising, whilst a team of officials would emerge from the back and force Hamburg Castor backstage.

- The match would end with Big Smoky catching Rudo Jim off guard with a well placed uppercut before picking up his younger opponent and nailing him with BS Slam (Powerslam) before folding his opponent over to claim the pin victory.

Winner: Big Smoky

- Smoky would look very pleased with himself, with Solidus Ocean looking the most frustrated out of the rest of the competitors that had been involved in the opening contest.
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Saint Diego would be standing backstage with an annoyed look across his brow and would cut a backstage promo. Last week, he had been involved in a tag-team match against Sharknado and Mustango after his partner had been pinned by Hyzenn Borg.

+ Saint Diego +
“Last week I teamed up with an absolute clown and I was made to look like a fool, as I was forced to end my debut by losing to a pair of sad acts without having a chance to actually win the match on my own terms. Being openly honest I am not going to be happy until I have a chance to wrap my hand around El Brody’s neck and throttle the life out of his lifeless body and if Mister Spyda has any sense, he will book the match and make it happen. Now!”
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Backstage Geoffnelius, who had won the Lucha Scramble last week and was set to face Troy Castor later on tonight for the right to take part in the future Lucha Underground Championship would be joined by a debuting Genghis Eireann, with the giant of a man taking a microphone and seemingly being the mouthpiece for the primate from the International Space Station.

+ Genghis Eireann +
“Monkey Man fly! Monkey man wins! Monkey man crush! Genghis Eireann stops all Castor Family from coming to ring. ROOOOAR!”

Geoffnelius just bows before walking off, as he is followed by the gigantic Eireann who has somehow become the manager for the highest function primate in the history of the world.
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Tag Team Match

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Summary
- Both teams had claimed a victory last week, but knew that a victory this week would pit themselves against each other for a place in the future Lucha Underground Championship match. Despite this fact, both teams would start strong and both show all of the positives of their respective unions from last week’s show.

- Jake Moosick would show his true power and zero sympathy attitude as he would proceed to rip the shirt off Mustango’s chest before nailing him with multiple open hand slaps in a row that would leave the Brit’s chest looking red and guaranteed of being blistered if it continued to be exposed to the open air.

- Mustango would feature in next memorable spot of the match, as he would leap off the turnbuckle onto the ring ropes and springboard off them only to wipe Hyzenn Borg out with a hurricanrana and before Borg could even react Mustango would nail him with a Penalty Kick before running around the ring like a soccer player that had just won a penalty shootout in the world cup final.

- Sharknado would call Mustango into the ring as the pair would take hold of Hyzenn Borg and in perfect tandem lifting up their opponent with the intent of hitting double suplex. However, Borg would manage to catch his feet underneath the top rope and pull himself out of danger that would result in Mustango and Sharknado clashing heads and looking wobbly on their feet. Borg would be explosive and would springboard off the ropes and nail Mustango with a perfectly vertical dropkick, before being quick to tag in Jake Moosick. Jake would be quick to enter the ring and force Sharknado up only to slug him down to the canvas with the J-Bomb (Powerbomb) to claim the victory.

Winners: Hyzenn Borg & Jake Moosick

- Borg and Moosick would have an intense staredown following the contest, but wouldn’t resort to fighting each other. Hip Daddy Gip would confirm that these two men would be set to face each other on next week’s show and it had been confirmed that it would open episode three.
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We cut backstage to German native, now residing in New Munich, Minnesota Iced Looch who made his debut in last week’s scramble match.

+ Iced Looch +
“Last week sucked. Last week really sucked. There is nothing worse than giving a bad first impression of yourself and the fact that I got pinned by a bipedal chimp - that is just embarrassing. That is an ice cold insult to my confidence. I make this vow for all my fans. I will do better. I will become the best version of myself….”

Out of nowhere the Chosen Few (40 Double Dee & James Hater) would blindside Iced Looch and throw him into the back wall and proceed to stamp down hard on Looch in beating from nowhere before running away before backstage security could break up the fight.
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Main Event

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Summary
- The match began in a very disrespectful manner. Geoffnelius would offer Troy his hand as sign of respect, only for the Troy to flip Geoffneliius the middle finger before slapping his opponent across the face with a pimp slap whilst Castor was still wearing ring on his finger and because the match hadn’t officially started there was nothing illegal about this cheap shot.

- Geoffnelius though would seem to gain some motivation from the cheap attack and would connect with a combo of punches to Castor’s stomach with the intention of winding him before connecting with the Banana Kick (Pele Kick) to drop Castor to the floor.
- Troy Castor would be quick to offer a response though and after grabbing his foe’s ear and pulling them as if he was trying to literally rip them off he would then proceed to flip Geoffnelius over and pummelled him down hard with a Pumphandle Slam.

- Troy would call towards the back and would quickly be joined by his twin brother Duke Castor who would come out from the back. Footage would then cut backstage to show Geoffnelius’ ally Genghis Eireann being brutally assaulted by Old Dragon Castor, Hamburg Castor and Kid Bino Castor with Troy’s family very much giving him a tactical advantage.

- The match referee though would show no interest in allowing Duke to get involved in the contest and be quick to prevent him from getting involved. Troy Castor would then grab a steel chain from his personal items and charge at his opponent only to be blindsided with a Discus Lariat that would leave Castor on his back. Geoffnelius would then shriek at the official before clambering up onto the turnbuckle and launching off with Zero Gravity (Shooting Star Press) to claim the victory and book himself in the future title match alongside the only other confirmed entrant, Branson Peach.

Winner: Geoffnelius ​

 

[CakeWalker]

Episode Two Results
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Predictor​	Score​
Dubble J​	3/3​
Jimmy​	2/3​
Spider​	2/3​
Jeff​	1/3​
Sky​	1/3​
Brody​	0/3​
Roy Mustang​	0/3​

- @Dubble J you can pick an opponent to face Big Smoky on Episode Three - it can't be anyone who has featured in either main-event or be Jake Moosick or Hyzenn Borg. If you can inbox me your choice.​

 

[The Gipper]

Sharknado doesn’t take pins, what is this? Sharknado has creative control, he always goes over.

 

[CakeWalker]

Sharknado doesn’t take pins, what is this? Sharknado has creative control, he always goes over.

all complaints to Mr. Wheel Of Names