The Cakeverse [WS Wrestling Sim Project]

[Comrade Khan]

WAR SHURI!

 

[CakeWalker]

Dee Funksion from French Canada & Moe B. Dick from the Rhino Valley Germany both won a competition online to take part in an interactive drawing of numbers for the ‘International Championship Joker’s Wild Tournament’. The draw for the first round is shown below, with matchups for the second round to be determined by a future draw. The first four matches will take place on Episode #7 & the second four will take place on Episode #8.

You can make predictions ahead of time. The person/s who get the most overall picks for the entire tournament, will win the prize of future Lucha Underground Championship Match for one of their assigned wrestlers or adding a third wrestler to the roster.

MATCH ONE
Sanji Chrisuzuki & Gamestop Bandit
vs.
Duke Castor & Tarantula

MATCH TWO
Kid Bino Castor & Boogie Knights
vs.
Rooty Tooty Booty & Shuriken Omega

MATCH THREE
Anarchis & Soldius Ocean
vs.
Atlanta Castor & Guerrero Oscuro

MATCH FOUR
Hamburg Castor & El Brody
vs.
OJ Wiseman & Senor Marc

MATCH FIVE
Boggs Ocean & Dirty DK
vs.
Saint Diego & Ice Looch

MATCH SIX
Reina del Impacto & Hyzenn Borg
vs.
Mustango & Salitre Unicorn

MATCH SEVEN
Rancid Jay & Sharknado
vs.
Awful Anna & Old Dragon Castor

MATCH EIGHT
Troy Castor & James Hater
vs.
Rudo Jim & Davey Cheeseman​

 

[Storm Trooper]

Dee Funksion from French Canada & Moe B. Dick from the Rhino Valley Germany both won a competition online to take part in an interactive drawing of numbers for the ‘International Championship Joker’s Wild Tournament’. The draw for the first round is shown below, with matchups for the second round to be determined by a future draw. The first four matches will take place on Episode #7 & the second four will take place on Episode #8.

You can make predictions ahead of time. The person/s who get the most overall picks for the entire tournament, will win the prize of future Lucha Underground Championship Match for one of their assigned wrestlers or adding a third wrestler to the roster.

MATCH ONE
Sanji Chrisuzuki & Gamestop Bandit

MATCH TWO
Rooty Tooty Booty & Shuriken Omega

MATCH THREE
Anarchis & Soldius Ocean

MATCH FOUR
OJ Wiseman & Senor Marc

MATCH FIVE
Saint Diego & Ice Looch

MATCH SIX
Reina del Impacto & Hyzenn Borg

MATCH SEVEN
Rancid Jay & Sharknado

MATCH EIGHT
Rudo Jim & Davey Cheeseman​

I have underlined my predictions for the tourney.

 

[CakeWalker]

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[Comrade Khan]

MATCH ONE
Sanji Chrisuzuki & Gamestop Bandit
vs.
Duke Castor & Tarantula

MATCH TWO
Kid Bino Castor & Boogie Knights
vs.
Rooty Tooty Booty & Shuriken Omega

MATCH THREE
Anarchis & Soldius Ocean
vs.
Atlanta Castor & Guerrero Oscuro

MATCH FOUR
Hamburg Castor & El Brody
vs.
OJ Wiseman & Senor Marc

MATCH FIVE
Boggs Ocean & Dirty DK
vs.
Saint Diego & Ice Looch

MATCH SIX
Reina del Impacto & Hyzenn Borg
vs.
Mustango & Salitre Unicorn

MATCH SEVEN
Rancid Jay & Sharknado
vs.
Awful Anna & Old Dragon Castor

MATCH EIGHT
Troy Castor & James Hater
vs.
Rudo Jim & Davey Cheeseman​

 

[CakeWalker]

“KICKSTART”
Episode Seven [Coussoulis Arena, Bernardino, California]




The second show in the block of three coming out of Coussoulis Arena would see the first four matches in the first round of the ‘International Championship Joker’s Wild Tournament’ take place. All the teams involved knew they only had to win three matches to book themselves a spot in the Ladder Match at Aztec Warfare. The tension between Hip Daddy Gip and Beef Chops could still be felt during their commentary and sooner or later their rivalry at the table was going to spill out into the ring. This was perhaps why Roy Bookerman had been made part of the commentary team for the duration of the tournament with an active wrestler taking on an unexpected role of peacekeeper.

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Joker's Wild - 1st Round Match

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Summary
- The match would start strong with Duke Castor intent on getting himself into the International Championship match, although it was clear from the offer that he seemed to have little to no respect for his tag partner. Duke would go with the big weapons early and lock to decapitate Bandit with a well timed Superkick.

- Tarantula would slap himself in, much to annoyance of Castor would go after the now legal man of Sanji Chrisuzuki and would also look to claim the victory by connecting with the Parker Spray (Reverse STO) and potentially would have got the win, but Duke seemed to take offence to this and would end up breaking the pin up with his ego seeming to get the better of him.

- Sanji Chrisuzuki would do his best to get himself and Bandit back into the fight and with the help of his partner pulling Castor down off ring apron, the Japanese veteran would lift up Tarantula and drop him on his head and ruin his fashionable hairstyle with a brutal Brainbuster.

- The match would come to an end with Duke Castor and Chrisuzki battling out at ringside, with Gamestop Bandit and Tarantula the legal men. The match would end with another member of the Castor Family, Atlanta jumping on the ring apron and distracting the referee, allowing Tarantula to kick Bandit in the balls before wiping him out with the Venomplex (T-Bone Suplex) to pick up the W and advance to the next round.

Winners: Tarantula & Duke Castor

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Joker's Wild - 1st Round Match

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Summary
- The person who had the most pressure on them was Kid Bino Castor, with the Castor Family very much looking to turn their fortunes around and establish themselves as ‘the most important faction’ in Lucha Underground. For the other three, they were still yet to make a hard impression of themselves and so had a lot more wiggle room to work with.

- Shuriken Omega would make it clear from the get go that she was targeting Kid Bino and it was suggested by Hip Daddy Gip that perhaps Shuri was looking to become a trophy hunter and claiming a win over a Castor Family member would be a great way to achieve it and would wipe the youngest member of the family would with a Discus Lariat. Kid Bino would however not shy away from the fight and want to offer some recourse for the early attacks and would cut Omega’s leg from under her drop her knees and give him reach and striking with Kid Shock (Right-handed thrust to an opponent's throat) that would leave Omega gasping for air.

- Shuriken would seem to show very little interest in tagging in RBT, and her partner didn't seem that annoyed by it and would cheer her on and she would go after Boogie Knights and look drop Knights down hard with a Pumphandle Slam. She would disrespect Boogie a few times and slap him around the back of the head before taking a run up and nailing the Nashville native with a Curb Stomp.

- Rooty Tooty Booty would finally get his chance to impress, as he would request the tag and Shuriken Omega would comply. RTB would wrench Boogie up to their feet before proceeding to utilise just one move and wipe them out with New York Giant (Jackknife Powerbomb) before hook a leg over and claiming the victory.

Winners: Rooty Tooty Booty & Shuriken Omega

- Kid Bino would look to get some post-match revenge on RTB, but would be cut off by Omega who would intercept and connect with the Blue Jay Slide (Baseball slide) before tossing Bino over the ropes and down onto the floor as the ultimate sign of disrespect as she and RTB would celebrate their advancement.

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The camera would cut backstage to Duke Castor, who despite having advanced to the 2nd Round of the tournament looked far from pleased.

+ Duke Castor +
“This tournament is a f*cking farce. This is another damn conspiracy against the greatest family in professional wrestling. Not only have I been forced to team up with some Dallas Cowboy or some other redneck Texan hillbilly, but also I have had to watch a travesty occur when my younger cousin Kid Bino got eliminated because a screw job took place and he was partnered with a loser. I don’t know what kind of drugs Mister Spyda and the rest of management are smoking, but this tournament was all a ruse to keep the Castor Family down and enough is enough. At this point I don’t care if I have to drop to handcuff Tarantula to something in the back and beat the crap out of him and ride solo to win the next match in the tournament. Because I am a Castor, and I am that damn good!”

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Joker's Wild - 1st Round Match

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Summary
- Anarchis was an equal opportunist and he had no problem attacking men or women just as love as they were filled with tasty human blood and would be very adamant about wanting to start off proceedings against the assumed ‘leader’ of the Castor Family Atlanta. Anarchis would flip her over with a Winged Hero (Northern Lights Suplex) and would attempt to form a pinning bridge, but Guerrero Oscuro would slide into the ring to break up the pin attempt.

- Atlanta would get some payback though and would use her seductive charms to distract the referee in-between eye pokes and holding submission moves a few seconds longer than she should have after rope breaks were called. Atlanta would eventually pull off one of her more athletic moves and connect with Mama Mia Vice (Somersault Cutter) to the Freakish Vampire. Atlanta would then turn her attention to Solidus Ocean and nail him with the Headache (Brainbuster) and would end up being enough and she would claim the victory.

Winners: Atlanta Castor & Guerrero Oscuro

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The cameras backstage would show 40 Double Dee, who had lost to El Brody last week in the qualification matches and it was clear from his body language he was the furthest thing from being in a good mood.

+ 40 Double Dee +
“Last week El Brody you left me looking very stupid and it took a lot of explaining to both James and Jay that this was just a hiccup in the overall plan and that it took more than one mistake for a Chosen Man to be rejected by the cause. However, to my great pleasure seeing you being teamed up with a Castor tonight - well that just made my day. It doesn’t matter if it is this round or the next, I can promise you that there is no chance that either of you two losers will be contesting for the International Championship at Aztec Warfare.”

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Main Event | Joker's Wild - 1st Round Match

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Summary
- For OJ Wiseman and Senor Marc not only would they make their LU debuts, but they would also feature in their first main event. For Hamburg Castor he was coming into the contest with the knowledge that his own flesh and blood Kid Bino had already been eliminated from the tournament, but that a niece and nephew had advanced to the second round. There would also be a noticeable age gap present with Hamburg and Wiseman in their later years, whilst Brody and Marc had still yet to peak in their careers which made for a good match combination for the clash between the two teams.

- Senor Marc would make an early first impression and would seem to be somewhat popular with the fans in attendance. He would slam into Hamburg with a number of heavy hitting Backhand chops before building up with a Discus elbow smash before taking the elder statesman with the Tap Ass (Double underhook suplex).

- Hamburg had no desire to not put on a good how and later on in the match his time under the spotlight would come as he would target the fellow veteran and connect with the Sour Kraut [Spinning Roundhouse Kick] that would knock the Old Cowboy to the mat, but Wiseman would show his wrestling maturity by rolling underneath the bottom rope to avoid a pin attempt.

- Senor Marc would come close to achieving a victory as he would catch El Brody out by faking a tag, but remaining the legal man only to charge back at his masked opponent and connect with First Class Service (Cutter), but the referee would only reach two before Hamburg would enter through the ropes and axe handle down on top of Marc to break it up and keep himself and El Brody in the contest.

- Another near finish would come when literally out of nowhere El Brody would nail OJ Wiseman with the Bicycle Knee Kick that would leave Beef Chops breathless on the microphone screaming for Brody to get the cover, with it emerging that Chops and Wiseman seemed to have some sort of rivalry at some point in the past.

- The main-event would eventually come to an end in exciting fashion. At ringside OJ Wiseman had set up a table and to lift up El Brody and send him splintering through the wood with a DDT that had also left the OJ also looking worse for wear. This would allow Senor Marc to target Hamburg Castor with multiple jabs to the face before wiping out his older opponent with First Class Service (Cutter) to secure the victory.

Winners: Senor Marc & OJ Wiseman

- At the conclusion of the match 40 Double Dee would appear from over the barricade and despite El Brody being unable to defend himself, the man from Wisconsin would picked up the luchador only to drop him down hard onto the concrete with the 40 oz Driller (Spike Piledriver) before jumping back into the audience and looking awfully pleased with himself as the episode would reach its conclusion. ​

 

[CakeWalker]

“BATTLEGROUND”
Episode Eight [Coussoulis Arena, Bernardino, California]




The third and final show being recorded at the Coussoulis Arena would see the second set of four matches in the first round of the ‘International Championship Joker’s Wild Tournament’ take place. Tensions between Gip and Chops were still very much present, but Roy Booker was continuing to play the role of an entertaining middleman. It would also announced that although Aztec Warfare was scheduled to place at the Galen Center, the promotion would be travelling south to San Diego with a few shows coming come the southern city.

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Joker's Wild - 1st Round Match

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Summary
- The team of Boggs and DK would be new additions to the roster with both making their debuts against two men who had reason to be frustrated for two very different reasons. Diego had been impressive as of late, and many felt that arguably he was the one man on the roster not involved in the Border Crossing Death Match that should have been. Just don’t get caught sharing views like that in front of members of the Castor Family.

- Boggs Ocean would start the match strong and perhaps seeing his own flesh and blood lose on the previous episode had inspired him to give it his all as he would drop Iced Looch down hard with a heavy Sidewalk slam, but would stand up only to drop back down on top of Looch with an Elbow Drop.
- Dirty DK would also want to make a good first impression and it was commented by Hip Daddy Gip that DK was a star in his own right and was a great addition to the roster. DK would seem intent on telling Saint Diego exactly what he thought about him and before moving them towards the rope and laying him out with a Tornado DDT. Instead of going for the cover, DK would make a thrusting movement as a taunt and would have a wicked smile on his face.

- Saint Diego had no intention of not getting himself as far as possible in the contest though and would impress in the middle of the match and would charge at Boggs Oceane and knock him off the apron with a Leaping clothesline before turning his attention to the legal man of Dirty DK and pulling off The Three Saints (Triple Rolling Vertical Suplex).

- Iced Looch who had been been turned into The Chosen Few’s number one target as of late and was still showing some bruises for his troubles wouldn’t shy away from the fight and despite looking like he could do with a bit more rest and relaxation would leap up at full extension and send Boggs through the ring ropes and out of the ring with a beautifully vertical Dropkick.

- The match would end with Boggs Ocean moving and would take a number of heavy kicks from Looch, but would stay on his feet and keep trying to push forward but instead taking a couple of steps back only to throw himself forward and catch Iced Looch off guard with a well placed Deep Blue Sea (Superman Punch ) to then follow up with an Elbow Drop and claim the victory via pinfall.

Winners: Boggs Ocean & Dirty DK

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Joker's Wild - 1st Round Match

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Summary
- The sixth match of the 1st round was one filled with unique individuals, that were very much the heart and soul of what Lucha Underground was all about and there were noticeable pockets scattered around the arena of those who were showing their support for each other four involved in the contest. It was also fair in saying that neither tag team on paper made much sense, but in a tournament of this type did it ever?

- Reina del Impacto would seem to have a real problem with Saltire Unicorn as soon as the match began and the tension could be felt by the fans. Reina would make a big statement when she would look to loosen all the teeth in Unicorn’s mouth with Hadrian’s Cut (European Uppercut). Unicorn though was in no mood to be disrespected though, and would respond in kind by smashing into Reina del Impact with a well timed Roundhouse Kick.

- Hyzenn Borg would look make a heavy impression quite early on and would collide into Mustango with the Beef Borger Strike (Spinning Knife Edge Chop) and almost claim an early finish it it hadn’t been for Saltire Unicorn leap off the ropes and land on top of the pair with a Double Leg Drop.

- The match would end with with Saltire Unicorn seeming to have done all the hard work by throwing Reina del Impact into the ringside barricade before dropping Borg hard with Best Von Erich (Rock Bottom), but as she would shuffle back Mustango would slap her on the back to seemingly steal the glory and would do exactly that as he would perform the Bargain Bucket (Running delayed high-impact elbow drop, with theatrics) to win the contest.

Winners: Mustango & Saltire Unicorn

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El Brody was getting treatment from the doctor backstage and not only had he been sent through a table at the end of the last episode by OJ Wiseman before the cheap attack after the bell by 40 Double Dee. Despite this though, El Brody had asked for some time to talk to the camera.

+ El Brody +
“40 Double Dee if you wanted to make things personal then you have certainly crossed that line. So I don’t care whether you want to invite you little friends or whether you want to do this on a one or one basis, because just looking down a list I am sure I will be able to find quite a few people that would wanting nothing more than to get their hands on you and your cronies in a sanctioned matches. No matter what happens at Aztec Warfare, if you aren’t standing on the opposite side of the ring from me - the next time we cross paths I am going to put you in the f*cking ground!”

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Joker's Wild - 1st Round Match

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Summary
- Awful Anna and Old Dragon were very unlikely partners, whilst it was noted that Rancid Jay and Sharnado seemed to have great chemistry as they made their entrance that left the commentary team mulling over the possibility of Sharknado being a potential great fit as a prospective member of The Chosen Few, although Rancid being a man of few words it was unlikely he was the individual to be in charge of recruitment.

- The match would be the shortest of the night, as Awful Anna would attack Rancid Jay at ringside and would be aided by Iced Looch who would be careful to stay unsighted and keep Jay in place. This melee would serve as a distraction for Sharknado, who would connect with a Polish Hammer to the back of his neck before the Welsh veteran would turn him on his axis and lift him up and and nail him with the Inferno [Chokeslam] to advance himself and Anna into the next round.

Winners: Old Dragon Castor & Awful Anna

- With the match over, Iced Looch would emerge and with an old stop sign in his hand would proceed to slam it over Rancid Jay’s head with such force that it would cause Jay to slump onto the floor. Looch would lean over and say something to Jay before heading towards the back, as Old Dragon Castor and Awful Anna would savour their victory.

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Main Event | Joker's Wild - 1st Round Match

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Summary
- The main-event would be the final match of the first round and would prove to be an all out classic, with everyone involved in the contest very much bringing their A-Game to the squared circle.

- Rudo Jim would use his new submission move the Rudo Dudedo (Half Nelson Choke) and would choke the crap out of Troy Castor and as he was doing so he would seem to be whispering something in Troy’s ear whilst squeezing the life out of him with the punishment ending when James Hater would clamber in and break the hold up by forcing the pair into the ropes.

- Davey Cheeseman would seem to have no interest in being outdone by his partner and would target Troy with a submission hold of his own and would put Castor in the Squeezy Cheesy (Cross Face), but once again it would be Hater that would come to the aid of his assigned tag team partner by kicked Davey in the head.

- Cheeseman would get his own back back on Hater though later on as he would use the Laughing Cow (Diving Headbutt) for the first time, and his beautiful spherical head would come down heavy on top of Hater in a clash of heads that could very easily have given James a concussion.

Hater though was clearly frustrated, and perhaps the fact that with both of the other two members of The Chosen Few no longer involved in the tournament he had every motivation needed and would take out his anger on Cheesman by connecting with the Hate Punch [Superman Punch], with this time it being Rudo Jim who would dive into the ring to save his partner from what otherwise would have been a certain match ending move. Hater wouldn’t let up though and would keep up the pressure, almost claiming the using the Selection Process (Gannosuke Clutch), but Cheeseman would accidentally brush his hand against the ropes to enforce a rope break. The news that the match wasn’t over, would seem to send Hater over the edge and he would starting getting in the official’s face and make his feelings known that he felt that match should already be over.

- Hater would keep up the pressure and would instruct Troy Castor to keep the referee distracted. This would result in 40 Double Dee jumping the barrier and entering the ring illegally and would work in tandem with Hater and lay out Cheeseman with Superior Talent (Aided snap swinging neckbreaker) with Hater dropping down on top of Cheeseman, with Castor stepping back out of the ring to allow the referee to count to three and bring the final match to end.

Winners: James Hater & Troy Castor

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After the contest, rather than the episode coming to an end the cameras would cut to Mister Spyda who would have a smile on his face and present a Joker from the top of a deck of cards to the camera.

+ Mister Spyda +
“The first round of the Joker’s Wild Tournament has come to an end, but I must pull out a second Joker from the deck. This tournament isn’t about unity, this is all about division. This is all about finding the four candidates most suited to challenging for the International Championship at Aztec Warfare and so it is vital that no one goes into the contest thinking a bond they have formed is going to strengthen their resolve. That is why, as of now - all the teams that featured in the last round have been dissolved. Everyone remaining will be assigned a number 1-16. Then two lucky fans will draw numbers out of a hat, to determine who will be partners in the next round and who their opponent’s will be. I am the Director of Chaos after all, and I am pretty certain that chaos has been provided once again.”​

 

[CakeWalker]

Two lucky fans won a lucky dip online and were involved in the team selection and match draws for the second second of the ‘International Championship Joker’s Wild Tournament’. Lucha Underground thanks Seymour Butz & JetsFan68+1 for their involvement. All four matches of the second round will take place on Episode Nine.

You can make predictions ahead of time. The person/s who get the most overall picks for the entire tournament, will win the prize of future Lucha Underground Championship Match for one of their assigned wrestlers or adding a third wrestler to the roster.

Match One
Shuriken Omega & Boggs Ocean
vs.
Duke Castor & James Hater

Match Two
Atlanta Castor & Troy Castor
vs.
Saltire Unicorn & Dirty DK

Match Three
Old Dragon Castor & Awful Anna
vs.
Guerrero Oscuro & Mustango

Match Four
OJ Wiseman & Tarantula
vs.
Rooty Tooty Booty & Senor Marc​

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Two lucky fans won a lucky dip online and were involved in the team selection and match draws for the second second of the ‘International Championship Joker’s Wild Tournament’. Lucha Underground thanks Seymour Butz & JetsFan68+1 for their involvement. All four matches of the second round will take place on Episode Nine.

You can make predictions ahead of time. The person/s who get the most overall picks for the entire tournament, will win the prize of future Lucha Underground Championship Match for one of their assigned wrestlers or adding a third wrestler to the roster.

Match One
Shuriken Omega & Boggs Ocean
vs.
Duke Castor & James Hater

Match Two
Atlanta Castor & Troy Castor
vs.
Saltire Unicorn & Dirty DK

Match Three
Old Dragon Castor & Awful Anna
vs.
Guerrero Oscuro & Mustango

Match Four
OJ Wiseman & Tarantula
vs.
Rooty Tooty Booty & Senor Marc​

 

[KingBoggs23]

Match One
Shuriken Omega & Boggs Ocean

Match Two
Atlanta Castor & Troy Castor

Match Three
Old Dragon Castor & Awful Anna

Match Four
Rooty Tooty Booty & Senor Marc

 

[Storm Trooper]

Two lucky fans won a lucky dip online and were involved in the team selection and match draws for the second second of the ‘International Championship Joker’s Wild Tournament’. Lucha Underground thanks Seymour Butz & JetsFan68+1 for their involvement. All four matches of the second round will take place on Episode Nine.

You can make predictions ahead of time. The person/s who get the most overall picks for the entire tournament, will win the prize of future Lucha Underground Championship Match for one of their assigned wrestlers or adding a third wrestler to the roster.

Match One
Shuriken Omega & Boggs Ocean
vs.
Duke Castor & James Hater

Match Two
Atlanta Castor & Troy Castor
vs.
Saltire Unicorn & Dirty DK

Match Three
Old Dragon Castor & Awful Anna
vs.
Guerrero Oscuro & Mustango

Match Four
OJ Wiseman & Tarantula
vs.
Rooty Tooty Booty & Senor Marc​

my selections are bolded.

 

[Death By Looch]

Match One
Shuriken Omega & Boggs Ocean

Match Two
Atlanta Castor & Troy Castor

Match Three
Guerrero Oscuro & Mustango

Match Four
Rooty Tooty Booty & Senor Marc​

 

[CakeWalker]

“WINNING MATTERS”
Episode Nine [Pechanga Arena, San Diego, California]




The second round of the ‘International Championship Joker’s Wild Tournament’ would live out of the Pechanga Arena, San Diego - with all four matches booked to happen all during one show. The shuffling of teams, had resulted in just one team reuniting with Awful Anna and Old Dragon Castor being paired up once again. The commentary table would see Roy Bookerman and Beef Chops sitting at the table, with Hip Daddy Gip not present and with no reason having been given officially - but Beef would joke that Gip was scared of him following through and slap the spit out of him if he spoke out of turn again.

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Joker's Wild - 2nd Round Match

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Summary
- Duke would start off strong and would target Boggs quite early on into the contest and would connect with an awesome Superkick, but when Ocean would get up to his feet fairly quickly Duke would crash in and connect with a second Superkick that this time the kick would keep Ocean down on the mat, but Ocean would survive a pinfall attempt.

- Castor would very much be the star of the early portions of the match, and would share the love by also targeting Shuriken Omega and would bring her down hard onto the canvas with the DILFER (DDT) before dropping to the mat and wrenching with all his strength as he we would lock in the Castorface (Omoplata crossface), but the submission would end if Boggs leaping over the ropes and crashing down on top of Castor/Omega with a heavy elbow drop.

- Boggs Ocean though would seem to really want to give Duke as good as he had been given earlier and would look to cause the Castor some facial damage of his own as he would bounce off the ropes before coming crashing forward and connect with Deep Blue Sea (Superman Punch, but James Hater was quick to intervene and before Ocean could attempt a cover he would respond with a punch of his own and connect with the Hate Punch [Flying Superman Punch].

- The match would end with Castor springboarding off the ropes, but would be caught in midair by Boggs who would pump Duke over his head with a Gorilla Press before tossing him straight into Hater who would be knocked off the ring apron. Castor and Hater would clash heads in their collision and Duke would be busted wide open and bleeding all over the canvas. Boggs would lift Castor up onto his shoulders, and then walk over to the opposite corner as Shuriken would leap off and connect with the Doomsday Device with Boggs then rolling on top of Castor to secure the victory.

Winner: Boggs Ocean & Shuriken Omega

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Joker's Wild - 2nd Round Match

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Summary
- The match would be a shorter affair than people might have been expecting and the referee would lose control early in the match resembling more of a tornado tag match with all four men going at it like wild animals in the middle of the ring. There would be a progression pairing off with Marc going up against Tarantula, and Wiseman squaring up with RTB.

- Marc would end up getting the better of Tarantula by connecting with a Discus Elbow Smash before slamming him down with Tap Ass (Double underhook suplex).

- Wiseman on the other side of things out muscle Rooty Tooty Booty and in a battle of the north versus south, the south would very much rise as he would throw RTB over with Revolver (Belly-to-back suplex ).

- The match would end with Wiseman reaching for his cowbell with clear intention of using it pervert the result of the match, but Senor Marc would be coy and playing possum and would wait for the perfect time before nailing the Old Cowboy with the First Class Service (Cutter) to secure the victory.

Winners: Senor Marc & Rooty Tooty Booty

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Joker's Wild - 2nd Round Match

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Summary
- The third match of the night would see the siblings of Troy and Castor partnering up against Scottish Saltire Unicorn and Dirty DK.

- The Castors would work together in perfect union and there was an understanding between the pair that could only exist between siblings. The pair would pull off an impressive combination of a Russian leg sweep/Clothesline in a move that would be referred to as ‘Up Down Squared’ by Beef Chops that would wipe Unicorn out and leave her hurting.

- Dirty DK would show just how little he thought of the Castor, as he would reach underneath the ring at one point and pull on a vest top with the slogan ‘Castor’s Drink Piss’ emblazoned across it. This would get the reaction he was clearly looking for and a reckless Troy would be caught out before being spun around nailed with a Tornado DDT.

- Atlanta seemed determined to show she was just as a capable as her brother in putting an impressive performance and would pull Saltire towards the turnbuckle and lift her unto the middle rope and end up drop her opponent from height with an Elevated Headache [Brainbuster], but due to Saltire having broken the rope barrier the referee would refuse to make a three count as it would deem it as a rope break - much to Atlanta’s annoyance.

- Whilst this was going on Troy and DK would be battling each other at ringside and a table was set up and DK would end up being sent through the table with a Shoulder Tackle that would cause the wood to splinter everywhere and the fans would love it and stand on their feet and demand for more.

- Troy and Atlanta would look intent on wiping out Saltire with DK still lying down and out. Troy and Atlanta would begin to stomp down hard on Unicorn and were showing no mercy, but eventually the referee would step in and demand that Troy return to his corner. Unsighted and with a basis desire to survive, she would rake Atlanta’s eyes and smash upwards with a push kick that would leave the Castor sister wobbly, that would give Unicorn enough time to grab hold of her opponent and lay her out Best Von Erich [Rock Bottom] to claim the victory.

Winners: Saltire Unicorn & Dirty DK

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Main Event | Joker's Wild - 2nd Round Match

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Summary
- The evening’s main-event would be the final match in the Joker’s Wild Tournament 2nd Round. One thing that would occur unexpectedly would be that the entire Castor Family would come out to support Old Dragon Castor, with Dragon being the last member of the extended family still involved in the tournament and it was clear that they were all coming together to support the oldest member of one of the most famous families in wrestling.

- Mustango and Guerrero Oscuro would come out together and there seemed to be instant chemistry between the two men in the early portions of the contest, with Mustango dropping Old Dragon Castor with the Wigan Warrior (Cradle DDT).

- Guerrero Oscuro would also show off his athletic ability and acrobatic prowess and would come close to winning the contest after he would nailed Awful Anna with a Spinning Backfist, before following up it up with a MV Roll (Sunset-flip Powerbomb) that would result in a near fall.

- Old Dragon Castor would wrestle with real intent and would target Gurrero Oscuro with some body splashes against the turnbuckle before lifting him up and slamming him down onto the mat with the Dragon Drop (Fireman's Carry Neckbreaker). Old Dragon would make a gesture towards the rest of his family and half of them would jump on the ring apron and distract the referee, whilst the other half would help Awful Anna in pulling Mustango off the ring apron.

- Old Dragon would then drag Gurrero up to their feet before dropping down to his knee and punching his masked opponent brutally in the dick before obliterating Gurrero Oscuro with the Inferno [Chokeslam] to bring the match to an end.

Winners: Old Dragon Castor & Awful Anna ​

 

[CakeWalker]

Episode Ten Preview

Mister Spyda has confirmed that at Aztec Warfare not everyone can be booked, and the reason he gave was simply. Not everyone is worthy. On the schedule there will be three more episodes of Lucha Underground before Aztec Warfare, these next three episodes are the last chances for everyone to earn themselves a spot on the first major card of the year.

Spyda has confirmed that that Trios Championships will be contested for and has selected three teams to take part in three eliminators this week. The winners of these eliminators will then all face each other next week, with the teams that are pinned or submitted eliminated and the remaining two teams being booked to face each other for the title at Aztec Warfare. The trios involved are a combination of established stables, partnerships that have been formed for convenience and even a few random couplings put together by the Director of Chaos.

One thing has been confirmed. The four teams who aren’t involved in the championship match, will find themselves watching from the back as Mister Spyda has confirmed that he has no intention of booking losers for no reason on what is a marquee event for the brand - but perhaps if he is feeling generous they might feature in some dark matches prior to the event. If the network approves it.

Trios Eliminator

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[The Chosen Few (James Hater, 40 Double Dee & Rancid Jay) have been doing their best to "make friends" with everyone else backstage and polls suggest that 'The Chosen Few' are actually less popular than the Castor Family currently. The trio will not point be disappointed to have not one member of their group having advanced in the Joker's Wild Tournament, so will know they must approach this eliminator seriously. There opponent are the combination of Rudo Jim, Ganja Panda and Hyzenn were a trio put together randomly be Mister Spyda. Ganja Panda took to social media that after a conversation backstage, they intended to make this more than a one-time thing and would be wrestling under the name 'The Parade'.]

Trios Eliminator

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[The trio of Brody, Looch and Cheeseman all have on thing in common and that is that they have suffered to the cheap assaults and violent tactics of 'The Chosen Few'. Iced Looch featured in a promo online in which he stated that he had come to an agreement with some likeminded individuals and that they were all united against bringing down their attackers and so they had all agreed to compete under the name 'UNITED'. On the other side of the ring will stand the Castor, with Duke, Troy and Atlanta all being siblings and will have extra pressure on their shoulder knowing that a loss would mean none of them being booked at Aztec Warfare.]

Trios Eliminator

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[Sharknado and Mustango have teamed up before, but this trio was actually formed under the suggestion of Reina del Impacto and have requested to be referred to as the 'Power Rangers'. The other team is a completely random pairing, and no one words have been offered by either of the three ahead of the contest.]

Joker's Wild - Final Round Match #1

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[Once again the deck has been shuffled and teams were reset and drawn. The winners of the first of two final round matches in the Joker's Wild will book themselves the first two places in the Ladder Match for the LU International Championship at Aztec Warfare. With no being no confirmation, what the future looks likes for the losers of this contest.]​

 

[CakeWalker]

If you are considering of making predictions - will post the next episode at some point today.​