Lol I got fucked up on valentines day.

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Christian

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msn convo with me and my friend.

Mike says (10:57 PM):
smoking with a sore throat u cough like a bitch
Christian says (10:58 PM):
wow
Christian says (10:58 PM):
dude
Christian says (10:58 PM):
i got fucking owned
Christian says (10:58 PM):
on valentines day
Christian says (10:58 PM):
are u ready for this
Mike says (10:58 PM):
yeah ina second
Mike says (10:58 PM):
gonna go make a sandwich
Christian says (10:59 PM):
ok go
Christian says (10:59 PM):
so look that girl ive been talking to stacy right
Christian says (11:00 PM):
ok the fucking DAY BEFORE valentines day her fucking ex boyfriend sends in like a MILLION mother fucking roses to red robin where we both work at
Christian says (11:00 PM):
I didnt even see the roses but I was in the back doing something on the prep line and i hear this girl walka say 'stacy come here somebody got you something'
Mike says (11:00 PM):
back
Christian says (11:01 PM):
and im like oh my fucking god one of these other mother fuckers (talking about the other cooks because they ALL knew i was talking to stacy so every one of them backed off because were all pretty tight since weve been workin together for over a year)
Christian says (11:01 PM):
got her something to be an asshole
Christian says (11:02 PM):
so i open the door to the walk-in and i see all the roses and im like HOLY shit
Christian says (11:02 PM):
who the fuck got her those
Christian says (11:02 PM):
and i walk out of the walk-in and i just see scottie laughing his fucking ass off
Christian says (11:02 PM):
and im like this mother fucker
Christian says (11:02 PM):
and hes just like no man no it wasnt me
Christian says (11:02 PM):
and then everyone started coming up to me like
Christian says (11:02 PM):
did you do that??? did you get her those??
Christian says (11:03 PM):
and im like no and i have no idea who did
Christian says (11:03 PM):
so this guy austin says what the fuck im bouta find out who got em and were gonna fuck him up
Christian says (11:03 PM):
jokingly tho
Christian says (11:03 PM):
so he went and found out came back and told me it was her ex
Christian says (11:03 PM):
the guy who THE OTHER FUCKING DAY she straight up LAUGHED and thought i was joking when i asked if she was going back out with him
Christian says (11:04 PM):
but anyways she didnt say anything to me like that whole day at work.
Christian says (11:04 PM):
and then on valentines day i went to sleep at like 4 am
Christian says (11:04 PM):
got up at 7 am
Christian says (11:05 PM):
went and bought flowers/some lil teddy bear my mom told me to give her lol/some oreos cuz she likes those
Christian says (11:05 PM):
oh and a card
Christian says (11:05 PM):
and i was goign to go put it by her car door but she wasnt there so i was like fuck
Christian says (11:05 PM):
ill give them to her later or shell come up to red robin and get them
Christian says (11:05 PM):
cuz i had to work all day
Christian says (11:05 PM):
so she doesnt text me back for like
Christian says (11:05 PM):
EVER
Christian says (11:06 PM):
and then when she does she tells me she was at a bridal shower and a tournament all day
Christian says (11:06 PM):
so im like oh ok
Christian says (11:06 PM):
well i get off work and im like ok are you back in town yet
Christian says (11:06 PM):
she says no
Christian says (11:06 PM):
im like ok
Christian says (11:06 PM):
then i goto my friends house tucker
Christian says (11:06 PM):
and theyre smokin in the house cuz his parents are gone all week
Christian says (11:06 PM):
so were in there just smokin and im waitin for her to text me
Christian says (11:07 PM):
tucker does like 4 whipits (LOL) and then passes thef uck out
Mike says (11:07 PM):
lightweight
Mike says (11:07 PM):
im still eating my sandwich keep goin lol
Christian says (11:08 PM):
so its just me and his gf (who he fuckign straight up STOLE from me in the first place lmao, but idc anymore cuz shes kind of a bitch) sitting at the table watching stupid ass vids on youtube smoking blunts
Christian says (11:08 PM):
we watched the joaucuin (sp) phoenix interview on david letterman that shit was funny u should watch that one hes all heroine'd up and shit
Mike says (11:08 PM):
how many fucking blunts do u guys smoke
Christian says (11:08 PM):
BUT ANYWAYS
Mike says (11:08 PM):
uve been smoking the whole time
Christian says (11:08 PM):
ya and i just smoked on the way home
Christian says (11:08 PM):
but anyways
Mike says (11:09 PM):
u should
Mike says (11:09 PM):
cut down
Mike says (11:09 PM):
ur addicted lol
Christian says (11:09 PM):
i text stacy and im like
Christian says (11:09 PM):
stfu i smoked like 4 blunts in 2 days
Christian says (11:09 PM):
no i didnt text her that
Christian says (11:09 PM):
im telling that to u
Mike says (11:09 PM):
Wow why so little
Mike says (11:09 PM):
4 in 2 days
Christian says (11:09 PM):
cuz i been workin smurf
Mike says (11:09 PM):
no i didnt text her that
im telling that to u

Mike says (11:09 PM):
OH LOL
Mike says (11:09 PM):
I THOUGHT U SAID THAT TO HER LOLLL
Christian says (11:09 PM):
lmfao
Mike says (11:09 PM):
i starter cracking up rofl
Christian says (11:10 PM):
LOL ok but i text her and im like are you back yet???
Christian says (11:10 PM):
shes like nope not yet and im like wtf
Christian says (11:11 PM):
she lives right down the street (she didnt know i knew that tho. lawl) from tucker so i was like whatever its like 12:50 not even valentines day anymore.. im just gonna go drop off all this shit i got her by her garage door or something
Christian says (11:11 PM):
so anywways i drive by and scope it out
Christian says (11:11 PM):
her cars there
Mike says (11:11 PM):
OH SHI
Christian says (11:11 PM):
OWNED right
Christian says (11:11 PM):
but look
Christian says (11:11 PM):
i didnt even think of that then
Christian says (11:11 PM):
i was just like ok she prob round with her mom in her car or something
Christian says (11:12 PM):
so i drop the shit off by her car door.. didnt even notice the car BEHIND hers which (i think) was her ex's......
Mike says (11:12 PM):
damn son
Mike says (11:12 PM):
dont forgive this bitch
Mike says (11:13 PM):
she lied to u now shes riding his dick like hes a mechanical bull
Christian says (11:13 PM):
but anwyays she didnt even see the shit until like 3:00 pm.... she texted me at like 12:45 pm when i was workin today and was like ohhh hey i just woke up
Christian says (11:13 PM):
and i was like K
Christian says (11:13 PM):
cuz i started thinkin about it
Christian says (11:13 PM):
then at 3 she texts me and is like thanks for the shit
Christian says (11:13 PM):
well she said it a lot nicer than that
Christian says (11:13 PM):
but it might aswell of been what she said
Mike says (11:14 PM):
lol
Mike says (11:14 PM):
so like
Mike says (11:14 PM):
was she fuckin him
Mike says (11:14 PM):
or what
Christian says (11:14 PM):
and now this girl who i know from work and thought me and her were about to get together was texting me like "hey so you and stacy arent talking anymore????"
Christian says (11:15 PM):
so yeah. that happened just now and it kinda pushed me to tell someone
Christian says (11:15 PM):
shit weekend. prob a good story tho right
Mike says (11:15 PM):
yeah lol
 

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tl:dr

We have a Valentine's Day thread and we also have HIAT.
 

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Wtf? Why didn't you break in the house or some shit to make sure and then beat his (or both) ass... Or at least call her and be like what the fuck bitch, I see that you ARE home and your ex's car is here............. Blue.