the description makes it 10 times funnier.
"Timmy's quick thinking, however, was not enough to save him from the medical bills to follow - a payment to be made in "either blood or victory," which required venturing to the Mountains of Oor to pluck the Horn of Miracles from atop the crown of the Liquid Night Beast. Luckily, Timmy was able to convince another dying kid to wish that the Liquid Night Beast stopped caring about his earthly possessions, so all was well. "