Knox Beard, do you write Matt Striker's beard?

[chessarmy]

Knox Beard, do you write Matt Striker's script?

Seriously, did you hear what he said at Extreme Rules a few months ago when Jericho went head first into the cage? "The Metal Malitia bears it's fangs!"

Thats sooooooo you.

 

[Kizza]

Malitia?

It's Militia.

 

[Axis]

MALITIA~

 

[...god...]

its*..

And wtf is Matt Striker's beard? Were you on drugs when you made this or something?

 

[chessarmy]

Militia*

 

[Quintastic One]

Knox Beard is just a metaphorical representation of the potential that rests in ALL of your facial hair. Simply accept the Beard as your Christ, and your beard too, will find salvation.

 

[He who knows more than Nation]

But..but what if my facial hair is a whispy sideburn, face border goatee affair? I wish I could grow a grizzly beard, but then my cheestache is too cheesestachy to compliment such an epic facial hair ensemble. I'm sad and confused.

 

[Lady Redfield]

Goatees are amazing.

 

[Quintastic One]

But..but what if my facial hair is a whispy sideburn, face border goatee affair? I wish I could grow a grizzly beard, but then my cheestache is too cheesestachy to compliment such an epic facial hair ensemble. I'm sad and confused.

There are many ways to accept the Beard as your Christ and Savior.

 

[Axis]

MALITIA~