alright...alright...'ight...
now I know this shit is tight...like if you duct-taped tha' rim of your ass-cheeks together and really had to squeeze out a snake-like shit...
and if it swam away into a ham sandwhiche that Diesel decided to eat...
during a day in which LadyHotrod was cooking some books so as to futher her mental-retardation and unability to spell correctly or whatever tha' fuck (...idk...just pretend i'm an intelligent person owning an idiot or somethin)
and during this day of dickz...
a vicious group was drinking some soup full of some ass-sweat they found at a factory owned by king lennie...it was here that dylanfsd sucked his first dolphin dick and realized tha' potential that penises had upon tha' world...
then a fat-bald mother fucker by tha' name of mike chaos went around with only a little-skimpy "GirlsGoneWildz" T-shirt on and sunglasses and went into tha' streets which resulted in his arrest where he served pro-role for fond'ling some local officers duing this day of dicks...
rell was having some rough anal-chile-dog sex with his girl...jasmine...
then they ka-heard a door knob named bob ring...it went like "hey..i'm bob and i'm ringing...yay!"...
rell was like "ooh-yea...put it in me jassy.."
and jas was like "El-TACOS!!!"
then thats when Great One walked in on jas ....and rell...both cheating on him, cause he's like..married to tha' hip on jas...but he's been seeing rell on tha' side...
turns out....3 way sex orgys are a little complicated and toe nails can get clipped by tha' keyboard if you're bored by now...then bye!..go fuck yo-self..
cuz Montana once told me that he saw Kaedon near a bar on the outskirts of racoon-city...
it was during this day of dickz..
that tha' creators of IWF met..
3lions was in laughter as Mike(tha' chaos) told him of his meth-vision of a internet box that had this forum'ma-jig'ger thingy that like...people can post on and stuff...
3lions was unimpressed....til a trucker named Tomko decided to give'em anal...
tha' beads hurt but his buns told tha' truth...
iwf shall be created...cum' Rell or High-GreatOne...
several years passed...
a fishnet-wearing game-geek fag by tha' name of kassidy popped up and said "hey..who wants to meet me at a rest-stop and take turns getting BJ's from me in one of the stalls?!"
to this...mr.mat showed his true colors..he accepted tha' invite...
they had massive-man-sex in that bathroom stall...
several dayz later...tha' guilt of getting gornolla-bar-disease in his ballsack soon turned mr.mat into a madman...
he day-dreamt of a girl that would only post smileys in tha' shout box and be annoying ...
this girl...he created with tha' crushing pain of his cum's penis...
is HIM!
he is married to himself!
but they soon got pregnent and along came a guy by tha' name of blaze...
blaze would soon post lazily and get burned alot..
but he kept his head high up strong and listened to trapt's headstrong song alot...
til a prowler by tha' name of peepshow popped up ....and rubbed his penis on a vacuum cleaner...
his weiner got stuck in it...
it was a tragic event...
that marked...
peep'show's downfall from man-warrior to man-jina...
his old-pal durk turkey tried to help him...but to no avail..
they are cyber-enemies to this day...
no bandaid can patch up their partnership...their penis is broken...a shattered, lonely , lost piece of happiness for tha' homo'z...it was during this day of dicks..
a diary was made...
a herioc figure by tha' name of MaJe$ty coming from back in time of the future to tell us of a feared warrior by tha' name of .......rated T-S-S!
a masked killer who fears no tears and feels like a patatoe-peeler..
noone believed in this bitch ass busta' named majesty...
except one brave, party-raving, head shaving, nipple having mutha' fucka by tha' name of CHUCK!!!.......ZOOOMMMBIIIIEEE!!!!
tha battle was set...
and it looked like an epic collision of cum..
til chuck puss'd out and used his cyber-politics to get rid of Rated-TSS..
majesty...saving tha' past from becomign a present sent to the future...
completed his mission....not that anyone cared or anything...its just that ...he kind've saved chuck's ass there...
several yearz into this "distant" future...
in majesty's real time...
year: 2918:
tha' moderators go by tha' name of " El_TACONACHO-11" , "KennedyForever!", "REllicOfSPAM22", and "Mucky-Chucky"...
they rule this forum of tha future with a vicious grip...:tomato:
a grip on yo-GEED that is!!!:bb:
hahahaha!
anyways..remember tha' forum rulez..
oster_dont: <exactly...
now I know this shit is tight...like if you duct-taped tha' rim of your ass-cheeks together and really had to squeeze out a snake-like shit...
and if it swam away into a ham sandwhiche that Diesel decided to eat...
during a day in which LadyHotrod was cooking some books so as to futher her mental-retardation and unability to spell correctly or whatever tha' fuck (...idk...just pretend i'm an intelligent person owning an idiot or somethin)
and during this day of dickz...
a vicious group was drinking some soup full of some ass-sweat they found at a factory owned by king lennie...it was here that dylanfsd sucked his first dolphin dick and realized tha' potential that penises had upon tha' world...
then a fat-bald mother fucker by tha' name of mike chaos went around with only a little-skimpy "GirlsGoneWildz" T-shirt on and sunglasses and went into tha' streets which resulted in his arrest where he served pro-role for fond'ling some local officers duing this day of dicks...
rell was having some rough anal-chile-dog sex with his girl...jasmine...
then they ka-heard a door knob named bob ring...it went like "hey..i'm bob and i'm ringing...yay!"...
rell was like "ooh-yea...put it in me jassy.."
and jas was like "El-TACOS!!!"
then thats when Great One walked in on jas ....and rell...both cheating on him, cause he's like..married to tha' hip on jas...but he's been seeing rell on tha' side...
turns out....3 way sex orgys are a little complicated and toe nails can get clipped by tha' keyboard if you're bored by now...then bye!..go fuck yo-self..
cuz Montana once told me that he saw Kaedon near a bar on the outskirts of racoon-city...
it was during this day of dickz..
that tha' creators of IWF met..
3lions was in laughter as Mike(tha' chaos) told him of his meth-vision of a internet box that had this forum'ma-jig'ger thingy that like...people can post on and stuff...
3lions was unimpressed....til a trucker named Tomko decided to give'em anal...
tha' beads hurt but his buns told tha' truth...
iwf shall be created...cum' Rell or High-GreatOne...
several years passed...
a fishnet-wearing game-geek fag by tha' name of kassidy popped up and said "hey..who wants to meet me at a rest-stop and take turns getting BJ's from me in one of the stalls?!"
to this...mr.mat showed his true colors..he accepted tha' invite...
they had massive-man-sex in that bathroom stall...
several dayz later...tha' guilt of getting gornolla-bar-disease in his ballsack soon turned mr.mat into a madman...
he day-dreamt of a girl that would only post smileys in tha' shout box and be annoying ...
this girl...he created with tha' crushing pain of his cum's penis...
is HIM!
he is married to himself!
but they soon got pregnent and along came a guy by tha' name of blaze...
blaze would soon post lazily and get burned alot..
but he kept his head high up strong and listened to trapt's headstrong song alot...
til a prowler by tha' name of peepshow popped up ....and rubbed his penis on a vacuum cleaner...
his weiner got stuck in it...
it was a tragic event...
that marked...
peep'show's downfall from man-warrior to man-jina...
his old-pal durk turkey tried to help him...but to no avail..
they are cyber-enemies to this day...
no bandaid can patch up their partnership...their penis is broken...a shattered, lonely , lost piece of happiness for tha' homo'z...it was during this day of dicks..
a diary was made...
a herioc figure by tha' name of MaJe$ty coming from back in time of the future to tell us of a feared warrior by tha' name of .......rated T-S-S!
a masked killer who fears no tears and feels like a patatoe-peeler..
noone believed in this bitch ass busta' named majesty...
except one brave, party-raving, head shaving, nipple having mutha' fucka by tha' name of CHUCK!!!.......ZOOOMMMBIIIIEEE!!!!
tha battle was set...
and it looked like an epic collision of cum..
til chuck puss'd out and used his cyber-politics to get rid of Rated-TSS..
majesty...saving tha' past from becomign a present sent to the future...
completed his mission....not that anyone cared or anything...its just that ...he kind've saved chuck's ass there...
several yearz into this "distant" future...
in majesty's real time...
year: 2918:
tha' moderators go by tha' name of " El_TACONACHO-11" , "KennedyForever!", "REllicOfSPAM22", and "Mucky-Chucky"...
they rule this forum of tha future with a vicious grip...:tomato:
a grip on yo-GEED that is!!!:bb:
hahahaha!
anyways..remember tha' forum rulez..
oster_dont: <exactly...
