Kayfabe aside, The Hoff's down in the dumps

[the_hoff]

So, I haven't a clue as to why I'm coming here, to you guys with The Hoff's problems, when all I've been is a narcissistic, arrogant asshole. I don't expect any of you to really offer any words of encouragement, seeing as how I've treated you all. Nevertheless, I've had a really, really, REALLY shitty day. Home life problems, girlfriend problems, not normal Hoff problems, and just everything seems to keep piling on..and on. The Hoff, I mean I can't take much more. Hope some of you could make The Hoff laugh a little, forget about things for just a few minutes. Or kick The Hoff when he's down. Your call.

 

[seabs]

I spilled spot remover on my dog now he's gone.

 

[the_hoff]

I spilled spot remover on my dog now he's gone.

:dawg:Lol, that did give The Hoff a good chuckle. Much needed. Thanks. On a different note, I'm considering killing off the Hoff. Might be a rash, spur of the moment decision, but eh.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

\___/ eat a cheeseburger

 

[Farooq]

Spoiler

The only videos and songs that can provide true happiness.

 

[Swift]

Get some Whiskey, some smokes, sit down and listen to album.


Otherwise, \______/

 

[the_hoff]

Spoiler

The only videos and songs that can provide true happiness.

Always get a good laugh from Hogan/HBK. Just because of the way it went down, thanks to HBShizzle, it has to be one of the greatest matches of all time. Thanks for the videos Queen C.
*says to self* (Never thought my face turn would go over so well. Granted, not the greatest, but still..) In all seriousness, thanks so far guys. The Hoff thanks you all.

 

[DK JAMES]

:dawg:Lol, that did give The Hoff a good chuckle. Much needed. Thanks. On a different note, I'm considering killing off the Hoff. Might be a rash, spur of the moment decision, but eh.

You're a cool dude to me either way. Sorry things are going so shitty.

 

[the_hoff]

You're a cool dude to me either way. Sorry things are going so shitty.

It's cool, it's what happens, ya know? Not to mention, last night the power went out here around 1am or so, and I was trying to get back to my room, and walked full on, face first into the wall, and my nose is kinda crooked now. Yea yea hahaha, I know. Sorry to be droppin all this on you guys, lol. The Hoff does really thank you all, who woulda known some guys n gals on a forum woulda been so nice? :shock:

 

[TheArabHammer]

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[the_hoff]

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