Joke I heard from my waiter

[Vandy316]

After our team won our conference tourney we went to Golden Coral and we had a really cool waiter. Right before we were leaving he told me the funniest joke ive ever heard.

So this maried couple are having sex one night. The husband asks the wife, "When we're finished can I cum in your ear?" She replied "No, because if you did that I will go deaf." So the husband says "But every other night I cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up."

I thought this was a great joke and I heard it from a waiter while he was working so i thought id share it. Thoughts?

 

[LadyHotrod]

Old and lame.

 

[PeepShow]

Moved.

 

[niggles]

Shallow and pedantic.

 

[gamebreaker]

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

 

[CT Styles]

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Only someone like you would get enjoyment out of that.

 

[Travis40]

Shallow and pedantic.

 

[Enigma22]

lol

 

[Hidden Blaze]

 

[Wordlife]

I heard it before... but it did put a smile on my face, kinda lol

 

[Beer Money Army]

it was 4/10... i woudlnt waste my time cumming in a chick ear.. i'd spoon fed her :shifty:

 

[Wordlife]

^lol fuck yeah bro