"Jesus is my smurf"

[Swift]

Funniest shit I've seen today.

 

[Farooq]

:haha: I love how that white lady pops out of nowhere and is just like " Jesus is my smurf"

 

[Swift]

nobody else found this funny? :

 

[Farooq]

Dat Kid Dem white boys are at it again

 

[Swift]

The random old guy dancing in the BG made me laugh so fucking hard

 

[Farooq]

It's just funny, because it seems like nothing at all to them to say Jesus is my smurf, and to be fair, this guy says smurf less then Lil Wayne, and also carrys a beat better then him :

 

[Dat Kid1]

Dat Kid Dem white boys are at it again

is: lets make a country song about beating hoes

 

[Farooq]

is: lets make a country song about beating hoes

Alllll my hoes love gettin' hitt!
My fist is a place their face wants to be!

 

[Dat Kid1]

Alllll my hoes love gettin' hitt!
My fist is a place their face wants to be!

I beat my bitch today
Just to see if she still bleeds

 

[Farooq]

I beat my bitch today
Just to see if she still bleeds

When the devil was done Johnny said "You're pretty good ole son, but sit down on that chair and let me show you how it's done!"
Johnny hit that ho with double fist!
He hit that ho with some real good wrist!
She gonna need some fire and ice with that beating and this!
Chicken in her eye beat her until she crys!
Make sure that bitch can't tell no lies!

 

[Nano]

I found this shit funny too tbh, not because what they said, I think it funny because real grannys don't rap...​

 

[Swift]

BOTH OF THESE SONGS ARE AMAZING! <3

Am I black or something? Why do I seem to get along with you two the best?

(inb4 rases')

 

[Farooq]

BOTH OF THESE SONGS ARE AMAZING! <3

Am I black or something? Why do I seem to get along with you two the best?

(inb4 rases')

Because we ain't pussies, we as real as the little house on the fucking prairie.

 

[Swift]

I do have a huge peener now that I think about it.. I also getall da bi'shes :gusta:

 

[Farooq]

We should all have our own TV show

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