Jake The Snake story takes wicked twist

[Ballin]

From Wrestlezone

FULL CREDIT: thesportsinterview.com

New details have come out via Jake Roberts assistant Shannon. She has sent me the following statement, "We have a witness to the effect of who MIGHT have made a direct attempt to do Jake great harm at the show. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE. One of the men IN THE RING with Jake is somebody we are going to take a much closer look at. Somebody saw this man with an emvelope with some powder in it at the show. Somebody saw what happened here. We now are very SURE Jake was in fact drugged. More details will be forth coming as soon as we can get permission from this fine individual to offer them."


Shannon
Jake's assistant.

 

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Yes, i'm so sure somebody drugged Jake Roberts so he'd make an ass of himself at an indy show most people have never heard of. In other news, that math test you failed in grade 7? Aliens shot a Stupid Ray at you to make you forget everything.

I think Shannon took some powder from an envelope before he wrote that.

 

[Airfixx]

Purely speculative point:

If Jake owed money for drugs, then him getting a kicking in the ring is (if such avenues are available to you.) a relatively repercussion-free way of sending out the proverbial 'message'.

 

[J]

Let's all be serious here. We all know it was probably just his dealer and now he needs a scape goat so use the poor dealer.

 

[Kaedon]

its.....a....work!!

 

[Nation]

What the hell i made a thread about this first.

 

[chessarmy]

lol, funny. Probably just a lame excuse to get Jake off the hook

 

[Montana]

Righttttttttt, cause this is the first time something like this has happened....


Not to mention I highly doubt Jake has a assistant.