IWF's Dawson's Creek: Episode 2: "Tha' Dog's Cheek"

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Ur Views on Tha' Current Cum-Writer's Strike?!?!

  • Good, cause he suckz ass and isn't funny!

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KenFan4life

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Theme Song Kicks in with a video montage of IWF members at highschool;

"I'll be therrrreeee-fooorrrrr-yoouuuuu!"
(Peep is seen giggling with DarkKnight)
"I'll be theeerrrreeee-foooorrr-yoouuu."
(Cenamark54 & 3lions high-five)
"We're Friends Til Thee' End..."
(Rell hugs Ninobrown)
"I'll Be Theerrreeee-For-Youuuuu..."
(australians on a football field smiling)
"I'll Be theerrrreeee-Fooorrrr-yooouuuu!!!!"
"...and we'll always be friends til thee-ennnnddddd...."
(every member is shown playing by a water-fountain)






Scene 1: Lucky & brian kenderick's bicep join tha' football team:

BKB: "Yo Bro...I heard that if you join, you get a shot at tiffany's poon-tang..."

Lucky: "oohh-really?!...dude..bro!..I got tha' munchies..I can go for some laffy-taffys right about now!"

BKB: "uhh-sure..."

(Coach Chuck Zombie Walks in his own office)


Coach-Chuck: "Hey You Little Shit-Skirms...I sure hope you brought'cha bathing suits with ya-today...cause I'm making you boys haul firewood out to my truck...while me and my fellow-friends kick back and play illegal-online-doyals.com-poker games...so...feel free to wiggle yo-toes whenever I spare some time to spank your little bottoms."


(bkb & lucky go outside and begin hauling firewood in their bathing-suits...its during this time...that BKB confesses his feelings.)



BKB: "Lucky...I don't think you're right for tiffany...I think she's a slut...you need somebody that you can relate to..somebody with a wiener..."

Lucky: "Like you?!"

BKB: "YEA....like..me and you...holding hands..going to prom together...ya-know..."



(they both have sex and stuff...)







and uhh..:dunno:




ya-know what...


fuck it..

I'm kind've feeling lazy and don't feel like writing anymore...:tongue2:

so go fuck yo-self foolz!


KenFan is officially on Writer's STRIKE!!!!!
 

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fuck it...I don't feel like typing...


consider this tha' Cyber John-Q!



I ain't be writing on anything anymore...


unless them gawdamn modz meet my "DEMANDS!"
 

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nah man...I had this huge ass episode(written on paper)...


and I was 'bout to post it here...til I like...

realized that my contributions(such as my awesome catchphrases/etc.) were being overlooked...


and that I'm being mis-treated and that this some gawdamn bullshit!




....my dick's demands are as listed;

1. Let me back into tha' rest of the forum!
2. Show Me Some Actual Respect!
3. Ban Tha' Blackz!!!
4. Great one must apoligize to REll for stealing jas from his black ass!
5. BKB's gotta kiss me...on tha' webcam!
6. Peepshows gotta get rid of Hayley Williams sig/avatars!!!
7. Unban FAmou$ 187!!!
8. Get Tarvis to get rid of his fruit-fag-flower sig dude!
9. and my last demand is that You Give my Keyboard a Free-Heart Transplant!!!



and if my demands aren't met!!!...then I'll murder several members...

every hour on thee-hour...that is until you answer my demands!!!
 

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Kenfan you forgot the one where everyone has to send me a cookie..
 

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urgh...Fine!


and for my "updated" list of my Dick's Demands...


....my dick's demands are as listed;

1. Let me back into tha' rest of the forum!(outside hiat-areas/sections)
2. Show Me Some Actual Respect!(I've Fucking Earned it ni'ggers!)
3. Ban Tha' Blackz!!!(All of 'em..even tha' mod ones)
4. Great one must apoligize to REll for stealing jas from his black ass!(g1 & jas is foolin' around behind rell's back)
5. BKB's gotta kiss me...on tha' webcam!(right now!)
6. Peepshows gotta get rid of Hayley Williams sig/avatars!!!(for tha' love of geed!)
7. Unban FAmou$ 187!!!(then ban him again after he gets his hopes up)
8. Get Tarvis to get rid of his fruit-fag-flower sig dude!(just kidding)
9. and my semi-last demand is that You Give my Keyboard a Free-Heart Transplant!!!

10. and my super last demand is that Everyone Gives Blaze a cookie...and Gawdammit!...He wants some...oreo's and choclate chips and ..chips'A'Hoy!


ya-heard?!

and as I said before....
and if my demands aren't met!!!...then I'll murder several members...

every hour on thee-hour...that is until you answer my demands!!!
 

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Hell yeah now everyone better PM me a Cookie...Cause there damn good and I need them.
 

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sooo...like?...


anyone else want me too-hook you up with something during my dick's demands/writer's strike stuff happening?
 

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*waits for cookies*
 

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:yawn: thats more like watching your pictures in the real you thread.
Boring as shit :smh