The scene fades on the screen with a camera pointing straight into the sun. The camera soon moves down as it is now pointing at the sky. You can see some clouds... some birds... a airplane hovering above. You can hear the sound of the wind blowing against near trees and birds. The camera finally fixes itself on the image of Hutt Anderson and Petey Payne. Petey Payne is wearing jeans, a black t-shirt, and a leather jacket. As for Hutt Anderson, he’s wearing jeans and a nice t-shirt. Hutt Anderson takes a deep breathe as he looks directly in the camera. Anderson speaks softly into the camera.
Hutt Anderson:
Can you smell it? Can you see it? Can you believe it? It is finally time for the Anderson Evolution to cement themselves as the one and only great tag team in this business. I, for one, have been getting sick of dancing in front of the crowd and telling jokes. I’m not going to stoop down to the Red Shield Mafia’s ways and attack innocent people. They’ve been waiting for a reply and now I’ll give them the “shoot” they’ve been waiting for since they attacked our best friends, the Navaks.
Hutt stops and turns to Petey. The camera zooms in on Petey’s face, who has his eyes scrunched, obviously because of the sun. Petey looks into the camera and speaks with a much louder voice then Anderson’s.
Petey Payne:
It sickens me to know that these savages, These rejects of wrestling, THESE JESTERS OF POT HEADS, still work for this company. This company, that showed everyone what true wrestling is all about. The Red Shield Mafia are nothing more then a bunch of disgusting, homeless, pieces of shit!
Petey lowers his head to look at the ground as he brings it up with a frustrated look and turns around. Obviously he is upset as the camera zooms out to view both Hutt and Petey. Hutt’s face is turned to Petey as Petey has his hands on his hips with his back to the camera. Hutt turns his glance back to the camera and gets a determined look on his face.
Hutt Anderson:
You see, when people like you, trash, do this to try to gain the upper hand, it only fuels the rage in us. We got a little disease for people like you. It’s called phronemophobia, the fear of thinking. Why you say you have this? Simply put, if you guys had an educated thought in your brain on the drive to the Navak’s house, you should’ve realized that come Inception, we will turn you into a bloody mess. Now I could care less about the other five teams in that ring, it’s all about you now. Just how you like it. You want the IWF to notice you, but all they will notice is the Anderson Evolution making an example out of you. You don’t mess with us!
Hutt Anderson takes a deep breath as he looks up into the sky. Petey turns his head so the side is facing the camera. His face is red. Hutt tilts his head forward and looks at the ground, before fixing his view back on the camera with a nasty look. He begins to talk towards the camera as it zooms in on him.
Hutt Anderson:
Do you get it yet? Or are you still wrapped up in your weed smoking session? Out of all the tag teams you could’ve preach your lies and false statements about how good you are, and attack innocent... INNOCENT people to prove your point, you picked us. Well look here! We don’t play around, and you shouldn’t either. It’s over. Plain and simple. It’s time to finally shut your damn mouths come Inception! This match at Inception is going to be nothing short than a war! And just to give you a little hint... You’re all alone!
Hutt Anderson is furious as spit comes out of his mouth at the end of his rant as the camera zooms out to see Petey looking into the camera. Petey motions the camera to focus on him as he begins to talk softly into the camera. Petey has a somewhat forgiving look on his face as he speaks.
Petey Payne:
It seems like yesterday that Hutt here and I, were entering an IWF arena to talk about how much the fans suck and how much they don’t understand wrestling. I never got to apologize about that... I’m Sorry...
Petey takes a deep breath as Hutt Anderson nods his head in approval. Petey Payne turns his forgiving look into a determined, ferocious look. His voice picks up as he speaks in the camera. The camera zooms in on Petey’s face as he speaks, with every word his voice gets louder.
Petey Payne:
I hate it... I HATE IT... I hate it when kids who don’t know a damn thing about wrestling, get jobs and get the chance to succeed just because they watch it on television. IT’S BULLSHIT AND OUR GENERAL MANAGER LET THIS HAPPEN! He let these suck ups, these wannabe gangsters, these fake Slim Shadys and Eminems with fucked up teeth, join this great sport we call wrestling and try to ruin it! They try, but they won’t succeed. Not if the Anderson Evolution have anything to say about it! It is our time! Our Revolution! Our chance to prove to the word that true success and true victory come when you work hard and train with every blood, sweat, and damn sure a lot tears!
Petey Payne looks into the camera as he is breathing heavily. Hutt again nods his head in approval as Petey holds his finger up and points it into the camera. Petey takes a deep breath and is about to speak when he stops and wipes the sweat off his face and finally talks into the camera.
Petey Payne:
And no one has worked hard enough to be where they’re at than us! We have went threw adversities, far greater than this, and we went threw the kind of torture that would make you guys cry like little girls. You know nothing about mental and physical pain! We do! We were train and bred to overcome pain and turn it into a weapon and guess what! You gave us all the fuel!
Petey stops himself as he wipes the sweat off his face again. The camera zooms out to fix itself on both men. Hutt has been looking at Petey and during Petey’s rant, Hutt has been patting him on his back. It’s Hutt’s turn to speak as he looks into the camera and speaks with a serious tone.
Hutt Anderson:
I feel that giving the Red Shield Mafia this much focus, at least for now, is giving them what they want. It’s time that I break down the match for you. Like Petey said, we are pure students of this game and our game plan for the match can not be challenged by any of the tag teams, including that mystery tag team.
Hutt looks up into the sky as he takes a deep sigh. Hutt glances in the sky and talks as he is looking up.
Hutt Anderson:
In just a few days... Just a few days... In just a few days Petey and I will be in the air on our way to Madison Square Garden to compete in a seven team elimination tag match to crown the Tag Team Champions of the new and improved IWF. In just a few days at that same arena at that same day, I will compete in an innovated match known as the APW Survive and Conquer. Two extremely high profile matches, one night. Could any regular mortal do so? I think not. I was bred for this. I was bred for competition and the chance to prove why I am the single best wrestler in this world and not only will I make my name known in that APW match, but I will win!
Hutt lowers his head to face the camera. Hutt as that same determine and serious look that Petey had. Petey puts his hands in his jacket pockets and looks around as Hutt points into the camera. Hutt, just like Petey, speaks in a serious tone.
Hutt Anderson:
The Anderson Evolution defeated the B.P.B Fury, cleanly, and decisively on the returning IWF Monday Night Mayhem. I have already said this before. The B.P.B Fury are one of the most, if not the most improved tag team since IWF’s resurrection. You guys are talented and have a great future in this business, but like I said before. The Anderson Evolution will not be a footnote in your run. You guys have to bring everything you got if you want to have a chance to walk out of there with the tag gold, because if you don’t than you will lose. The Hayes Brothers, you guys are the veterans in this match. You guys know so much about this great sport and you guys know how to win. I would say you guys are old and past your prime, but I watched a 40 year old man who most people say is past his prime, but he goes out on that football field every Sunday and throws better than every other Quarter Back in the league... I’m talking about Brett Favre... For any of these teams to doubt your skills will be in for a huge surprise...
Hutt lowers his fingers and takes another deep breath. Hutt looks to his left and to his right. He looks back into the camera. He runs his hands threw his hair as he takes a deep breath. Petey is nodding his head in approval. Soon Hutt regains himself as he wipes the sweat off his brow and begins to speak into the camera with a little less softer, more serious voice.
Hutt Anderson:
The Mercanries are really something to watch for. Why you may ask? Well it’s simple, most people are getting ready for their match before the Monday Night Mayhem show airs and before the show airs, Montana has what is called, before the show matches, it’s where new comers to the show compete in a match to earn their spot. Even though the Mercanries lost, you have to respect the team they were facing. Two up bright kids who got a huge future, but you also have to worry about the Mercanries, who are almost impossible to study. And the Triple A are the real team to watch out for. Why again? Well that’s also extremely simple and I’m very disappointed in you for asking. The Triple A are the pound by pound more athletic and more capable tag team. Hell, even more than us, but that doesn’t change the fact that they’re not ready to compete on our level. I’m sure you guys will be one of the best tag teams in the world, but The Anderson Evolution will not be a footnote in your careers. If anything, we will show you how to hit that second gear and force you guys to become the very best team you can be. For the most part we are the favorite to win this match and with good reason to be! And don’t get me wrong... We will win!
Hutt Anderson’s voice gets a little loud at the end. Anderson is looking into the camera as it zooms in on Petey, who motions for the camera to zoom in. The camera does as it catches a glimpse of Hutt looking at Petey. Petey speaks in the camera with a small smirk and speaks with a laid back tone.
Petey Payne:
Let me tell you a story. On August 14th, 1982, god gave the world Hutt Anderson. On September 22nd, 1982, god gave the world Petey Payne. These two kids were born as natives of Ohio, one of the most underrated states in America. These kids were both given birth in Youngstown, the unknown city of Ohio. These kids went to the same school, were they quickly developed a friend ship. These kids based their friend ship on wrestling. Watching the WWF. These two kids at the age of 12 watched Wrestlemania 10. These kids watched the late, great, Owen Hart take on Bret Hart twenty minutes in a technical masterpiece and later in the show, they say Bret Hart win the title. After watching that historic event, these two kids turned to each other and said... “We’re going to be the greatest tag team ever.”... These two kids trained by themselves and got picked on. They were always put down even by their own fathers. These kids’ dads would call them failures for chasing false hopes, but these kids never gave up! Finally after six long, hard, physically demanding years, these kids got their break in a Youngstown independent promotion and won their tag team championship in just three weeks. Three weeks. We prove to all of our local criticism to be wrong and we became the must see attraction of the state is just one month. Nine years later, we get a call from Montana, talking about the IWF... Talking about it’s back and he wants the greatest tag teams to compete in this company. He called us! We didn’t call him! We fulfilled our dream of finally competing and showing our poetic craft of wrestling to a global audience. The dream came true! Now some of you may think this is just a random story and could never happen, but guess what!?! We are the story! We are the two little fat Youngstown kids who are now the future IWF Tag Team Champions!
Petey points to himself and Hutt and then stops as he speaks into the camera, with every sentence his voice gets louder as he speaks with a soothing tone of voice which gets more serious with every sentence also.
Petey Payne:
Like Hutt asked before... Can you see it? Can you smell it? I do... You want to know what it is? Well it’s simple really... It’s the beginning of a new era. The beginning of wrestling... The beginning of the revolution... It’s the beginning of the Anderson Evolution! I’m dead... dead serious when I say that the Anderson Evolution are the future of the IWF. Enough kidding around, it’s all business now, but the Red Shield Mafia seem to try to make it personal, with the attacks on me and the Navaks well guess what! You got what you want! You got the chance for one of you to feel Max Payne, and it’s time that you are removed, not just from the IWF, but from wrestling... Forever!
The camera zooms out to show the Anderson Evolution. They are staring into the camera. Hutt speaks out into the camera as Petey looks into it also.
Hutt Anderson:
I would be really sorry if I was you. It’s time to show us your divine envy as we will walk in Inception as the uncrown tag team champions, and we will walk out as the tag team champions!
Anderson and Payne glaze into the camera as it slowly fades into a black screen.