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With a feud erupting between Daniel Bryan and the modern day Corporation led mainly by Vince McMahon himself (the Chairman of the company), I think it would be interesting to have Vince state Daniel Bryan as the newest inductee of the Kiss My Ass Club.
We all know that eventually, there will come a time when Daniel Bryan is gonna physically assault Vince McMahon. It can't happen just yet because it needs to be built up to be an important moment, a moment where Bryan has had enough of the condescension and screw jobs (Summerslam was just the beginning) and the humiliation and decides to snap and attack his boss. And I think perhaps a perfect culmination of this is Vince trying to make Bryan join the infamous Kiss My Ass club. Vince could even insult his height again by saying Bryan will be the first member of the club that is so short he doesn't even have to kneel down to kiss his (Vince's) ass.
And when he doesn't, Vince starts to get pissed. He starts to say that out of all the people who could refuse to kiss his ass, a little gnome like Bryan, who used to wrestle in armories and high school gyms in front of a 100 people tops, isn't gonna be the type of person that is too good to bend down and pucker up. He could also threaten to bring out HHH or Randy Orton or The Shield to make it happen by force if he has to. ("One way or another, you're gonna kneel down and kiss my ass!") So, Bryan pretends to comply and go along with planting his lips on Vince's ass cheeks, but after taking so long to do it, Vince begins to wonder what's the hold up and when he turns around, he receives a roundhouse kick to the skull, and he falls to the floor with his pants down. Maybe Bryan even executes the flying knee or the No Lock afterwards (hard to see him putting the submission hold on Vince though, considering it takes longer to apply than just a physical move out of the blue and by the time he does, someone might already be out to help Vince.) And out runs some help, but Bryan escapes through the crowd before they can get to him.
I know this can't happen because of the PG rating, but it's a nice segment to think about regardless.
We all know that eventually, there will come a time when Daniel Bryan is gonna physically assault Vince McMahon. It can't happen just yet because it needs to be built up to be an important moment, a moment where Bryan has had enough of the condescension and screw jobs (Summerslam was just the beginning) and the humiliation and decides to snap and attack his boss. And I think perhaps a perfect culmination of this is Vince trying to make Bryan join the infamous Kiss My Ass club. Vince could even insult his height again by saying Bryan will be the first member of the club that is so short he doesn't even have to kneel down to kiss his (Vince's) ass.
And when he doesn't, Vince starts to get pissed. He starts to say that out of all the people who could refuse to kiss his ass, a little gnome like Bryan, who used to wrestle in armories and high school gyms in front of a 100 people tops, isn't gonna be the type of person that is too good to bend down and pucker up. He could also threaten to bring out HHH or Randy Orton or The Shield to make it happen by force if he has to. ("One way or another, you're gonna kneel down and kiss my ass!") So, Bryan pretends to comply and go along with planting his lips on Vince's ass cheeks, but after taking so long to do it, Vince begins to wonder what's the hold up and when he turns around, he receives a roundhouse kick to the skull, and he falls to the floor with his pants down. Maybe Bryan even executes the flying knee or the No Lock afterwards (hard to see him putting the submission hold on Vince though, considering it takes longer to apply than just a physical move out of the blue and by the time he does, someone might already be out to help Vince.) And out runs some help, but Bryan escapes through the crowd before they can get to him.
I know this can't happen because of the PG rating, but it's a nice segment to think about regardless.
