Italian joke (no offense meant)

[RC Styles]

(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)
One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not not piss on plate you sonna ma *****. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma *****. So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not piss on bed you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma *****. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''Peace unto you'' I say ''Piss unto you too ya, sonna m

 

[Italian Outsider]

Old stuff, there is a video on youtube for this..
Btw the accent is Naples one, not Italian one.

 

[The Small Show]

Is all the joke there because it ends at a weird end.. & It's not funny at all.

 

[Italian Outsider]

And nobody cares if it was offensive.

 

[RC Styles]

Old stuff, there is a video on youtube for this..
Btw the accent is Naples one, not Italian one.

i didnt said it is mine !!!

i just find it funny

 

[Italian Outsider]

What I meant is, it has been already posted before here.

 

[RC Styles]

How to Impress an Italian Lady:

Wine her, dine her, hug her, support her, compliment her, suprise her, smile at her, hold her, romance her, laugh with her, shop with her, cuddle her, go to the end of the earth for her...

How to Impress an Italian Man:
Show up naked, Bring Beer.

 

[Italian Outsider]

Show up naked is enough, as long as the girl is hot.
As for italian women, money is enough, like everyone else.

 

[RC Styles]

Show up naked is enough, as long as the girl is hot.
As for italian women, cock is enough, like everyone else.

 

[Italian Outsider]

 

[Jon Honcho]

I thought it was pretty funny. Not belly laugh type stuff but I chuckled.

 

[RC Styles]

I thought it was pretty funny. Not belly laugh type stuff but I chuckled.

thanks

 

[Axis]

1.5/10

 

[RC Styles]

take a look at the "best italian wrestler"

 

[Italian Outsider]

can't see shit.
But Bruno Sammartino was pretty good if you ask me.