Just got back from it and WOW did it suck. Anyone else waste their money on this steaming pile of sequel?
Iron Man 2
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Scarlett isn't known for her acting. I might see it tomorrow but not too sure. I read a few reviews and they all said, take out the action, explosions and Mickey Rouke and there's no real story.
This about right noumenon?
This about right noumenon?
it was an advertisement for the avengers. oh i dont know how to use spoiler tags how do you like that.
who even fucking wants to see Thor around? He's based off Greek mythology and we just seen a spot for him in a robot movie. Oh and who the hell wrote this movie, it was godawful. Like we wanted to see another robot battle. Battle sequences sucked by the way, especially since you were expecting alot after gawdawful drama too. It was like watching spiderman 3 with plasma poison instead of venom. Marvel should be ashamed to put their name on something so short of a plot.
and I think i've seen an overload of shitty robot fighting scenes between transformers 2 and ironman 2 right about now.
and I think i've seen an overload of shitty robot fighting scenes between transformers 2 and ironman 2 right about now.
I didn't go into it with any expectations of it being good, so I enjoyed it for what it was. It used good stuff from the comics, like Tony becoming a total alcoholic because he figures he's going to die anyway (Ultimates series). I think that the action sequences with Vanko as Whiplash & Crimson Dynamo were a little too short. I wish there was a bit more of Nick Fury & maybe a bit more than just saying "Yeah" when asked if that was really Captain America's shield. I liked the Black Widow scene towards the end of the movie, probably a preview of her role in the Avengers movie. I liked that there was a bit of a theme from the Armor Wars storyline, but it really should be the plot of a third one. The script definitely needed to be polished more before they shot it, but Robert Downey Jr could be in anything & I'll probably enjoy it.
Thor wasn't based off of Greek Mythology, its Norse mythology. That movie will do well because of its cast & director. I think its Blue that they didn't give HHH a role as an Asgardian, the man looks perfect for a role as one of Odin's warriors.
If the spoiler tags didn't work then sorry.
Wow. Didn't think this movie would be bad. I'm going to go see it tomorrow. That and Nightmare on Elm Street.
Okay...SPOILER ALTERT I suppose, although I'd just be saving you the trouble of watching this shit...
IRON MAN 2 IN A NUTSHELL..
-DERHERHER I'M TONY STARK I'M SO COOL! OH BTW I'M IRON MAN!!!!11
-Hey let's have a weapons conference with PRIVATE arms dealers in Flushing Meadow Park...WHAT!?!?
- I am Ivan... my father is dead. I hate Tony Stark. WHY? Iunno. /shitty Russian accent.
-OH NOEZ I'M DYING! WTF IS THIS SHIT ALL OVER ME?!
-Whiplash gets fucked up in about 2 minutes... and repeatedly hit by a car...and he's not dead.
-Let's get drunk and eat donuts in the Iron Man suit because people complained there wasn't enough Iron Man suit in the first movie.
-WHY THE FUCK DOES THE SUIT WORK ON RODY!? Does he have a nuclear generator shoved up his ass??
-ITS ME MOTHAFUCKA! GET DOWN FROM THAT MOTHAFUCKIN DONUT BITCH!!!!
-I'm dyin-.....oh wait no I'm not.
-HEY LOOK A NEW ELEMENT...HOW EASY WAS THAT!?
-Here, have drone... drones are better. And I want my bird. /end shitty Russian accent.
- EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT. KILL EVERY FUCKIN DRONE IN UNDER A MINUTE. FUCK UP ROURKE IN UNDER A MINUTE.
THE END
Also, how bad was Rourke in this movie? He wanted to kill Tony because his father was deported. Awesome motivation. He showed no emotion and put on the worst Russian accent I've ever heard.
IRON MAN 2 IN A NUTSHELL..
-DERHERHER I'M TONY STARK I'M SO COOL! OH BTW I'M IRON MAN!!!!11
-Hey let's have a weapons conference with PRIVATE arms dealers in Flushing Meadow Park...WHAT!?!?
- I am Ivan... my father is dead. I hate Tony Stark. WHY? Iunno. /shitty Russian accent.
-OH NOEZ I'M DYING! WTF IS THIS SHIT ALL OVER ME?!
-Whiplash gets fucked up in about 2 minutes... and repeatedly hit by a car...and he's not dead.
-Let's get drunk and eat donuts in the Iron Man suit because people complained there wasn't enough Iron Man suit in the first movie.
-WHY THE FUCK DOES THE SUIT WORK ON RODY!? Does he have a nuclear generator shoved up his ass??
-ITS ME MOTHAFUCKA! GET DOWN FROM THAT MOTHAFUCKIN DONUT BITCH!!!!
-I'm dyin-.....oh wait no I'm not.
-HEY LOOK A NEW ELEMENT...HOW EASY WAS THAT!?
-Here, have drone... drones are better. And I want my bird. /end shitty Russian accent.
- EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT. KILL EVERY FUCKIN DRONE IN UNDER A MINUTE. FUCK UP ROURKE IN UNDER A MINUTE.
THE END
Also, how bad was Rourke in this movie? He wanted to kill Tony because his father was deported. Awesome motivation. He showed no emotion and put on the worst Russian accent I've ever heard.
Just saw it, it wasn't good. There was absolutely no story in this. And was I the only one that felt like Mickey Rouke wasn't needed?
Watched it online, I thought the communication with the characters was amazing & phemonal, the only reason I didnt like it more than the first is because the storyline wasn't really all there & the action was really as big in this one as it was in the other one. I heard there was going to be a third, I hope not. But If they do I hope they get a new writer & make it have alot more action in it.
Oh yeah, anyone notice a few scenes from the commercials were missing? Like with Pepper kisses his helmet and throws it out the plane (You complete me!) and also when Stark is holding Scarlett's hand up with his glove on.
considered the connection with the individual characteristics was astonishing & phemonal, the only cause I didnt like it more than the first is because the storyline wasn't actually all there & the activity was actually as large-scale in this one as it was in the other one.