Moonlight Drive
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Step once again into the realm of Impact High, where the sun is always shining and the students are always whinging. The second instalment begins in the Music Class of the enigmatic Mr. Peep. The teacher stands at the front of the class writing notes about Paramore on the board.
There are three large tables as the students move into class. The Aussies sit at one table, Lennie, Chessarmy, C4 and Soulpower move to another table whilst Horrorfest, Kassidy and Stinger sit at the third.
Horrorfest: Dude! Where were you last night, we were totally raiding this dungeon, and I got a level 31 Enchanted Steel Bow!
Stinger: Yeah man, and I nearly acquired myself a iron chest plate to go along with my Sword of 1000 Truths, it would’ve boosted by Speed stat by nine, even though I would’ve suffered a negative two blow to my magic!
Kassidy: I was writing a song for Lady Hotrod :wub:
Stinger and Horror laugh hysterically, snorting and s♂♂♂♂♂♂ing as snot leaks onto their World of Warcraft jerseys (still unwashed by the way)
Horror: You’re actually putting a girl before video game? Major El Oh El!
Stinger: Yeah, massive Ar Oh Ef El. Your characters are all going to suffer, how are you even going to get this girl when I continue to pwn you on Smackdown vs. Raw 2009?
Kassidy: I don’t know how, but I’ll find a way!
Chessarmy: TNA WRESTLING WILL GET YOU THE LADIES! TNA WRESTLING, CROSS THE LINE!
We know move over to the table that seats Chessarmy, C4, Lennie and Soulpower. Lennie sits angrily, staring at The Aussies (now collectively known as ‘The Gang-a-roos’)
Lennie: Aren’t you sick of those guys?
C4: Aww c’mon, I reckon they’re OK
Soulpower: :tdk:…they’re like totally…doing…this stuff and I’m all ‘no don’t do that stuff’…and they’re all ‘nah man I’m gonna keep doing this stuff’ and then I’m all ‘damn man, I wanted you to stop doing that stuff’
Lennie: Well I’m going to go and sort them out!
C4: Yeah, I’m sick of those guys!
Lennie angrily marches over to where The Gang-a-roos sit.
Lennie: If you guys don’t quit being such jerks, there’ll be hell to pay!
X: Listen to the song I wrote for my assignment: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb and Lennie’s hard right now.
The Gang-a-roos all laugh hysterically.
BKB: I have a better one: BAA.
Peep: And here we go again, with all the things you said. Sit down Lennie!
Lennie angrily moves back to his seat
Chessarmy: WITH TNA WRESTLING, THERE’S NEVER A MOMENT SITTING DOWN! TNA WRESTLING, CROSS THE LINE!
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We now move over to Remedial Maths with Mr. Guy. The students all sit at singular desks, GardsJr, Scotty Goldman, Milly, Blaze, El Joo and Rawkus Keyes all trying to their work.
Mr. Guy rubs his forehead in frustration as beads of sweat seep from his skin.
Guy: Alright, let’s try this again! 3 + 4, ANYBODY.
Gards: Burger Rings?
Scotty: uhh therie wuz kwestionz like dis in teh bok tat I zu reedin but it sed liek sumting eles liek i dont now but it wuz a bok wit stoof wit numbaz but is tuh answar someting we havint tought ov liek idk mabye a car compani or someting cuz won tiem wen…
Blaze: 3 Raccoons + 4 Swamp Rats = One God Dang tasty stew!
Milly: Thomas Jefferson, sucka!
Rawkus: Anal?
Guy:
no: Are there any kids in this class who aren’t a complete ‘tard?
Joo: Do you think I’m a ‘tard?
Guy: Yes.
Joo: Why do you think that?
Guy: Isn’t it obvious?
Joo: Did you always want to be a teacher?
Guy: Well when I wa-
Joo: How many pets do you have?
Guy: What kind of qu-
Joo: Do you enjoy long, romantic strolls on the beach?
Guy: What the fu-
Joo: What are your thoughts on the new president, Barrack Obama?
Travis: MCCAIN~!
Guy: Wait, just slow down so-
Joo: How many days a week do you jack off?
Guy: :gun_rifle:
Joo: :death:
Guy:
Roxxi is walking past as the argument ensues
Roxxi: You can’t do that to a student!
Kaedon: The student was a ‘tard!
Roxxi: That doesn’t mean it’s OK!
Kaedon: You’re a ‘tard too, your opinion is invalid!
Roxxi: Stupid smarky prick!
Kaedon: Roxxi has a dick!
Roxxi and Kaedon embroil themselves in another vicious brawl.
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We return to the Music Class of Mr. Peep, as the students perform their music assignments, a song they had to write themselves. Chessarmy is the one we join in on, he being the second last performer.
Chessarmy: TNA! TNA! WATCH IT OR YOU ARE A GAY! TNA, CROSS THE LINE, IT WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND! TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA!
There is a smattering of applause as Chessarmy leaves the stage.
Peep: Next!
Kassidy moves up onto the stage nervously, before flashing a smile to Lady Hotrod, who sneers at him.
Kassidy: I’d like to dedicate this song to Lady Hotrod, she’s more beautiful than Cortana herself.
As I sit here playing Xbox Live and pwning all those noobs
I think of Lady Hotrod and her lovely, bouncy boobs
I just can’t stand being alone anymore
I need to get a slice of that little whore
Now as I play Gears of War 2
I know what I will need to do
I will make a lovely song for thee
Like I saw them do in Zelda Three
I’ll have to put off Mario
Until I decide how this will go
But the only thing I need to do
Is say to Lady, I love you
CT: Kassidy loves LHR like Lennie loves sheep!
Chessarm: YOU’LL LOVE TNA! TNA WRESTLING, CROSS THE LINE!
Peep: Thank you kids, but that sucked. It will never be up to the level of Paramore, you must learn much, much more. Everybody open your album covers and copy the lyrics of Emergency into your work books, quickly, their isn’t much time left.
C4: Yes, I love Paramore!
X: Uh, Shouldn’t we learn about something other than Paramore?
Peep: Like Hayley Williams?
X: I mean something besides Hayley and Paramore
C4: Yeah, I’m not a big Paramore fan.
Peep: :angry:
Peep death stares X as the bell rings for lunch.
Peep: Everyone may leave except for young X-Power, he needs to earn some extra credit.
Chessarmy: YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE WITH TNA! TNA WRESTLING, CROSS THE LINE!
The students forward out as X-Power nervously sits in his seat. Peep begins to slowly mover over to X’s seat, before grabbing him by the ear and dragging him up to the front of the class room. Peep approaches the blackboard
Peep: Hail Hayley!
The black board suddenly swings open and Peep drags X down a flight of stairs, before they get to a room. The room is in complete darkness except for a set of candles around a picture of Hayley Williams, laced with red silk. There is a solitary figure worshipping the photo.
Peep: Join him, or death
X falls to the floor with Hometown Kid and begins to worship the picture, Peep chuckling maniacally.
Peep: 2 down, the rest of the school to go! Mwahahah!
The end…or is it?
Yes, it’s definitely the end.
There are three large tables as the students move into class. The Aussies sit at one table, Lennie, Chessarmy, C4 and Soulpower move to another table whilst Horrorfest, Kassidy and Stinger sit at the third.
Horrorfest: Dude! Where were you last night, we were totally raiding this dungeon, and I got a level 31 Enchanted Steel Bow!
Stinger: Yeah man, and I nearly acquired myself a iron chest plate to go along with my Sword of 1000 Truths, it would’ve boosted by Speed stat by nine, even though I would’ve suffered a negative two blow to my magic!
Kassidy: I was writing a song for Lady Hotrod :wub:
Stinger and Horror laugh hysterically, snorting and s♂♂♂♂♂♂ing as snot leaks onto their World of Warcraft jerseys (still unwashed by the way)
Horror: You’re actually putting a girl before video game? Major El Oh El!
Stinger: Yeah, massive Ar Oh Ef El. Your characters are all going to suffer, how are you even going to get this girl when I continue to pwn you on Smackdown vs. Raw 2009?
Kassidy: I don’t know how, but I’ll find a way!
Chessarmy: TNA WRESTLING WILL GET YOU THE LADIES! TNA WRESTLING, CROSS THE LINE!
We know move over to the table that seats Chessarmy, C4, Lennie and Soulpower. Lennie sits angrily, staring at The Aussies (now collectively known as ‘The Gang-a-roos’)
Lennie: Aren’t you sick of those guys?
C4: Aww c’mon, I reckon they’re OK
Soulpower: :tdk:…they’re like totally…doing…this stuff and I’m all ‘no don’t do that stuff’…and they’re all ‘nah man I’m gonna keep doing this stuff’ and then I’m all ‘damn man, I wanted you to stop doing that stuff’
Lennie: Well I’m going to go and sort them out!
C4: Yeah, I’m sick of those guys!
Lennie angrily marches over to where The Gang-a-roos sit.
Lennie: If you guys don’t quit being such jerks, there’ll be hell to pay!
X: Listen to the song I wrote for my assignment: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb and Lennie’s hard right now.
The Gang-a-roos all laugh hysterically.
BKB: I have a better one: BAA.
Peep: And here we go again, with all the things you said. Sit down Lennie!
Lennie angrily moves back to his seat
Chessarmy: WITH TNA WRESTLING, THERE’S NEVER A MOMENT SITTING DOWN! TNA WRESTLING, CROSS THE LINE!
-----
We now move over to Remedial Maths with Mr. Guy. The students all sit at singular desks, GardsJr, Scotty Goldman, Milly, Blaze, El Joo and Rawkus Keyes all trying to their work.
Mr. Guy rubs his forehead in frustration as beads of sweat seep from his skin.
Guy: Alright, let’s try this again! 3 + 4, ANYBODY.
Gards: Burger Rings?
Scotty: uhh therie wuz kwestionz like dis in teh bok tat I zu reedin but it sed liek sumting eles liek i dont now but it wuz a bok wit stoof wit numbaz but is tuh answar someting we havint tought ov liek idk mabye a car compani or someting cuz won tiem wen…
Blaze: 3 Raccoons + 4 Swamp Rats = One God Dang tasty stew!
Milly: Thomas Jefferson, sucka!
Rawkus: Anal?
Guy:
no: Are there any kids in this class who aren’t a complete ‘tard?Joo: Do you think I’m a ‘tard?
Guy: Yes.
Joo: Why do you think that?
Guy: Isn’t it obvious?
Joo: Did you always want to be a teacher?
Guy: Well when I wa-
Joo: How many pets do you have?
Guy: What kind of qu-
Joo: Do you enjoy long, romantic strolls on the beach?
Guy: What the fu-
Joo: What are your thoughts on the new president, Barrack Obama?
Travis: MCCAIN~!
Guy: Wait, just slow down so-
Joo: How many days a week do you jack off?
Guy: :gun_rifle:
Joo: :death:
Guy:
Roxxi is walking past as the argument ensues
Roxxi: You can’t do that to a student!
Kaedon: The student was a ‘tard!
Roxxi: That doesn’t mean it’s OK!
Kaedon: You’re a ‘tard too, your opinion is invalid!
Roxxi: Stupid smarky prick!
Kaedon: Roxxi has a dick!
Roxxi and Kaedon embroil themselves in another vicious brawl.
-----
We return to the Music Class of Mr. Peep, as the students perform their music assignments, a song they had to write themselves. Chessarmy is the one we join in on, he being the second last performer.
Chessarmy: TNA! TNA! WATCH IT OR YOU ARE A GAY! TNA, CROSS THE LINE, IT WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND! TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA, TNA!
There is a smattering of applause as Chessarmy leaves the stage.
Peep: Next!
Kassidy moves up onto the stage nervously, before flashing a smile to Lady Hotrod, who sneers at him.
Kassidy: I’d like to dedicate this song to Lady Hotrod, she’s more beautiful than Cortana herself.
As I sit here playing Xbox Live and pwning all those noobs
I think of Lady Hotrod and her lovely, bouncy boobs
I just can’t stand being alone anymore
I need to get a slice of that little whore
Now as I play Gears of War 2
I know what I will need to do
I will make a lovely song for thee
Like I saw them do in Zelda Three
I’ll have to put off Mario
Until I decide how this will go
But the only thing I need to do
Is say to Lady, I love you
CT: Kassidy loves LHR like Lennie loves sheep!
Chessarm: YOU’LL LOVE TNA! TNA WRESTLING, CROSS THE LINE!
Peep: Thank you kids, but that sucked. It will never be up to the level of Paramore, you must learn much, much more. Everybody open your album covers and copy the lyrics of Emergency into your work books, quickly, their isn’t much time left.
C4: Yes, I love Paramore!
X: Uh, Shouldn’t we learn about something other than Paramore?
Peep: Like Hayley Williams?
X: I mean something besides Hayley and Paramore
C4: Yeah, I’m not a big Paramore fan.
Peep: :angry:
Peep death stares X as the bell rings for lunch.
Peep: Everyone may leave except for young X-Power, he needs to earn some extra credit.
Chessarmy: YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE WITH TNA! TNA WRESTLING, CROSS THE LINE!
The students forward out as X-Power nervously sits in his seat. Peep begins to slowly mover over to X’s seat, before grabbing him by the ear and dragging him up to the front of the class room. Peep approaches the blackboard
Peep: Hail Hayley!
The black board suddenly swings open and Peep drags X down a flight of stairs, before they get to a room. The room is in complete darkness except for a set of candles around a picture of Hayley Williams, laced with red silk. There is a solitary figure worshipping the photo.
Peep: Join him, or death
X falls to the floor with Hometown Kid and begins to worship the picture, Peep chuckling maniacally.
Peep: 2 down, the rest of the school to go! Mwahahah!
The end…or is it?
Yes, it’s definitely the end.
